Quote :

"Well you ate Biscuitville, so I'm not sure how good of a win that would be when youre tearing up the bathroom. "

But the UNC fan will have to clean up the bathroom, assuming you tear up the biscuitville facilities.

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 8:38 PM. Reason : NEW PAGE OF UNCRAP]

4/19/2011 8:33:53 PM

i would squirt the melted butter bottles all over the floor out of principle

4/19/2011 8:41:19 PM

Crybaby Woody Durham is retiring.

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 8:53 PM. Reason : maybe Woody knows the shit is going to hit the fan. Wishful thinking. ]

4/19/2011 8:47:00 PM

When did this become the general UNC update thread?

4/19/2011 8:49:19 PM

Woody is leaving before the FBI starts prodding into his offshore bank accounts financed by John Blake

4/19/2011 8:55:17 PM

Quote :

"I don't understand why NC State is considered such a bad school. Every single UNC graduate I know isn't doing a damn thing with their lives because they were able to get blackout drunk 5 times a week all throughout college and still graduate with honors. They didn't learn a damn thing in college. All NCSU grads I know have great jobs. "

Speaks to this point:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704554104575435563989873060.html

So if you want to go to a school get an easy degree and stick your nose up in the air because of a name go to carolina.
If you want to go to a school and work your ass off to get a degree then get a job using your degree go to NCSU.

4/20/2011 8:10:39 AM

so happy Woody is gone, that dude was so biased it was almost sad

4/20/2011 8:28:30 AM

Quote :

""I don't understand why NC State is considered such a bad school. Every single UNC graduate I know isn't doing a damn thing with their lives because they were able to get blackout drunk 5 times a week all throughout college and still graduate with honors. They didn't learn a damn thing in college. All NCSU grads I know have great jobs."

I knew someone that I think was pre-med or may even have already been in med school that was high off his ass or drunk most days that did really well in class.

4/20/2011 9:12:27 AM

thats because 80% of unc undergrads receive (yes, receive, not earn) a's and b's. at least they did in 2007, which was up from like 72% in 2000 when they were cited for grade inflation.

they all graduate under the impression that they know everything and they take that attitude into the real world

"One compelling piece of data - 82 percent of the grades issued in fall 2007 to undergrads were As and Bs. That's up from 77 percent in 2000."

http://blogs.newsobserver.com/campusnotes/grade-inflation-at-unc-chapel-hill#ixzz1K4XVvi9c

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 10:07 AM. Reason : source]

4/20/2011 10:05:46 AM

NC State whipped me in to shape. UNC does nothing but allow its students to dick around, handing its students a degree with honors so that their school looks better when their alumni apply for jobs. Their graduates are immature and have an unbelievable sense of entitlement that does not help them in the real world. I've had to work my ass off to get my BS degree that I will be receiving in May, and I know that it will pay off in the end.

4/20/2011 10:11:00 AM

So, about this investigation....

4/20/2011 10:40:45 AM

this post just gave me an easter egg

4/20/2011 10:45:51 AM

My bad, off topic.

How long does the appeals process typically last?

4/20/2011 11:55:14 AM

*dons tin foil hat*

Could be years. My answer would be "As long as it takes for UNC to feel like this has left the public consciousness."

4/20/2011 12:07:03 PM

Quote :

"consciousness"

Total consciousness.

4/20/2011 4:23:08 PM

Quote :

"One compelling piece of data - 82 percent of the grades issued in fall 2007 to undergrads were As and Bs. That's up from 77 percent in 2000"

Yeah you also gotta remember that carolina has some like ridiculous 4-year graduation rate like 80% too. You look at tech schools like us, va tech and georgia tech and they're around like 35%.

One might look at it and say they have that much better students but I think its more realistic to say the degree requirements are more rigorous. Its a lot easier to pile on 18-21 hours when its an easy A or B instead of the 15 hours of ass kicking math and project courses of an engineering school.

4/20/2011 4:29:43 PM

I think they also take fewer hours overall. I talked to a guy who did CS at UNC and he said he only had to take around 100 hours total or so.

4/20/2011 4:31:31 PM

I know someone who took Organic chemistry 1 and UNC and tried to take Org II at NCSU over the summer. She ended up dropping the NCSU class and waited to take Org II at UNC in the fall (delaying graduation). She said that the UNC organic chemistry classes covered about half as much material as the NCSU classes.

4/20/2011 11:35:19 PM

i just watched part of the Woody Durham retirement speech... man that guy is a homer.

4/21/2011 2:00:10 AM

fuck woody durham

4/21/2011 5:45:35 AM

^^

...You know that's ok, right? I'd hope our wolfpack announcer was a total NCSU homer too.

4/21/2011 10:40:50 AM

our folks are actually quite good at being objective.

4/21/2011 10:45:24 AM

haha, we would think that wouldn't we

4/21/2011 10:49:44 AM

dur, nevermind

[Edited on April 21, 2011 at 10:59 AM. Reason : ~]

4/21/2011 10:58:15 AM

Quote :

"our folks are actually quite good at being objective."

It actually gets annoying hearing them post-game after we get our shit kicked in - "well, you just have to take your hat off to (insert team that whipped our ass)" like over and over and over

4/21/2011 11:38:46 AM

Quote :

"haha, we would think that wouldn't we"

There's going to be some slant, it should be expected, but any "homerism" isn't shoved in your face like UNC's network. Our guys give honest assessments and dont' cry foul against a bad call unless it is a really atrocious blown call.

4/21/2011 3:55:42 PM

this guy



is the guy in that priority mail commercial where he's like "i do not care" about saving his company money

4/22/2011 10:18:07 PM

My 3 lasting memories of Woody Durham are these:

-Years ago, Sam Aiken was open for a 28 yard pass that would have been a TD, but it was incomplete. Woody got all excited, called it like it was a TD, and went on and on, and then a one second pause, and then says "second and ten, Carolina on the 28 yard line.".

-Never saying the score when UNC is losing.

-Always saying the score when UNC is winning.

4/23/2011 8:55:32 AM

Why the fuck did you listen to woody durham so much??

4/23/2011 8:58:31 AM

I know Woody Durham's been around forever but I don't get why people treat him like some kind of legend when he's been terrible forever too. Andy Rooney has been around forever but nobody's going to miss his old ass

4/23/2011 10:54:31 AM

Why the fuck is there a discussion about Woody Durham.

4/23/2011 12:38:13 PM

I just loved the couple times he was irate with UNC fans for selling their tickets off to NCSU fans

circa 2000

and Matt Doh

4/23/2011 3:45:14 PM

Quote :

"PISS STACH E OHS "

4/23/2011 6:41:07 PM

Quote :

"BOYCOTT DA SCHOOOOO!"

4/23/2011 7:15:01 PM

^^ it was more like "pi-STA-si-os." probably my least favorite woodyism

4/23/2011 11:39:57 PM

haha. heard NPR jizzin all over Quinn today on the way to the dog park. They said his "accepting two watches from someone he didn't think was an agent" was just "an isolated mistake." nevermind that accepting said watches from ANYONE would have been against NCAA rules. Oh, and the lying about it was also an "isolated mistake." Yep. They said all you needed to know about his "character" was how he fought back from that brain tumour. Cause nothing says "character" like willingly breaking the rules and then lying about it.

4/24/2011 8:41:59 PM

I didn't see the OTL report on Marvin Austin today. My brother watched it and he said they asked him if schools offered to pay him during his recruitment, he said that a lot of schools did but UNC did not. I find it hard to believe that Austin would accept several thousand dollars worth of benefits from agents (which he knows is against rules) yet he would base his decision on where to attend school on academics, not who was paying him the most. My brother also said that Austin said being caught taking benefits from an agents was like getting trouble for "setting off firecrackers"...everyone does it, but he just got caught.

4/24/2011 10:13:51 PM

i heard something on ESPN Radio a couple nights ago where they interviewed Tits and he did equivocate taking gifts to setting off firecrackers...he also seemed very tightlipped about stuff like when they asked him about what schools offered him what and he said (paraphrasing) "I'm not going to talk about what any other schools offered me"...on the bright side he's learned his lesson from twitter

4/24/2011 10:18:14 PM

There's a big difference between accepting gifts from agents and lying about accepting gifts from agents.

^And lol at Tits

4/24/2011 11:05:21 PM

^either way, it's an infraction regardless of how the player justifies it

4/25/2011 1:01:40 AM

But lying about the infraction is always worse than the actual infraction (unless you are Jim Tressel). At least according to the NCAA.

4/25/2011 1:27:44 AM

Quote :

"is the guy in that priority mail commercial where he's like "i do not care" about saving his company money"

not sure if the eye is quite lazy enough

4/25/2011 8:42:43 AM

http://www.statefansnation.com/index.php/archives/2011/04/26/twitter-picture-of-snoop-dogg-with-unc-homeyz-henson-and-barnes/
HENSON AND BARNES THROWING UP GANG SIGNS!


:carlface: statefansnation :carlface:


[Edited on April 26, 2011 at 10:46 AM. Reason : i didnt know where to put this. somebody should prob start a "stupid shit SFN posts" thread]

4/26/2011 10:45:13 AM

same gang as tricky dick

4/26/2011 10:47:21 AM

Quote :

"Given Snoop’s alleged possible past association with the “Crip” street gang"

At this point I closed the tab and cursed myself for clicking on an SFN link

4/26/2011 11:20:13 AM

haha gang signs? wtf

they are way out of touch with reality

4/26/2011 11:51:26 AM

Quote :

" colapack Says: April 26th, 2011 at 11:25 am Those aren’t peace signs. Do they look like hippies to you? "

Translation: If black people are using any form of hand signs, they must be gang signs.


fucking idiots.

4/26/2011 11:57:15 AM

did SFN delete the post?

they blocked me from their twitter feed when i told whoever was using it to shut the fuck up about ACC refs when they were crying about how biased they were during the middle of the Duke vs. Zona sweet 16 game (a game not reffed by ACC refs)

they're getting too IC over there for their own good

4/26/2011 1:06:02 PM

They aint got shit on this gangsta

4/26/2011 1:09:47 PM

Butch Davis says heels will land on their feet

http://www.news-record.com/content/2011/04/27/article/davis_says_heels_will_land_on_their_feet

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 1:22 PM. Reason : a]

4/27/2011 1:22:33 PM