ow

12/24/2006 12:51:59 AM

not just any black guy...Andre 3000.

And bed time

[Edited on December 24, 2006 at 1:11 AM. Reason : ]

12/24/2006 1:11:28 AM

I'm glad we didn't get that bottle of wine open

12/24/2006 1:18:17 AM

Christmas is better than Memorial Day.

12/24/2006 1:30:20 AM

We didn't have a corkscrew (or anything of the sort that would suffice) for months and months in my apartment... But I've learned to use my Phillips head screwdriver most adroitly.

12/24/2006 1:31:04 AM

adroitly

12/24/2006 1:32:51 AM

I can only use mine maladroitly

12/24/2006 1:34:14 AM

^^ Everyone should use the word "adroit" more often. That would be so hot.

^

12/24/2006 1:42:13 AM

I really should go back to sleep.

And I still need to wrap presents.

12/24/2006 7:58:46 AM

my head hurts

12/24/2006 10:00:59 AM

When something is sent on the 21st via 2-day priority air mail, it should arrive BEFORE Christmas. It's curious how UPS tracking first shows it's scheduled to be delivered on the 23rd, but then the date changes to the 26th. Ah well, at least it's not a gift.

12/24/2006 11:04:42 AM

I wish someone would offend my mother half as much as she pretends to be offended.

[Edited on December 24, 2006 at 11:10 AM. Reason : bitch]

12/24/2006 11:10:11 AM

i'll do it for $10

12/24/2006 11:15:37 AM

Terms of Endearment is a really good movie!

12/24/2006 11:38:40 AM

10hours and 15min left until i get tanked at my aunts

12/24/2006 11:45:25 AM

everyone have a merry christmas, i'll be back in a few days

12/24/2006 11:46:49 AM

12/24/2006 11:59:58 AM

^hey there pretty eyes

12/24/2006 12:22:13 PM

^ hey, bitch

12/24/2006 1:16:04 PM

i wish my relatives had more in common w/ me..

12/24/2006 1:32:01 PM

http://nutsintheface.com

12/24/2006 1:35:25 PM

^^^now now, thats no way for a lady to talk

12/24/2006 2:00:42 PM

^I meant it solely as a term of endearment

12/24/2006 2:27:48 PM

eck it's almost 4:30? i probably need to get in the shower. pz out tww.

12/24/2006 4:23:30 PM

when will this day end

12/24/2006 4:33:11 PM

new shoes and a new 250gb hard drive

12/24/2006 5:38:39 PM

stuck here for another 3 hours

12/24/2006 6:57:03 PM

fucking gifs

12/24/2006 7:01:51 PM

die, holiday, die

12/24/2006 7:42:30 PM

^^ ahaha someone checked out the ET thread

12/24/2006 7:44:25 PM

my back is killing me

12/24/2006 7:51:21 PM

my back hurts too

12/24/2006 7:55:03 PM

ya dude, mines been killing me for awhile, sucks bad

12/24/2006 9:18:39 PM

How fortuitous.

12/24/2006 9:20:01 PM

santa coming tonight!

12/24/2006 10:23:19 PM

shouldn't you be in church?

12/24/2006 10:23:47 PM

I just got back from church...omgah duh!

12/24/2006 10:25:13 PM

omgah i thought you people camped out at church and waited for jesus to be born again

12/24/2006 10:28:09 PM

Stupid aol.

12/24/2006 11:24:53 PM

I knew I was in trouble when you hung up on me, but damn

12/25/2006 2:15:46 PM

missing

12/25/2006 7:59:20 PM

wish I had some christmas trees

12/25/2006 8:10:24 PM

I left my motherfucking expensive ass toothbrush in VA.

12/25/2006 10:27:44 PM

yay shopping tomorrow is gonna be good, even if I don't buy anything

12/25/2006 10:40:51 PM

what a great day its been!

[Edited on December 26, 2006 at 12:20 AM. Reason : ]

12/26/2006 12:19:53 AM

mind if i j/o

12/26/2006 12:20:25 AM

How many songs will a 1 GB mp3 player hold?

12/26/2006 12:36:09 AM

100-200?

12/26/2006 12:37:04 AM

depends on your compression rate

12/26/2006 12:37:24 AM

^ BWN?

12/26/2006 12:37:25 AM