did i say, that i used a UNC umbrella on the way to work today?

3/3/2009 9:49:20 PM

^from the first post earlier today, sounds like it was an accident......so, try harder next time

and burn that umbrella

3/3/2009 9:50:06 PM

i broke someone's heart



i really regret that


i loved him

but not the same way he loved me

3/3/2009 10:23:16 PM

half the shit I post on TWW these days is ninja-edited

3/3/2009 10:24:59 PM

i've started to make really, really hardcore judgements about people by the way they dress.

and that makes me uncomfortable


well what makes me more uncomfortable is that im currently working with a guy that looks like he could be christian slater's twin, and all i think about while we're working together is will scarlet from robin hood prince of theives

3/3/2009 10:25:53 PM

3/3/2009 10:26:09 PM

i'm mad that i'm allowing something that happened over two weeks ago still get to me. i wish there was a magic erase button that would let you forget people. sucks not having closure. i probably deserve to feel this way though.

3/3/2009 10:26:47 PM

For the first time in my life I wanted something really bad to happen to these people that hurt me, like really bad. And I think it's those thoughts that have caused karma to shit on me these last few months. It's been the hardest lesson to learn, to forgive someone who impacted me so negatively but in trying to do so life has gotten multitudes better.

If I think about it too long though I get seeing red angry all over again.

3/3/2009 10:29:52 PM

i've got over 2,000 games played on 4 suit spider solitare.

and it's likely that if someone reset the statistics i'd never play again.

i'd be devistated by losing all my wins.

it's an addiction to being good.

i guess

3/3/2009 10:30:00 PM

Oh holy shit - I'm addicted to FreeCell

On this machine alone;

Total:
Won 2250
Lost 619

Streak
Wins 47
Losses 5

3/3/2009 10:34:17 PM

i can't figure out his intentions

3/3/2009 10:37:42 PM

any retard can play freecell

step up to 4 suit spider

3/3/2009 10:38:24 PM

he clearly wants to putitinyourbutt

3/3/2009 10:38:44 PM

Since some dude with his brights on was riding my ass coming coming out of cameron village, I crept along oberlin, didn't turn right on red, went slow as balls, and actually came to a complete stop at pullen and western


i.e., I'm feeling horribly passive aggressive tonight

3/3/2009 10:45:04 PM

one time my bright lights got stuck on. i felt bad because the lady in front of me kept flashing her mirror.

not everyone is out to get you ambrosia

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/3/2009 10:47:11 PM

big bis... you have to realize that ambrosia is crazy....and im not saying it like its a joke or an insult... .she's really crazy...

I dont know how many times she's been committed to a psych ward but its too many to doubt if she's psycho

3/3/2009 10:48:44 PM

I love peeing when I'm cold, I feel so warm afterwards.

3/3/2009 10:49:32 PM

brah, you have no idea. one time she was at walmart and the guy asked to see her receipt and she said no and kept walking. damn near gave the guy a heart attack.

if i could make a thread right now it would be "Ambrosia Stories" i find these incredibly interesting actually

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3/3/2009 10:49:46 PM

Quote :

"one time my bright lights got stuck on. i felt bad because the lady in front of me kept flashing her mirror. "

It makes much more sense to assume all other drivers are oblivious idiots...valid reasons like yours are a tiny minority.

Quote :

"I dont know how many times she's been committed to a psych ward but its too many to doubt if she's psycho"

Five. And it's been more >10years since the last one. I'm 24...it's hard to argue that they're relevant. I don't hide them because there's no reason to.

This is me being an asshole, not a nutjob

3/3/2009 10:52:58 PM

i assume the same thing. except about the general public.
i was just giving you a hard time.

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3/3/2009 10:54:44 PM

I know

Personally, that's the kind of thing I'd fix ASAP, because I know the conclusion I'd come to if I were in the other driver's seat

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 10:56 PM. Reason : laskdj]

3/3/2009 10:55:56 PM

yeah well thats not the kind of thing that you would know is broken until its too late

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3/3/2009 10:57:27 PM

i wonder why no one has committed me yet?!

3/3/2009 11:48:39 PM

elise, can i go to your wedding.... we can do it on the washer or bathroom sink...like they do in the movies.

3/3/2009 11:49:24 PM

no, that's ok

3/3/2009 11:54:27 PM

i turned down sex because i didnt like/love the girl

3/3/2009 11:58:51 PM

I don't know the rules on how long you date someone before you have sex.

3/4/2009 12:01:35 AM

I see dead people.

3/4/2009 12:37:58 AM

^I think she's a bitch, but I have absolutely no reason to. I don't know why I think she is.

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : and for that, I apologize.]

3/4/2009 12:40:21 AM

This is more of a question. When I have sex at night, i can last as long as i want ( monday night i did it for an hour). But if I do it right when I wake up, I am done in like 2 mins flat. Does anyone else have this problem? I know I sleep with a hard on for like hours and am ready to go but damn?

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 8:16 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2009 8:16:14 AM

^ i think that's common occurance for many guys. i bet there's a physiological basis for it.

3/4/2009 11:21:23 AM

that reminds me of an embarrassing one nighter

3/4/2009 11:25:17 AM

^^^it makes for a easy quickies in the morning!

and I am working on a pandora station based on mood music, and it's kind of turning me on

3/4/2009 11:27:33 AM

^^it's ok...i didn't hold it against you

3/4/2009 11:28:13 AM

I can not get done in the mornings. It's annoying.

3/4/2009 11:33:16 AM

i guess its ok because i usually have to go to work. But i know with a new girl I avoid morning sex at all costs until I really get to know her. then I tell her, "look, in the morning its pretty much a done deal"... this has been the case my whole life.

3/4/2009 11:34:46 AM

^^that's because you haven't done it with me...





yet

[Edited on March 4, 2009 at 11:35 AM. Reason : asdf]

3/4/2009 11:34:47 AM

maybe I am like a gremlin or something. if you do me after 6am i turn into a 15 year old boy, but from 10-2am i rock your world?

3/4/2009 11:38:06 AM

OTOH...

were times ive been too drunk to fuck at 3am, but then tear that shit up upon waking at 8 or 9am.




I just had to be careful to not breathe in her face.

3/4/2009 3:38:03 PM

^ Thats when you sneak in sex while morning spooning.

Anyways, I watched the first hour of Pearl Harbor last night.

3/8/2009 9:36:05 PM

^^i'm a big fan of that...


as long as my head isn't hurting

3/8/2009 9:38:28 PM

this morning i laid on the couch and picked my nose, depositing findings in a beer bottle i left over on the coffee table from last night.

only b/c i knew i had just vaccuumed yesterday

3/8/2009 9:56:53 PM

3/8/2009 10:00:47 PM

sometimes i like to add a little salt to ketchup and dip my finger in it to eat it all by itself

3/8/2009 10:02:36 PM

my best friend's kids do the same thing.... minus the salt. they use their french fries for utensils.

[Edited on March 8, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : am i drunk?]

3/8/2009 10:06:36 PM

I get a really strange satisfaction from falling asleep on couches because my Mom used to get mad about it.

3/8/2009 11:00:45 PM

^ Me too.

I never learned how to juggle.

3/9/2009 12:57:47 AM

get some tennis balls and you can teach yourself in a day.

watch the youtube instructional videos

that's what i did and got it in like 2 hours

3/9/2009 1:01:13 AM

I don't like going to bed because the next day ends

Even though I likelove sleeping - waking up sucks ass, no matter the great things I may be doing that day.

3/9/2009 1:05:50 AM

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3/9/2009 9:45:44 AM