tschudi All American 6195 Posts user info edit post |
i am kind of already drunk but need to sober up before i dj at 10 5/14/2010 7:51:58 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
FUCK YEAH PURPLE LIGHTNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 5/14/2010 8:33:17 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ WTF??!?!????
ughhhhh i need to get 8 moar pages so that i can have 17 pages and be like "17 that is close to 20 especially with 4 pages of endnotes that technically shouldn't count but makes it 21 pages and i don't GIVE A FUCK"
and turn this stupid paper in
UGH
ugh
UGH
ugh
UGH
jasdfklsda;lkdfjsa;lkdfjsl;akdfjiwoadfjsckmxzdjk
ok. i feel better. back to work
[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .] 5/14/2010 8:58:46 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
eric you get crunk
i'll take yo shift
nothin but gayngs and sleigh bells 5/14/2010 9:03:27 PM |
mizzo All American 3541 Posts user info edit post |
fucking bored 5/14/2010 9:13:29 PM |
tschudi All American 6195 Posts user info edit post |
i am good now
just needed a shower 5/14/2010 9:16:33 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
oh yeah
fucking awesome 5/14/2010 9:17:42 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i will pay someone $25 to finish my paper on the condition that i get a B or higher.
ANY TAKERS? 5/14/2010 9:39:23 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
$25 and a blow job?
anyone? anyone? 5/14/2010 9:44:26 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
I'll do it.
Nah, I'm just fuckin witchya 5/14/2010 9:45:18 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
GRADES ARE IN
I fucking passed. I'm fucking graduating.
Holy fucking shit.
It just got real 5/14/2010 9:45:48 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
It's been a while since I've stayed in on a Friday- there ain't Jack shit on tv :/
I'm so booooored 5/14/2010 9:46:58 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
I never doubted you 5/14/2010 9:47:15 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
FINISH MY PAPER DAMMIT 5/14/2010 9:52:00 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
alright, ima have to go get some front line tomorrow, found two more ticks today 5/14/2010 9:53:32 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
Girl: Ugh! I need to get laid. Grumpy, do you have any roommates? Grumpy: Yes. You've met both of them. You hate them. Girl: Dammit! I really just need sex. Grumpy: I mean...I'm in kind of a dry spell too. We could have sex, solve each other's problem. Girl: Ewww that's gross I'm never talking to you again!
5/14/2010 9:54:55 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahaha 5/14/2010 9:55:51 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
sounded like a perfect solution to me 5/14/2010 9:56:17 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
I thought the whole conversation was just a lead-up to asking if I wanted to bang. I mean, who calls up a single guy, talks about how desperate they are for dick, about how their standards have been lowered into nonexistence, about how the only real requirement is height?*
But apparently I was very, very mistaken.
*-I'm 6'6". I'm the tallest fucking person she knows. 5/14/2010 9:58:30 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
you do not ask a girl if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex, jackass 5/14/2010 10:00:56 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
so why don't you come over and we'll have a few drinks?
then you offer a massage.
duh. 5/14/2010 10:01:29 PM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
5/14/2010 10:02:04 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62425 Posts user info edit post |
dude, its cause you are republican, she knows you wont pull out 5/14/2010 10:02:37 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
wanna come over and watch a movie? 5/14/2010 10:03:02 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
you make her a thread and link her to it, duh 5/14/2010 10:05:02 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you do not ask a girl if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex, jackass" |
Hahaha, true. To be fair I condensed the conversation a little bit; I think I was (albeit very slightly) more subtle.
Also one of her few requirements for someone to give her the penis was that they come to her place. Inviting her here wasn't an option and I'm not at the level that I know how to invite myself to someone else's place, make it clear that I am going to give them my gift without saying so, and get away with it.5/14/2010 10:07:58 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
LOUD
FAT
BITCH 5/14/2010 10:39:57 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you do not ask a girl if she wants to have sex by asking her if she wants to have sex, jackass" |
In that scenario it's a 50-50 shot!5/14/2010 10:40:50 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
SLOW
FRIDAY
NIGHT 5/14/2010 10:42:00 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^^Yeah I'm one of those girls that will say no way, even if I really want it
Can't make em think I'm easy yo 5/14/2010 10:43:31 PM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
She couldn't have sounded easier if she tried. In fact, I think she used the term "I'm easy." It was a twenty minute conversation about how she wanted cock so badly she was thinking of going to a bad neighborhood in an effort to get raped. 5/14/2010 10:44:48 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
IT'S THE FUCKING WEEKEND 5/14/2010 10:44:50 PM |
wolfpack2105 All American 12428 Posts user info edit post |
so, i live with my parents because i just graduated and im trying to get on my own two feet before i move back out again......and they're gonna be gone a full week in june, and my girlfriend was supposed to come up that week....but....
now shes going to ireland with her cousin for 10 days.
And while i'm not mad....i am quite disappointed, but i can't tell her, because i'm glad she is getting the opportunity to do something like that. 5/14/2010 10:52:01 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
You can have sex with me during that week if you'd like 5/14/2010 10:54:59 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH 5/14/2010 10:55:38 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Lol I mean I may not be your girlfriend but I have a vagina, and it works well, most of the time. 5/14/2010 10:59:02 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
TROLLIN
FOR
DICK 5/14/2010 11:00:32 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
just fyi, I'm making a joke
I don't really have a vagina 5/14/2010 11:01:42 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
NO
VAGINA
HERE 5/14/2010 11:02:41 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
painful truth 5/14/2010 11:03:26 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm kidding.
My name is Sarah. 5/14/2010 11:05:24 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
5/14/2010 11:07:31 PM |
Wordsworth All American 2888 Posts user info edit post |
I messed up the display settings and I don't remember the button to press to get it back 5/14/2010 11:11:44 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
this paper
makes no sense
please to give me a B+ and let me go on my way 5/14/2010 11:17:11 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
and now it's time for bed. 5/14/2010 11:18:56 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i just wrote the sentence "when viewed under the magnifying glass of gender..."
god help us all 5/14/2010 11:23:33 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 5/14/2010 11:24:33 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
my camping gear is scattered across the state of nc
i have to gather it back up over the next few weeks 5/14/2010 11:24:59 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
wanna look through my gender magnifying glass?
lol wut 5/14/2010 11:26:00 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I could go camping tomorrow
I'll be missing out on some good music. At least I won't have to drive for 4 hours. 5/14/2010 11:27:18 PM |