Quote :

"naw, son. I used to troll the fuck out of you on the reg. With ease."

that was back when i thought people gave a shit about me.

10/11/2010 10:37:47 PM

10/11/2010 10:38:57 PM

fight fight fight fight!

10/11/2010 10:39:39 PM

and since no one reads the 48th post, here it is again:

Quote :

"Also, I think I've met him once when Pat and him worked on a car (maybe? I think that was him) and he seemed like a pretty normal guy..."

he's more than a normal guy. he's awesome.

i want to smack the fuck out of whoever said that shit above. you all need to shut your god damn whore mouths and realize that maybe, just MAYBE, you might be the problem and not him. stop trying to ruin someone else's reputation just so you can feel better about your shitty excuse for an existence.

as for those of you who think he's creepy based solely on his online persona, how the fuck do you think that's even an accurate indicator of someone's actual mannerisms? i mean, do you all think i'm some gay ass queer motherfucker that goes around wearing rainbows and shit?

it takes a lot to genuinely piss me off... and this shit is definitely getting me there.

10/11/2010 10:40:04 PM

^^no way...

I'm too old for that shit now. I can't be getting my heart rate up trolling people at this hour. I've got to go to bed soon

10/11/2010 10:40:27 PM

no one that's not a cop that walks around with a gun on their belt can be classified as normal

10/11/2010 10:40:52 PM

^^ DO IT OLD MAN
oh, and...

Quote :

"evan is just butt hurt because everyone is hating on his latest man crush. "

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 10:42 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 10:42:08 PM

Quote :

"for those of you who think he's creepy based solely on his online persona, how the fuck do you think that's even an accurate indicator of someone's actual mannerisms"

It is

It always is

10/11/2010 10:42:22 PM

you whippersnappers settle down over there

10/11/2010 10:43:41 PM

Quote :

"It is It always is"

I don't really pay attention to his posts... but I'll say that 95% of the people I've met that are on TWW are EXACTLY how they seem they would be on here.

10/11/2010 10:45:13 PM

^^^

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 10:45 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 10:45:14 PM

so can i still apply to be a confession receiver?

10/11/2010 10:45:17 PM

^ I tried and still no confessions.. good luck

10/11/2010 10:46:16 PM

Quote :

"no one that's not a cop that walks around with a gun on their belt on the wolf web can be classified as normal"

10/11/2010 10:49:59 PM

Quote :

"OMG, EMCE that picture made me spit on my computer screen. "

haha, word. This, ladies and gentlemen, is why I do what I do. If I can ruin one piece of electronic equipment a year, I'm happy

10/11/2010 10:53:11 PM

Quote :

"Let's shake things up a bit, I know who's pregnant and storing milk in the pantry!!! "

10/11/2010 10:54:25 PM

jersey86
punchmonk
bottombaby

if it is one of those three i'm highly disappointed

(not at the preggers part, at the gossipy part. that is like a 0 for gossipy). we need shock value, people!

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 10:56 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 10:55:45 PM

my guess is LivinProof78

either her or ASIAN HOOKER

10/11/2010 10:56:58 PM

whoops, nvm

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 10:57:25 PM

Jersey and Punchmonk are both pregnant. That's not a secret.

10/11/2010 10:57:52 PM

i know! that is what i was sayin

and if it came out YOU were preggers i wouldn't be like "OMG"

i'd just be like "CONGRATS, MOMMY"

10/11/2010 10:58:32 PM

Quote :

"whoops, nvm"

awww, I was getting ready to make a joke

10/11/2010 10:59:33 PM

wait
jersey#s is knocked up?
Is she even seeing anyone?

10/11/2010 10:59:55 PM

saw what saps posted

10/11/2010 11:00:20 PM

WHERE IN THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, XTINE?!

Yes, she is like way pregnant. And has moved to Fayetnam with the baby's daddy.

10/11/2010 11:00:47 PM

is that true saps? you jerking up/on this thread.

10/11/2010 11:00:57 PM

I did too.
I thought he was just spouting off and bullshitting. But then he edited it out

Quote :

"WHERE IN THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, XTINE?!"

Colorado, working too much to pay attention to internetters I never clicked with

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 11:01 PM. Reason : wds]

10/11/2010 11:00:57 PM

I aint said shit

10/11/2010 11:01:13 PM

Quote :

"My ex has recently been contacting me any way he can, telling me one of two things, depending on his current mood/alcohol intake. 1)He's going to kill himself, but not until he has already killed his whole family, so that they don't have to be sad anymore. or 2) He's turned his life and around and he's so happy and the only thing that would make him happier is if he had me back. I'm never going back to him. Ever. But this shit is tearing me up inside."

10/11/2010 11:01:56 PM

^homeboy needs some psychiatric help.

10/11/2010 11:02:48 PM

inorite

I feel like if family is being threatened (or even just talked about that way), someone needs to be informed...

10/11/2010 11:03:31 PM

^^^Snip that guy out of your life. And come get yourself a hug.

I effin' hate emotional terrorists.

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 11:04 PM. Reason : carrats]

10/11/2010 11:03:48 PM

deleted posts are lame.

10/11/2010 11:05:40 PM

I'm getting good ones tonight (but extremely sad ones too)

Quote :

"I still hide things that I'm in no way proud of from my girlfriend. This will be very interesting in a few weeks when she moves in with me, with no safety net. I've actually had 2 long term girls break up with me because I was "detached" and not hanging out enough or paying them enough attention, when in fact, I would intentionally not spend time with them in order to do the things they did not approve of in secret. Most of which was involved with a "high" of some sort. Be it adrenaline or just in the name of a solid buzz. It's not like I was cheating on them with other women, but rather feelings they could not provide nor condone. Addiction to a high level of excitement can be quite debilitating and trying, but I only feel really alive when there's a legit possibility of every night being life altering. Living in any other way is fucking boring."

inbox flood!

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"The last 2 girls ive slept with have both had boyfriends. I only feel a little bad about it because I know that they were just one night stands and probably wont ever talk to them again."

Quote :

"I absolutely adore evan and think he's the bee's knees. He has such a good heart and soul and he makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I wish he had more confidence, because he's awesome. "

[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 11:17 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 11:08:29 PM

the one time i met evan he was a dead fucking ringer (voice and all) for one of my best friends in college.

i was a little taken aback at first

10/11/2010 11:21:12 PM

ahhh!!! another

Quote :

"i am in possession of some amazing weed, but i can never find the right time to smoke it. i am just too busy lately. can't afford to wake and bake and i don't want to waste it by smoking at night then going to sleep. i've been thinking about giving it to BubbleBobble."

Quote :

"I'm in love with someone 18 years my senior."

snap!

Quote :

"I would hatefuck pshoes."

lawl

and now I will start the trend of the "double anonymous confession"

Quote :

""i recently met a girl at a wedding whom i was extremely taken with that i think looks a lot like samwise16""

Quote :

""i saw my former ladyfriend and a guy that i share an office with (who i knew she had been seeing) while at harris teeter buying a sandwich tonight and totally lost my appetite""

Quote :

""i recently relied on pulling out for about two weeks while waiting for a girl to have her period to start the pill.""

(disclaimer: I have no idea who sent the "double anonymous confessions")


[Edited on October 11, 2010 at 11:25 PM. Reason : .]

10/11/2010 11:22:23 PM

Share the wealth, wench

10/11/2010 11:28:31 PM

10/11/2010 11:32:21 PM

Quote :

"i would NEVER send a confession to ambrosia."

oh snap

10/11/2010 11:32:53 PM

lawl

10/11/2010 11:34:30 PM

Quote :

"I have a tendency to let girls get way more serious about me than I am about them, mostly because I'm too nice to be honest. But partly because I resent women for having so little interest in me for so long."

10/12/2010 12:24:13 AM

Quote :

"I met Samwise16 once and would have probably tried to ask her out if she wasn't moving to another state soon after.. Also she may have had a boyfriend that I can't remember"

10/12/2010 12:30:53 AM

i am, most definitely, NOT pregnant...

thanks for the vote of confidence there evan

10/12/2010 3:48:12 AM

Quote :

"I had a date with a guy I've been seeing exclusively for a couple of months. We finally sealed the deal on our last date. Unfortunately, it was not good. He drank too much and couldn't stay hard, yet still wanted to bone with a semi-hard anti-boner. So disappointing and frustrating. He wants to go out soon, but now I'm just kind of turned off bc the bedroom experience was such a letdown. Otherwise he's a great catch. So confused. Help!"

10/12/2010 6:04:21 AM

^Why is that confusing? Don't let him drink and see what his boning skills are. Then you can make a more informative decision.

10/12/2010 8:16:55 AM

holy shit it looked like someone jerked off and got a ton of shmorri2 on the last page.

10/12/2010 8:59:09 AM

I don't even know who this shmorri2 guy is. But then again, I don't really know too many of you people in real life.

10/12/2010 9:53:01 AM

judging by what people said i think thats a good thing

10/12/2010 9:53:58 AM

Quote :

"no one that's not a cop that walks around with a gun on their belt can be classified as normal"

lolwut?

10/12/2010 10:13:36 AM

^The person was saying that unless you are a cop, walking around with a gun on your belt is weird.

10/12/2010 10:21:56 AM