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11/29/2008 9:59:08 PM

whoa.... i didn't know that about you cody

11/29/2008 10:19:16 PM

it's not only my age, but my weight as well.

11/29/2008 10:23:19 PM

i just had to google "pegging"


if i were prettier, i'd have sex with random people.

11/29/2008 10:32:46 PM

you don't have to be pretty to do that

just not have any standards

11/29/2008 10:50:25 PM

^^, ^

I'd be totally okay with being a whore.
At least for a while.

11/29/2008 10:51:03 PM

lol

11/29/2008 10:51:23 PM

i have standards.
not even particularly high standards.
but i am afraid that anyone who gets up with me has to have some particularly low standards as well.

11/29/2008 10:57:27 PM

I just read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk, and thought it was funny as shit.

11/29/2008 11:41:24 PM

Quote :

"I'd be totally okay with being a whore."

and shit, I'm pretty sure a good amount of the people in my major think I am

11/29/2008 11:42:28 PM

my mother has an uncanny knack for putting things in a perspective that always makes me feel like shit

but a lot of times she's right

11/30/2008 9:16:42 AM

^speaking of mothers... I'm fairly certain I'm going to end up like mine someday. How horribly depressing.

11/30/2008 1:02:20 PM

^i love my mother.

11/30/2008 6:02:03 PM

i could only be blessed enough to end up as honorable as my mother

11/30/2008 6:03:05 PM

i love mine too... she helped me move and has been super supportive .

<3 ya mom

11/30/2008 6:03:14 PM

mine aggravates the shit out of me but I don't know what I'd do without her though.

11/30/2008 6:09:46 PM

yeah...i have that same opinion of mine as well

11/30/2008 6:13:15 PM

ha. it helps that she fixes the best banana pudding and cherry pie ever, so it makes putting up with her a little easier. Is it sad that that's probably the main reason I went home for thanksgiving?

11/30/2008 6:18:40 PM

I have a secret deep rooted hatred for LivinProof78

11/30/2008 6:18:44 PM

join the club...

i've been having that effect on people lately

11/30/2008 6:30:34 PM

awww *e-hug* for casey

11/30/2008 6:33:05 PM

I want the chick that visited me this weekend, but I can't has her

11/30/2008 7:25:47 PM

why can she not be had??

11/30/2008 7:30:11 PM

I had to go to work yesterday and today and she's back in my hometown and she was visiting from NY, son!

11/30/2008 7:30:56 PM

Did you give her the business?

11/30/2008 7:31:32 PM

No.

11/30/2008 7:32:42 PM

i'm really in the mood for a threesome.

11/30/2008 7:58:36 PM

haaaaaaaaaaay

11/30/2008 7:59:28 PM

sounds like a trap to me

11/30/2008 8:10:02 PM

^^^ Devil's threesome? Or threesome-threesome?

11/30/2008 8:11:43 PM

ffm

11/30/2008 8:13:19 PM

WANT TO DECORATE THE TREEEESSSS

11/30/2008 8:13:49 PM

^^ I think I love you now

11/30/2008 8:15:08 PM

i hate myself

11/30/2008 8:16:37 PM

I HATE STUPID AND DISHONEST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/30/2008 8:19:29 PM

Yup, i just watched the entire Britney spears special

11/30/2008 11:10:53 PM

damn I missed it!

11/30/2008 11:11:16 PM

Oh you know they'll reshow that 100 times.

11/30/2008 11:12:42 PM

I never know what to do. I just want to make everybody happy, but I always fail miserably at that. Fuck.

12/2/2008 3:32:57 AM

^ took the words right out of my mouth

12/2/2008 10:53:11 AM

I hate driving at night, and that makes me feel like a senior citizen.

12/3/2008 2:25:15 PM

Holy balls come on 2:30 then I find out if I got the job

12/3/2008 2:26:20 PM

Looking at pictures of myself fills me with disgust every time.

There are four surgeries I really want

12/3/2008 2:26:43 PM

i think meaner thoughts than i ever let on.

12/3/2008 2:28:10 PM

i feel like a retard...when i'm around certain people and drinking, i end up making a complete ass out of myself in one way or another.

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12/3/2008 2:39:26 PM

I think most of us could say that.

12/3/2008 2:40:30 PM

i am obsessed with this pacman game

12/3/2008 2:42:37 PM

yeah, true. what's bad about it is that i seem to find new and interesting ways of looking like a crazy person each time i drink around them. soooo embarrassing the next day IF you remember it.

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12/3/2008 2:42:46 PM

i am obsessed with like 4 wolfweb dames

12/3/2008 2:43:03 PM

^^^ that reminds me. i'm obsessed with my cell phone ZUMA game. Stage 9, baby!!

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12/3/2008 2:44:16 PM