^ what are you teaching to how old kids?

1/23/2009 7:23:51 PM

Quote :

"TKE-Teg's dog is driving me nuts. you would think that after 3 mile walk the damn thing would want take a nap or something but nooooo it's busy wandering around looking for my cats so he can continue to torment them."

cassthesass wants us all to know who she's bwning these days.

1/23/2009 7:37:00 PM

actually pat and i have never gone past the friend level. he's always been a good friend of mine.

friend zone buddy

1/23/2009 7:40:21 PM

yeah sure.

I see dogs and cats living together.

it aint gonna be long before you're showing him your O-face.

1/23/2009 8:55:18 PM

1/23/2009 8:56:29 PM

I had a very dirty sex dream last night featuring two TWWers.
And it was good.

1/24/2009 2:07:02 PM

i still expect to be paid for that bottombaby

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1/24/2009 2:09:13 PM

i know this girl has a b/f and she hasnt told me... but she gave me her number

1/24/2009 2:10:03 PM

its straight as long as you don't know the b/f. just don't go down on her.

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1/24/2009 2:11:09 PM

Quote :

"I had a very dirty sex dream last night featuring two TWWers. And it was good."

oh do tell, haha

1/24/2009 2:13:04 PM

she also has a tongue ring/she's short/and has boobs

1/24/2009 2:13:25 PM

i'm down with O.P.P

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[Edited on January 24, 2009 at 2:21 PM. Reason : how short? i only like a chick to be like 6" shorter to my same height]

1/24/2009 2:21:01 PM

Yeah you know me

1/24/2009 2:21:26 PM

Quote :

"oh do tell, haha"

I was bumpin' uglies with a guy and a girl TWWer in my old bedroom at my mom's house.
I dunno why I was at my mom's.

1/24/2009 2:23:14 PM

was it me?

1/24/2009 2:24:06 PM

no.

1/24/2009 2:24:33 PM

1/24/2009 2:24:49 PM

I'm lonely and should have taken my mom up on the offer to go shopping

boo medicine and boo not being able to go out tonight

1/24/2009 2:25:30 PM

Wanna be in it, next time???

1/24/2009 2:25:47 PM

sure sure, just let me know how it goes

1/24/2009 2:26:16 PM

it'll be good. i promise.

1/24/2009 2:26:36 PM

she's like 5'0

1/24/2009 2:28:35 PM

fuck that. then again you aren't trying to date her are you? i could never date a chick that short.

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1/24/2009 2:34:11 PM

shorties are hawt. you can throw their asses around.

1/24/2009 2:35:28 PM

that's exactly right.

exactly right.

1/24/2009 2:36:11 PM

Everytime I feel under the weather I have a secret worry that maybe this is something worse than it is, and when the paranoia amounts to a certain point I will finally go to a doctor.

Current level of concern has moved to color orange.... blood is never a good sign

1/24/2009 2:42:09 PM

alright, ima go for it


i'll report back here with updates

1/24/2009 2:42:37 PM

haha Kiwi is bleeding from her ass.

i'm sorry, but for realz, that was the first thing that came to mind

1/24/2009 2:43:35 PM

My anus is bleeding!

1/24/2009 2:44:35 PM

rotfl @ Kiwi

1/24/2009 2:45:20 PM

I've taken to singing Eye of The Tiger or No Sleep Til Brooklyn in my head while cleaning, and white girl dancing whenver I'm doing dishes.

Thank god for window shades.

[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : lkjdf]

1/25/2009 10:57:53 PM

i wanna get married

1/25/2009 11:00:00 PM

I think I'm beginning to desire to find a woman and settle down. Trouble is, I have zero experience with (romantic) relationships. And I think it's much too late to start learning how. Given that I'm 25, people would reasonably expect that I have some clue how to start and maintain a relationship, so I will betray their expectations and I doubt they'll want to take the time to explain it to me.

But I'm pretty confident I'll get use to it and that I will once more not care, given enough time.

1/25/2009 11:07:48 PM

^romantic relationships are just like nonromantic ones


except now and then there´s some fucking involved

1/25/2009 11:10:17 PM

Quote :

"Given that I'm 25, people would reasonably expect that I have some clue how to start and maintain a relationship, so I will betray their expectations and I doubt they'll want to take the time to explain it to me. "

Youthful enthusiasm = hawt

Use it to your advantage.

Lots of guys I've met over 24 are jaded and hold their cards close to their chest. Not always a great thing IMO

1/25/2009 11:18:19 PM

i too have confessions!

1/25/2009 11:29:37 PM

I, as well, have confessions.

OR DO I?!??!?!

1/25/2009 11:46:06 PM

the only actual confession i probably have it this....




i find picking my nose to be one of the biggest pleasures in life

1/25/2009 11:52:02 PM

i also want to get married but im not very proud of that

1/26/2009 12:09:20 AM

Sometimes I wish I was a girl. I could roll like that a lot easier, I think.

1/26/2009 12:24:26 AM

Sometimes I wish I was a dude.

Wanna switch?

1/26/2009 12:26:24 AM

Sure...but I should warn you that "you" will immediately become a lesbian

1/26/2009 12:33:09 AM

Sweet.

I definitely look like a lesbian when my hair is uber-short.

1/26/2009 12:34:51 AM

i have ADHD but am not medicated

1/26/2009 12:35:53 AM

I miss weighing 111

And not feeling guilty when I ate cheeseburgers

Or anything, really

1/26/2009 12:37:19 AM

my indian friend who is 5'10 weighs 110 pounds

1/26/2009 12:38:00 AM

1/26/2009 12:41:29 AM

I packed a good, healthy lunch for work today

Then a coworker comes by with an order form for girl scout cookies and now all I want is sweets

1/26/2009 2:29:07 PM

^Try the sugar-free Icebreakers Sours to take the edge off.

1/26/2009 2:31:51 PM

--------- seems rapable. I'm thinking about inviting him over to my place for a beer...

1/26/2009 2:38:41 PM