12/22/2006 2:53:47 PM

scrap them off

12/22/2006 3:22:14 PM

I wanna go to saucer, but everybody is out of town

12/22/2006 8:00:23 PM

oh miska

12/22/2006 8:01:42 PM

its rainy, so i cant go to a bar

maybe ill just go to sleep, and get a realy early jump on driving to nc tommorow.

like 3or 4 am early

12/22/2006 8:02:19 PM

bored

12/22/2006 8:21:56 PM

3000

12/22/2006 9:02:05 PM

damn i'm about to puke all over the damn place, too many energy drinks sucks

12/22/2006 9:31:31 PM

UGGGGGG

12/22/2006 10:41:13 PM

I need to buy a suit and take it along with some dress shirts to a tailor sometime in the near future, because I expect I will have to attend a few funerals in the not too distant future. If my neck wasn't so damn big, I wouldn't have such a difficult time finding dress shirts that fit.

12/22/2006 11:06:26 PM

I wonder if they will smell it if I sit on my window sill

12/22/2006 11:08:50 PM

you trying to smoke at home?

12/22/2006 11:10:28 PM

if youve been sober for 5 months and smoke some pot does that count as relapse

12/22/2006 11:12:09 PM

if you came in through a gateway drug, you should probably leave through the gateway drug.

12/22/2006 11:14:32 PM

12/22/2006 11:14:36 PM

they'll smell it in your clothes. stuff a fabric softener in a old toilet paper or paper towel tube and exhale through that. it will mask the scent.

[Edited on December 22, 2006 at 11:16 PM. Reason : exhale]

12/22/2006 11:16:26 PM

damn...my family only uses liquid fabric softener

12/22/2006 11:17:59 PM

12/22/2006 11:48:02 PM

ahhh screw it...I'll light all my scented candles...I gotta get to sleep somehow...7 am comes fast

12/22/2006 11:58:24 PM

fuck drugs now fuck

12/23/2006 12:06:38 AM

i drink too much... wtf is going on in this show? why does my wife keep talking? what the hell is she trying to say?

12/23/2006 12:23:40 AM

let it snow let it snow let it snow

12/23/2006 12:51:31 AM

i drank a rum and coke earlier while wrapping gifts

but apparently i didn't drink enough for a buzz, just a headache

12/23/2006 12:52:52 AM

12/23/2006 12:56:25 AM

i just wrapped up all of my christmas shopping. i feel strangely empty now.

12/23/2006 12:57:54 AM

coffeeeeee

12/23/2006 5:11:01 PM

time for a nap then to finish Xmas shopping!

12/23/2006 5:12:38 PM

this old lady with a banging body just came in.. i would totally bang her out from now til the morning of dawn

12/23/2006 6:44:54 PM

i need a beer


^useless without pics

12/23/2006 6:45:58 PM

Today wasn't long enough

12/23/2006 7:00:23 PM

Man, I wish I'd never gotten married. Hell, I wish I'd never met my wife.

I should say my now-ex-wife.

christmas is BRUTAL. I wish Christmas didn't happen every year, either.

12/23/2006 7:13:58 PM

i wish that i were 67.4 lbs



jk

12/23/2006 7:26:37 PM

my mom buys herself a $2500 ring and i only get a pair of shoes... wtf

WTF

12/23/2006 7:36:27 PM

my mom buys herself a $2500 ring and i only get a pair of shoes... wtf

WTF

12/23/2006 7:44:30 PM

the Sound of Music is on ABC!

12/23/2006 8:06:27 PM

only 1.25 hours til i get to go home

12/23/2006 9:46:40 PM

I thought vacations were supposed to make you feel better

12/23/2006 9:46:57 PM

I want junk food... tons of it... i wonder if my boyfriend got me a year supply of ice cream for christmas... mmmmmmMmmMmmMmm

12/23/2006 9:49:08 PM

i'm gonna light 5 incenset at the same time before i leave

12/23/2006 10:17:35 PM

one week from today I will be all packed ready to start bright and early for my move to Texas

12/23/2006 10:18:58 PM

one week from today i'll be in my new apt!

12/23/2006 10:19:30 PM

wish I was home already...fuck work

12/23/2006 10:49:07 PM

what the fuck is this "you're too hard to buy for" bullshit?

it's not my fault they don't bother to try understanding what I like or dislike

12/23/2006 10:51:56 PM

it's so fun to move my mouse around and make movements on my computer screen. my kitty is sitting on my chest and watching everything!

12/23/2006 10:51:58 PM

vajayjay

12/23/2006 10:53:26 PM

How much my life sucks

12/23/2006 10:54:09 PM

12/23/2006 11:43:44 PM

I ♥ Andre 3000!

12/24/2006 12:50:48 AM

you love black guys. ha ha

12/24/2006 12:51:06 AM

honestly...

12/24/2006 12:51:34 AM