UberCool All American 3457 Posts user info edit post |
so fruit punch is worse than blue raspberry? oh lord...tomorrow night will also taste horrid, then.
[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:19 PM. Reason : 13] 9/3/2010 10:19:28 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
Oh shit, I forgot I tried Lemonade and Orange on the same night. I was so drunk that I don't remember which one I finished and which I didn't. I woke up in my car with the radio on, cell phone completely dead and a half of a 4loko in my cup holder. I really was just drunk dialing after everyone went to bed, but in hindsight, some neighborhood patrol cop would have hit the jackpot there.
[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:26 PM. Reason : (440): Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?] 9/3/2010 10:23:24 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
thinking about going to college beverage to pick up a blue raspberry 9/3/2010 10:26:54 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
glenn i think that be yo name i met you at trivia, i was that awesome guy at the table, you know that wawesome guy haha 9/3/2010 10:27:46 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
can 2 down!!! pwnt stupid crack ofa drinakk 9/3/2010 10:29:08 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
lol I can safely say that most likely I can outdrink you, but I don't think I've finished two of these yet. I'm about to breathalyze myself after 1. 9/3/2010 10:30:50 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
^^LOL you crazy as hell boy (i sounded that out in meatwad's voice in my head )
I will never drink more than one Four Loko in a night
[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ^^] 9/3/2010 10:31:43 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
im debating opening can 3 or not, stffff is moving on its own and my facae is numb athat is usually the sighn to stoppp 9/3/2010 10:31:54 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
fuckkk everyone on my druinken text lsit is eitehr asleep or not responding, tghats no fun! 9/3/2010 10:33:19 PM |
UberCool All American 3457 Posts user info edit post |
dude...i was relatively lucid after just a single four loko. so how were you feeling after just the one? because your typing skills trailed off pretty fast... 9/3/2010 10:35:23 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
after one i was hyper, after 2 i was hyper and drnk 9/3/2010 10:37:15 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
when the third one is done is probably when the second one will have caught up with you. an hour later and you better put a lock code on your contact list and hide it from yourself. 9/3/2010 10:38:39 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
you are assuming that i can even find my phone haha 9/3/2010 10:40:10 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
wtf 2/3 through and somewhere between .05 and .10 9/3/2010 10:46:20 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
dont drive i acnt be bailing anyone out this evefning 9/3/2010 10:46:56 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
lol
Someone is going to be hurtin' tomorrow morning. 9/3/2010 10:57:34 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I wanna goto bed, the worsd on teh screen are moving from top to bottom like a scrolling screen but im wide awake haha 9/3/2010 10:58:53 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
lol, for anyone thinking about driving immediately after swishing mouthwash or taking 'one last shot'. Proof that a 20 minute buffer between your last drink is always key (within certain respects).
9/3/2010 11:02:46 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
welcome to the officially druunk club! /highafive 9/3/2010 11:03:42 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
lol once it's gone from my breath it should settle to ~.06 or so. Still within my legal right to drive to the DD's house! 9/3/2010 11:05:26 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
if i drove right now i would definitelyh kill someone, we all know the atctual drunk driver usuallyy survives 9/3/2010 11:06:32 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
God damn, no one has the right to take my keys from me ever again. I have this on lock. <3 thinkgeek and their stupid frivolous party toys.
9/3/2010 11:09:33 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
dint worry the cops will say twice that and you will spend the night in jail 9/3/2010 11:10:19 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.craftbeer.com/pages/beerology/blood-alcohol-content-calculator
Here you go Doss, that was basically spot on for me. I'm pretty sure that you're .15 at least! 9/3/2010 11:15:20 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
based on the default metoabolism it says .17 9/3/2010 11:17:01 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
lets see if I can manage to pass out, if not Ill see you bitches soon 9/3/2010 11:29:20 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when the third one is done is probably when the second one will have caught up with you. an hour later and you better put a lock code on your contact list and hide it from yourself." |
lol
-- If there are four lokos to be found in Estes Park, CO, I don't know where. Goddammit.9/3/2010 11:36:35 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I had to hitup the gas station as harris teeeter was lackin 9/3/2010 11:38:23 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
getting my assss in bed, if anyone still wantss to entertain me text myy ass 919-413-5564 attractive females preferred peace bitches 9/3/2010 11:40:01 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I am 8-10oz away from finishing my first and only for the night 9/3/2010 11:40:48 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
good call maybe this is a tourist trap resort town
there simply may be none to be had 9/3/2010 11:44:47 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Good news I managed. To log in from my phone which has auto correct to fix drunk errors 9/3/2010 11:45:29 PM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
How far are you from Boulder? Probably have more luck there. 9/3/2010 11:59:48 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
this shit's popular as FUCK 9/4/2010 12:07:23 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^^A ways. I didn't even want to drive to ft collins (a college town!) to a booty call tonight, with a bathtub and cuddling and other amenities. boulder is farther from me. 9/4/2010 12:09:57 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "getting my assss in bed, if anyone still wantss to entertain me text myy ass 919-413-5564 attractive females preferred peace bitches" |
Ahahahahaha
^ Look for an, um, urban gas station.9/4/2010 12:12:43 AM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
Can you find Goat Vodka where you are? That shit is divine, from what I hear. 9/4/2010 12:12:47 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
fuck it, i think its a listen to music and drink four lokos night, brb 9/4/2010 12:13:39 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^^^I really don't think you understand what kind of town this is 9/4/2010 12:16:10 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Go to wherever poor or mexicans or whatever go for beer and you should be good. 9/4/2010 12:18:31 AM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
goin to bed huh? heh 9/4/2010 12:25:21 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Trying and failing so far lol 9/4/2010 12:28:49 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Go to wherever poor or mexicans or whatever go for beer and you should be good." |
Srsly yall really don't understand the kind of place this is I've tried that :p I WENT to the "poor" liquor store.9/4/2010 12:39:28 AM |
UberCool All American 3457 Posts user info edit post |
^according to the product locator, four loko can be found at:
RAMBO LIQUOR 1640 BIG THOMPSON AVE ESTES PARK, CO 80517 9/4/2010 7:43:01 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
this is my favorite thread 9/4/2010 7:47:04 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Well I didnt die at least... I did what many other people have done.. I got really hyper, then really drunk last night till I passed out about midnight, then woke up again at like 4 feeling jacked up again and couldnt get back to sleep. Now finally crawled outta bed haha. I dont feel like shit though so I guess thats good. 9/4/2010 8:50:35 AM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
that's the beauty of Four Loko
all of the voodoo herbs and nutrients prevent hangovers 9/4/2010 8:56:27 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
Doss2k is definitely going to have a bad day today 9/4/2010 8:57:10 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^according to the product locator, four loko can be found at:
RAMBO LIQUOR 1640 BIG THOMPSON AVE ESTES PARK, CO 80517" |
thxu sir9/4/2010 10:44:39 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "all of the voodoo herbs and nutrients prevent hangovers" |
this is a fucking lie. worst hangovers ever.9/4/2010 10:47:01 AM |