GET FUCKED UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L5GfRk2SZA

I'm going to propose how to watch tomorrow nights game.

#1. Buy 750ML of whiskey. I recommend Bulleit, just don't get something expensive and don't get something shitty. You don't want to drink $100 whiskey during a loss and you don't want to drink $8 whiskey during a loss or win.

#2 Limited remote control skills are needed for tomorrow if you're watching at home. Do NOT watch alone. Go to a fucking bar if you must. Otherwise, invite friends over or go to someone's house where you can drink and watch. You do NOT want to be alone during a win and you do NOT want to be alone during a loss.


#3 Watch some Xavier/Baylor for a half. Don't allow yourself to become emotionally attached. Watch the game while you text on the phone, eat some food, and ready your testes. Sip your drink to slight buzz.

#4 Switch to UNC/Ohio when it begins and scream wildly at the refs while drinking. Take this game seriously as fuck. If Ohio pulls ahead early get a little TOO excited and start drinking heavily. Increase the amount of yelling.

#5 At halftime of the UNC game go pee your everliving sac off. Bitch and moan about the refs and how if UNC was playing a better team they'd be losing. Text a picture of your nutsac to your UNC friends and tell them "UNC sucks nutsac"

#6 Switch briefly to the Baylor/Xavier game so that you don't have to hear the halftime guys slurp UNC's balls red about how well they're playing without Kimberly Marshall. Don't even give a fuck about what is happening. Concentrate more on farting out the living room than you do who is winning.

#7 Switch back to the UNC/Ohio game as soon as the 2nd half begins unless UNC is already up by 10+ and the Baylor/Xavier game looks exciting. There is a well known tournament rule that if you don't watch a favorite when they have a big lead they might squander it to try to draw bigger ratings.

#8 If the UNC/Ohio game is close, ramp up the drinking. Start being aggressive. Text your UNC friends that you hope they manage to overcome all the adversity to beat University of Phoenix because they will be playing men's basketball teams once they reach the elite 8.

#9 At the conclusion of the UNC game if they win let all your anger go. Just let it go. Dont even acknowledge it, turn off your phone now and hand it to your girlfriend. Only bad things can happen from here on out, including texts that could cost you relationships with your girl, her parents, your parents, friends, acquaintances, facebook friends, and people with access to the internet. If they lost then ramp up the drinking to previously unknown levels. Don't be concerned about passing out now. UNC just lost and you have to become a machine. If they won, steady the course.

#10 Switch to the Kansas/Indiana game. Pull for Indiana initially. If there's one team we can't fucking beat it's Kentucky. They are made of a metal alloy called adamantium like Wolverine from the Xmen. Do NOT invest yourself. If you invest yourself in another team 30 minutes before we tipoff you will cause yourself to shit blood in the first half of our game.

#11 3-5 minutes prior to tipoff switch to our game. I don't care what Indiana is doing, they will probably collapse in the 2nd half anyway or get screwed by the officials. You need to soak in our pre-game nerves. You need to see how Gottfried's hair looks, how red CJW's eyes are, and how often CJL is scouting the crowd to see if the Atlanta Hawks GM is there.

#12 At tipoff get fucking excited. Drink like there's no tomorrow. There may not be. Get pissed. The first time the ref blows the whistle get angry. The first time you pee, really smack the fucking back of the porcelain with your stream. Get riled up. Have a fucking attitude. Make other people feel uncomfortable knowing you.

#13 Always, always during the game say "If we win, I am going to paint the town Red". Threaten to take a full bottle of Heinz 57 ketchup and open it and spray it in a circular motion while twisting it around your head like a helicopter. This went over really well at Sammy's during the first game against SDSU, trust me. People were enthralled and simultaneously nervous about being painted red.

#14 If we win go fucking nuts. If we lose be so drunk you cant remember what year it is. Whatever you do, make the biggest ass of yourself possible. But do NOT have your phone on you. Just drink and stay away from the internet. Don't post on the internet, dont facebook, dont text, dont drive, and for god's sake dont punch a woman just because you thought you saw her make a closed fist first.


LETS FUCKING DO THIS

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 2:32 AM. Reason : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

3/23/2012 2:31:05 AM

so nice he posted the shit twice.

3/23/2012 2:34:40 AM

top of the page douchebag and i added the GET FUCKED UP video.

We're less than 24 hours to gametime, I'm getting fucked up now to pregame.

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 2:40 AM. Reason : a]

3/23/2012 2:40:15 AM

thanks, the video adds to the experience

for page 13:

http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/03/22/1952305/here-we-go-nc-state-north-carolina.html

3/23/2012 2:52:47 AM

sweet article faggot, thanks to creative geniuses like you i can read the $22k a year sports chief spit out un-researched factoids from the news and observer.

This messageboard will die when I quit.

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 3:17 AM. Reason : a]

3/23/2012 3:16:20 AM

Quote :

"#9 At the conclusion of the UNC game if they win let all your anger go. Just let it go. Dont even acknowledge it, turn off your phone now and hand it to your girlfriend. Only bad things can happen from here on out, including texts that could cost you relationships with your girl, her parents, your parents, friends, acquaintances, facebook friends, and people with access to the internet. If they lost then ramp up the drinking to previously unknown levels. Don't be concerned about passing out now. UNC just lost and you have to become a machine. If they won, steady the course."

lol, lets do this!

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 3:20 AM. Reason : lol]

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 3:22 AM. Reason : I lolled multiple times at faces post]

3/23/2012 3:19:11 AM

okay ill give credit to the closing comments, they are worth reading.

Quote :

" There will be no ambiguity, however, for Joan (pronounced Joanne) Sloan. The widow of Norm Sloan will watch the two games tonight by herself at her home. “No one else can stand me watching a game with them at home since I get so nervous,” she said. What would her late husband say about State’s current run? “Oh, he’d be sure State is going to win the whole thing,” Sloan said. “As I recall – and he would recall, too – we used to beat Carolina more than they beat us. Duke, too. Those were good times.” Joan Sloan sang the national anthem for years before every N.C. State home game her husband coached. She still goes to most Wolfpack home games. At her own home, however, she has a hard time keeping still. “When the game is tight, I walk away,” she said. “I go clean a closet or a drawer or something. Then I walk back for a minute and see how it’s going. I get too nervous.” Sloan wants two outcomes tonight – a State win and a Carolina loss. She doesn’t want the dream Elite Eight matchup, because she doesn’t want Carolina to get to Sunday. “I never pull for Carolina, don’t you know that? I just can’t,” she said. “But if these games are close, I don’t know what I’m going to do. All of the closets are already clean from last weekend.” "

3/23/2012 3:58:03 AM

ready for the game, wearing my nc state hoodie again while analyzing samples in oldenburg, germany (though will be in bremen likely drinking becks for the 3a game time)

go pack

3/23/2012 4:51:48 AM

^^That's really sweet. And I love it.

3/23/2012 6:33:34 AM

^^^The words of a true State fan.

3/23/2012 6:42:51 AM

Quote :

"how often CJL is scouting the crowd to see if the Atlanta Hawks GM is there."

lmao

3/23/2012 6:55:45 AM

Dreamt we won. Amazing

3/23/2012 7:14:07 AM

That face post started off meh but ended up being worthy of several lols.

Unlike the Georgetown game where I was scattering to find somewhere to watch it, I'll be back watching this one where I watched the first two rounds. A friend from UNC, who is also here in Vienna, knows this other American couple (he's a GT grad, she's a Kansas grad) who are huge college sports fans. They have a sweet flat and a better setup than I have at home:



The guy whose lives there messaged us yesterday with a picture of some pork shoulder that was in brine and informed us that we'll be having BBQ with KC and Eastern BBQ sauces. I was all



I told them that if I get to eat BBQ, watch Carolina lose, and State advance to the Elite 8, I will run through the streets naked at 5:30am, which is roughly when the game will end here.

SO. FUCKING. PUMPED. Go State!

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 7:26 AM. Reason : .]

3/23/2012 7:24:12 AM

^ That's terrific

3/23/2012 7:30:35 AM

^^ i live in vienna and need to meet your friends

3/23/2012 7:42:19 AM

GAME DAY

GO PACK!!!








"You just don't know how magnificent you might be. Think Big. Think Big." -Chancellor John T. Caldwell

3/23/2012 7:42:19 AM

stomach in knots

where is errybody going to watch the game?

3/23/2012 7:55:07 AM

I can't even fucking contain myself right now.

Also, that room of dreams video gave me some serious chills (I won't say made me cry because that is only acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon).

GO PACK!

3/23/2012 7:55:47 AM

I'm wearing a diaper and a helmet for this game.

lets fuken party

3/23/2012 7:56:08 AM

Holla at your boy Joan. I'll watch the games with you.

3/23/2012 8:01:52 AM

48.7% chance if that if we lose I will go so a-wall that I'm single by morning.

3/23/2012 8:05:56 AM

going a-wall you say?

3/23/2012 8:26:38 AM

So if UNC loses and Roy shows up at our game in a Kansas pin, how much do you want to bet the unc fans all act like its the best thing ever.

3/23/2012 8:30:02 AM

i am more than a little concerned about my emotional instability for this game.

3/23/2012 8:31:14 AM

Whoa I didn't realize that ZO shot was behind the backboard. I only saw it from the other angle.

Oh and AstralEngine, to answer this question

Quote :

"scotieb24, where can I get one of those sweet glowing vests?"

It's called a Biliblanket and you can rent them for $50 a day at a medical supply store. Besides looking sweet, it can help you fight Jaundice! Only thing is, I think they only come in baby size.

3/23/2012 8:32:54 AM

Quote :

"ready your testes"

GET

YOUR

JIMMIES

READY

3/23/2012 8:38:07 AM

why the fuck is this game so damn late?

3/23/2012 9:17:15 AM

Quote :

"stomach in knots "

Normally I wouldn't be nervous about this game. Like others have said, we're playing with house money at this point. I mean shit -- who could've expected the Sweet 16 before the season started? Who could've expected it just a few weeks ago??

That said, I feel like we actually have a chance to win this game ... against a team no one is giving us a chance against. If we can somehow manage to out-power KU and get to the Elite 8 for the first time in forever, it will cause massive amounts of happiness and a giant boner for the foreseeable future

So yeah, my stomach is in knots too

3/23/2012 9:23:18 AM

^^ Media Conspiracy

3/23/2012 9:27:16 AM

Quote :

"“That would be the most important game of the rivalry ever,” said Tom Burleson, the center for that 1974 team, fantasizing about a possible Sunday matchup. “And if we put Carolina out of the race for the national championship and went to the Final Four while doing it? I can’t tell you how good a feeling that would be.”"

It's this kind of thing that has my stomach in knots. A win tonight and Sunday would be of epic proportions, the biggest thing that's ever happened for our athletics program (NCAA championships aside). Beating your hated rival to reach the final four during an improbable run?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE win tonight pack!

3/23/2012 9:28:18 AM

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 9:31 AM. Reason : jimmies]

3/23/2012 9:30:01 AM

That N&O article was great, thanks for posting. Lots of good stuff and Joan Sloan is my new favorite person.

I also didn't know that NCSU Fans + Tom Burleson started the free throw distraction trend. Screw you, Dean Smith...

Quote :

"Burleson was on the bench, having fouled out. But he rose up and waved his arms wildly, trying to incite the fans. “That was the night that the distraction of fans waving behind the boards really began,” Burleson said. “I helped get that going.” Karl missed both free throws and N.C. State eventually won. As Burleson remembers, UNC coach Dean Smith called Burleson’s act “the worst sportsmanship in the world.”"

3/23/2012 9:37:33 AM

Had a dream last night that we were down big at the half. Gottfried has already gotten one T and is damn close to a second. Poor execution, shots aren’t falling, lackadaisical on the glass. Just a piss poor effort all around. Barkley and Smith rip into at the half, questioning our toughness and desire. The game thread is at a fever pitch. The second half starts, and we finally start to play like the State team we know and love. We tighten up on D and attack their bigs in the paint. The deficit slips to 12, 10, 8. But like clockwork, Howell picks up his 4th with 10 minutes to play and has to sit down. Painter helps us tread water till Big Rich comes back in. We’re down 4 with 50 seconds to play. Lorenzo blows by Taylor for a quick layup to put us down 2 with enough differential that we don’t have to foul. We play great D for the full 35 and Robinson forces up an off balance shot that Leslie just gets a finger on. Howell gets the board and we call timeout with 4.3 seconds left on the clock, State down 69-67. In the ensuing timeout, you can see Gottfried and Lutz yelling at each other, until it seems like Gott finally relents. On to the court come Zo, Wood, CJ, Calvin, and…good god, that’s Jordan’s Vandenberg’s music! The announcers scramble to identify him, with Albert mistakenly referring to him as Evitmov. Williams inbounds from the opposite baseline. Lorenzo catches the ball near midcourt and takes two dribbles before passing to Vandenberg on the left wing. He takes one dribble and unleashes a hook 3 from thirty feet just before the buzzer sounds. The entire arena goes silent as the ball arcs thru the air. Swish. The team goes wild. Gottfried does a Tiger Woods fist pump. Zo jumps on the scorer’s table and starts the fight song. Vandenberg gets in Self’s face and talks shit. Ernie self-immolates himself out of sheer joy.

In the postgame presser, reporters ask Gottfried why he decided to burn Vandy’s redshirt for four seconds of action. He smiles and says “Why the fuck not?”

3/23/2012 9:39:49 AM

lawl. +1

3/23/2012 9:46:47 AM

Quote :

"Vandenberg gets in Self’s face and talks shit."

This is still believable.

3/23/2012 10:03:28 AM

http://youtu.be/t6-LkEjIPhc

WOLF GANG

WOLF GANG

KILL THEM ALL

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 10:04 AM. Reason : it is my dream that they would come out to this song against UNC]

3/23/2012 10:03:47 AM

if Dean Smith called something or someone the worst, well, it just means it or they are the best, now fuck off Dean

3/23/2012 10:05:23 AM

3/23/2012 10:10:24 AM

Goddammit Scrumples

3/23/2012 10:13:34 AM

you really should be damning agent 0 for putting that fucking odd future shit in here. it's terrible.

3/23/2012 10:17:16 AM

Quote :

"PUMPED AS SHIT"

12 hours...

3/23/2012 10:26:30 AM

people keep IM'ing me at work and im like: "yea i'll have it done some time today"

back to the interwebs, videos, interviews, articles, tww, packpride, packinsider

3/23/2012 10:29:16 AM

Who is ncstate_shit on twitter? I know it's one of yall.

3/23/2012 10:35:05 AM

Its dweedle; I thought that was common knowledge

3/23/2012 10:41:12 AM

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 10:47 AM. Reason : tu]

3/23/2012 10:42:56 AM

Hey scotieb24, where'd you get those baby beanies? I want to get a couple for my bosses kids, since hes a chapel hill fan.

3/23/2012 10:50:17 AM

^^ WOW.

I want a shirt with that wolf on it.

3/23/2012 10:54:14 AM

Face and Slave's post are great. GG.

Also that Wolf on the tunnel is money. Can't believe I am alerady nervous for this game.

3/23/2012 11:01:43 AM

Not sure if this has already been posted in here already...

Quote :

"There have been 10 games between a #2 and a #11, and the 2 seed has won 9 of the 10. That one, though, has some interesting parallels to NC State. In 1986, Dale Brown’s LSU Tigers went 1-7 against tournament teams from their conference, but got in the tournament when they beat Florida in the 4/5 matchup. They then lost to conference champ Kentucky for the third time in a close game. LSU pulled upsets to get to the Sweet Sixteen, then beat #2 Georgia Tech, before proving that the fourth time is a charm, and upsetting Kentucky to advance to the Final Four. NC State can pull the same feat with upsets of Kansas and North Carolina."

3/23/2012 11:04:31 AM

1985 I bought a red one from Sportsmania in Triangle Town Center. Can't remember if they had a white one or not. The white one was a gift.

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 11:29 AM. Reason : t]

3/23/2012 11:07:41 AM