I really want to bang her. But she's my friend. But she wants to bang me. So I should bang her.

[Edited on November 23, 2006 at 10:36 PM. Reason : 2]

11/23/2006 10:36:19 PM

BANG EACH OTHER

11/23/2006 10:36:40 PM

ASS

TO

ASS

11/23/2006 10:37:01 PM

must
buy
tickets

11/23/2006 10:49:32 PM

Quote :

"Did you drink too much too?"

It sure looks that way.

11/23/2006 10:52:44 PM

idk i was offered beer by the parents but i didnt want any so i turned it down

11/23/2006 10:58:24 PM

andrea again

11/23/2006 10:59:31 PM

I can't drink in front of my family.

11/23/2006 11:05:52 PM

I actually didn't- our house is completely dry.

11/23/2006 11:24:33 PM

Why don't the cool bars in Raleigh have the beers I like?

11/23/2006 11:26:37 PM

Because you don't like PBR.

11/23/2006 11:27:38 PM

^That person should come to Galaxy Cinema then... $2 PBRs and a great film, what more could you want?

11/23/2006 11:28:25 PM

I can drink PBR...but I might as well drink water. I had quite a few free PBRs last night.

Seriously though, Slim's needs Canadian beer.

11/23/2006 11:34:00 PM

I haven't been to Slim's in forever.

11/23/2006 11:35:24 PM

Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
Oh it turns me off,
When I feel left out"

So I walked out:
"Oh, baby, don't care no more
I know this for sure,
I'm walkin' out that door"

Well, I've been in town for just about fifteen minutes now
And Baby, I feel so down
And I don't know why
I keep walkin' for miles

See, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they can't understand
Your Grandsons, they won't understand
On top of this, I ain't ever gonna understand...

11/23/2006 11:35:52 PM

my eyes are so freaking red right now

11/23/2006 11:59:44 PM

Damn I hate working on papers over holiday breaks.

11/24/2006 12:00:26 AM

mmmm turkey

11/24/2006 10:17:51 AM

holy fucking shit.
MTV2 has on Pimp My Ride.
In Sweden.
Hosted by Lil Jon.
The car is owned by two black metal guys.
this is nutty

11/24/2006 10:34:50 AM

gay
black
swedish
metal heads???????????

[Edited on November 24, 2006 at 11:55 AM. Reason : d]

11/24/2006 11:55:30 AM

yesterday was pretty damn sweet.

11/24/2006 1:26:32 PM

should I?

11/24/2006 1:31:01 PM

I don't wanna go to work tonight, and after 2.5 cinnamon rolls and 2 glasses of orange juice I just want to sleep off my bout with hyperglycemia

11/24/2006 3:06:04 PM

i wish my hometown started with an M so i could say i was from m town

11/24/2006 3:12:32 PM

I should really stop reading TWW and get some work done.

11/24/2006 3:14:00 PM

tailgating tomorrow

11/24/2006 5:27:57 PM

TAILGATING FOR WHAT

11/24/2006 5:28:23 PM

I can't fucking stand you sometimes. And now is one of those times. Asshole.

11/24/2006 7:10:38 PM

11/24/2006 7:12:56 PM

ive heard that a time or two in my life

11/24/2006 7:13:43 PM

this is boring

11/24/2006 7:14:38 PM

YO WHENEVER MY FRIEND GETS DRUNK HE FLASHES EVERYONE HIS PENIS, EVEN DUDES. I'M STARTING TO GET CONCERNED.

11/24/2006 7:17:24 PM

my kitty is sooo precious! poor thing has a cold though

11/24/2006 7:20:10 PM

mmm leftovers

11/24/2006 7:35:46 PM

hamburger helper

11/24/2006 7:36:08 PM

dont want to work tonight

11/24/2006 7:48:42 PM

working monday for the first time since the 7th

11/24/2006 7:54:22 PM

im thinking about quitting.

11/24/2006 7:55:02 PM

(Lord Infamous)
This shit is begining to come into focus
But no one can figure out Infamous murderous of psychosis
Trippin' I'm runnin' the darkness
I'm loadin' barettas I'm jackin' yo' hoe shit
A posse of satanic mothers we comin' to smuggle
And leave them in puddles of plasma
I'm comin' for stashes for cash
The blast until everyone in here passed out
My fellow man you cannot comprehend strength of the devil military killers
Execution to death you will send us no harmony
Now enter your head through the pillow
The Tre-six niggah comin' to injure you at nightfall
Give it up or this desert eagle shall make them fall up on you all
[Come on mayn, you finna give me them ?? niggah]
Naw bitch...
[Aww dog ???]
Naw bitch...
[A couple of hundred mayn just a couple of hundred mayn a couple hundred]
Check it out my nig
I'm gonna kill you anyway you won't need none of that shit
Ran through the backyard jumped the gate to the corner of the back street
Hopped into the steamer tossed the fuckin' stash behind the seat
I'm comin' to rusm'em son, crush'em son, buck my gun
I'm gonna reach out and touch someone.

11/24/2006 7:59:42 PM

I'm thinking about the Battle of the Bulge. I'm watching some kind of war renactment/discussion show with my dad.

11/24/2006 8:34:17 PM

Hard work is hard work.

11/24/2006 8:41:41 PM

my cat's farts stink!

11/24/2006 9:27:55 PM

I hate being home

11/24/2006 9:28:23 PM

if anyone wants to get me a Christmas present you can get me this!!!

http://www.hanson.net/webstore/Products/Product.aspx?SKU=151

11/24/2006 9:48:10 PM

iTunes sucks for not putting Hanson's new song on there. I can't even find it to steal!!!

11/24/2006 10:10:40 PM

nerds + money = fun times

11/24/2006 11:10:07 PM

don't want to drive back to raleigh to work at starbucks tomorrow! bahhhh

11/24/2006 11:10:17 PM

interesting

11/24/2006 11:23:00 PM

new camera this monday

11/25/2006 10:49:08 AM

Why in god's name did my mother get me a webcam?

Seriously, I'm never going to use this fucking thing.

11/25/2006 1:44:04 PM