150

12/29/2008 10:47:29 AM

i thinkyou meant 132

12/29/2008 10:49:15 AM

pickle is a little slow

12/29/2008 10:49:50 AM

lol

12/29/2008 10:49:56 AM

lol eh ive been jokingly page numbering a lot today when djeternal btted a million threads , but this one i just fucked up so yes i did

12/29/2008 10:50:56 AM

132.10

12/29/2008 10:54:12 AM

page numbering is not a joke

i do not appreciate what you are doing here

and i will not forget it

12/29/2008 10:54:14 AM

I love to wake up to picture texts.

12/29/2008 10:56:43 AM

^^ lol

12/29/2008 10:57:45 AM

I'm not laughing

12/29/2008 10:58:21 AM

the hottest man i've ever had sex in my life with called me out of the blue the other night

first time in nearly 2 years

i ignored it...and i'm not calling him back



i think i have lost my mind

12/29/2008 10:59:38 AM

get you some girl

12/29/2008 11:01:51 AM

I DIDN'T CALL YOU!

12/29/2008 11:01:59 AM

i'll have to pass

12/29/2008 11:02:49 AM

I used to always flip the l and v in relevant and irrelevant.

So i'd say irrevelant.

--
I accidentally posted that in the wrong thread, too.

I'm all kinds of fail

1/13/2009 12:08:49 AM

in my department at work, 6 out of 11 people were laid off. Only people left are 2 people under me, my boss, the company owner, and a woman who is about to go on maternity leave. One girl who was fired had been there 14 years, I have been there a year.... I feel guilty for having a job now for some reason.

1/13/2009 12:20:03 AM

aoifaid8iaknad

DAMN IT

1/13/2009 12:25:59 AM

I've had no desire to fap for a long time.
whats wrong with me?

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1/13/2009 12:34:04 AM

^ homo



i count things as i walk



[Edited on January 13, 2009 at 12:37 AM. Reason : v]

1/13/2009 12:36:36 AM

I have a man boner for Craig Ferguson

1/13/2009 12:39:08 AM

i masturbated for the first time in like a month and a half and it was shockingly very good

1/13/2009 12:40:34 AM

o rly?

1/13/2009 12:42:28 AM

normally i'd be like "thats so hot" but i'm just like "meh"

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[Edited on January 13, 2009 at 12:42 AM. Reason : holy shit. i think i'm depressed, that would explain why i can't sleep or write music either]

1/13/2009 12:42:40 AM

you can come over here and sleep, if you promise to sleep with your mouth open

1/13/2009 12:44:28 AM

normally i would say "u a chick?" but depressed me doesn't have a response

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1/13/2009 12:45:38 AM

look, your sexy

what the fuck are you depressed about

1/13/2009 12:49:13 AM

normally i'd take a screenshot of that shit, but depressed me just noticed that you chose the wrong version of you're

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1/13/2009 12:50:53 AM

I don't get these people who get married after dating for 6-12 months. Seriously, WTF?

1/13/2009 12:51:07 AM

HOLY SHIT

my roomate just got engaged. he's like 364 days older than me. that shit is bananas

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1/13/2009 12:51:32 AM

^^^ chicks dig depressed Emo Dude.

play it up, holmes.




[Edited on January 13, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : ]

1/13/2009 12:52:20 AM

yeah i never got that. i guess it has something to do with that 'feelings' bs some women keep rambling on

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1/13/2009 12:54:39 AM

Quote :

"I don't get these people who get married after dating for 6-12 months"

When i was in the navy, during training i fucked this one navy gal in the ass. then i quit dating her. then she and some dude in my class got married after dating for one month.

everyone was almost like but more like

i heard they got divorced/annulled/whatever after a few months.

weird shit.

1/13/2009 12:55:08 AM

^ i've heard like 5 stories almost exactly like that from people in the navy

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1/13/2009 12:56:14 AM

nothing says take your ass to bed like spilling beer all over my dads couch

:/

1/13/2009 12:59:07 AM

:/

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[Edited on January 13, 2009 at 12:59 AM. Reason : my thoughts exactly]

1/13/2009 12:59:43 AM

^^^ lol. i think it happened a LOT. especially for dudes right after boot camp, you go into A-School and get to see females for what seems like the first time in eternity.

some dudes, usually the geekiest motherfuckers known to society, get their first piece of ass (maybe in their lives) and decide they best marry it before it gets away.

my cousin was stationed in alaska, married a black stripper. needless to say, it traumatized his old unreconstructed grandpa in Johnston County.



[Edited on January 13, 2009 at 1:01 AM. Reason : ]

1/13/2009 1:00:07 AM

i just cried a little watching Bones


even though i knew what was going to happen

1/15/2009 7:01:37 PM

new episode?

1/15/2009 7:08:34 PM

nope...last episode of season 3

1/15/2009 7:09:49 PM

it's cool i cry when i watch sex and the city

1/15/2009 7:10:26 PM

oh god I hope erica doesn't see that.

1/15/2009 7:11:05 PM

I could seriously watch cooking shows all day

1/23/2009 2:13:40 PM

im feeling lonely right now

1/23/2009 7:06:29 PM

i miss Bruce.

1/23/2009 7:12:05 PM

lawl

1/23/2009 7:13:10 PM

I feel pretty pathetic right about now.

1/23/2009 7:16:04 PM

^ more info?

1/23/2009 7:16:32 PM

TKE-Teg's dog is driving me nuts. you would think that after 3 mile walk the damn thing would want take a nap or something but nooooo it's busy wandering around looking for my cats so he can continue to torment them.

1/23/2009 7:17:04 PM

im cold

1/23/2009 7:17:55 PM

Mainly I found out that I suck at my TA'ing job. The students have reported that they don't feel like they're learning shit, and even the prof and my supervisor are kind of like "yeah, you need to stop dropping the ball."

It's my first time being in front of a bunch of students, so it's to be expected that I'm not going to get it perfect at first. But I could have sworn I was doing a good job, and then I get punched in the groin with this stuff.

1/23/2009 7:22:54 PM