i confess: i shit all over TT. i couldnt stop.

3/9/2009 11:26:35 AM

i don't know what i want

3/11/2009 6:55:43 PM

this is a really bad one. and it makes me disgusted with myself.

but sometimes i find that chad guy on the alltel commercials weirdly attractive.

3/11/2009 7:37:07 PM

i hate wasting food but i couldn't finish my dinner

3/11/2009 8:01:55 PM

My grades are starting to slip, but I can't seem to care anymore.

I really don't want to be back from break yet. I could have used at least another week of time off.

For a long time I refused to be on facebook, but recently I signed up for it. I guess it's kind of cool. But I keep getting friend invites from people I either don't know (or don't remember meeting), people I remember but we never actually talked to one another, and people I actually don't like. But I'm too much of a pussy to ignore their invite.

3/11/2009 8:56:35 PM

I just realized that emotional baggage from him is what is keeping me from taking the gmat again. that just make me mad.

3/11/2009 8:57:25 PM

women are so much more attractive when they are crying

even some semi ugly chicks become only 1/4th ugly.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/11/2009 8:58:50 PM

that tool has destroyed algebra for me. I can't do it, without thinking what a prick he is. I wonder if he fucks his students?

3/11/2009 9:12:04 PM

I'm hoping to fall asleep while i watch this movie

3/11/2009 9:13:54 PM

sounds like someone got harassed. or wanted to get harassed and got rejected

3/11/2009 9:14:03 PM

IM STARVING but I don't wanna cook

[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : []

3/11/2009 9:14:52 PM

I really kinda don't wanna go out tonight, but I feel like I complained so much in the past about not having anything to do I shouldn't turn this down now.

I also am still doing my happy dance on the inside when I found that information out earlier. But I'm also having second thoughts about this too, sometimes I feel a little bad. But it hurts so good!

3/11/2009 9:31:46 PM

^^^no college bf turned into a hs math teacher, tried to help me with studying my algebra on my gmat. I think he just wanted to get back into my pants. We have a loooooonnnngggg history of love/hate. The day he found out I was dating Arab13 he started seeing his cokehead booty call seriously and then proposed two months later. His best friend didn't even know about it. We were ALL like WUT????? He gets married in july, should be interesting. This is the dude that's family decided I was a liability to thier Republican image. Yeah he spent his last bday with bush in the white house in Dec. before they moved out. We were probalby both going to be invited to Jenna's wedding. I wouldn't =cause I didn't want to see him or his family. I don't know if they went or not. I think everyone is still like WTF about him marrying this girl that he barely has known a year.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 1:49 AM. Reason : rant.]

3/12/2009 1:38:40 AM

I just realized i have a really bad realtionship with myself

hump

3/13/2009 2:39:21 AM

I might go fishing tomorrow.

3/13/2009 3:07:49 AM

I LIKE BLUE COCK

3/13/2009 3:09:02 AM

a fight broke out last night at the bar right behind me, and while trying to shield this tiny girl and myself from getting steamrolled i dropped a few "been drinkin beer since 11am and got the bubbly guts" grumblers, but was able to shift the blame to one of the guys in the fight when people mentioned the stentch



i feel so much better to get that off my chest.

3/15/2009 4:39:14 PM

hahahahahahahahahahha

3/15/2009 5:14:08 PM

hahaha

3/15/2009 5:19:11 PM

Quote :

"hahahahahahahahahahha"

3/15/2009 5:20:16 PM

my best friend is now fucking the engaged piece of shit who ruined my life some years ago

super

3/15/2009 11:10:21 PM

i just lost an hour...

i got home just after 10pm and suddently its almost 12... i know i've been home for around an hour but i have no freakin clue where that other hour went...

3/16/2009 12:44:12 AM

apparently i woke up this morning and sent a ton of people shit on facebook.

i don't remember that shit at all and i don't even like facebook

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/16/2009 12:45:35 AM

i wanna watch a movie but i should go to bed now...

3/16/2009 1:00:40 AM

I'm watching Shall We Dance while at work, I have a total crush on Jennifer Lopez and love the soundtrack

3/17/2009 10:10:54 AM

Quote :

"and while trying to shield this tiny girl and myself from getting steamrolled i dropped a few "been drinkin beer since 11am and got the bubbly guts" grumblers, but was able to shift the blame to one of the guys in the fight when people mentioned the stentch"

LOL been there

3/17/2009 10:14:33 AM

I wish I were more creative.

3/17/2009 10:26:11 AM

I suffer from occasional night terrors...wake up screaming in the middle of the night or just sit straight up in bed and think there is somebody standing in the doorway.

I also talk in my sleep. It makes for interesting conversations when I wake up. One time I apparently told my husband that he needed to get the elephant out of the room before he makes a mess

Things I have thought I've seen while half asleep:
Golf clubs crashing through our window
Bats flying from one side of the room to the other
Shadows standing in the doorway (this is one time where I screamed my head off)
Random flashing lights

3/17/2009 10:36:22 AM

the wolf web sucks from 12-1

3/17/2009 12:43:09 PM

In the 406055- 503531 series of TWW photos, I uploaded approximately 35 photos. The are all very obscure, and you can't really tell what you're looking at by viewing any single pic. However, if someone were to find all of these pics, arrange them correctly, and put them all together, they would end up with a full frontal nude pic of me.

3/17/2009 3:06:41 PM

i confess.

i just briefly entertained the thought of finding and assembling them.

but then i realized we're talking about 100,000 photos.

so, you know, fuck all that shit.



[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2009 3:35:33 PM

Quote :

"I suffer from occasional night terrors...wake up screaming in the middle of the night or just sit straight up in bed and think there is somebody standing in the doorway."

me too and it's scary

3/17/2009 3:37:16 PM

i have nightmares like every night now.

i used to have night terrors but somehow i got over those. i think those were linked to anxiety and i'm not really anxious anymore. but i still have regular bad dreams every single night (well like 5/7 days a week--the two nights a week i pass out drunk i don't really remember my dreams). i think nightmares are just from my life.

night terrors are horrible. nightmares just suck.

3/17/2009 3:43:07 PM

i sound like somebody is trying to kill me when i wake up from a night terror....

the only thing is...i never completely wake up...i go right back to sleep crying and wonder why my face feels all weird the next morning...

3/17/2009 3:51:10 PM

I poured some bad gasoline into the bushes the other day. I didn't know what to do with it.

3/17/2009 4:42:41 PM

though she'll probably deny it, I actually finagled thegoodoctor's sloppy joe once

but this was years ago

3/17/2009 4:44:30 PM

You said you'd never tell

3/17/2009 5:38:30 PM

I quit the job I'd had just 3 weeks for no other reason than it was a nice day out and I didnt feel like working. that and the 3-day cocaine binge I went on that had just ended that morning and I was a little tired.

3/17/2009 6:38:54 PM

3/17/2009 6:42:43 PM

hey I live spontaneously what can I say?

3/17/2009 6:44:38 PM

im going to get flood controlled soon

3/17/2009 8:00:38 PM

you have 22 more posts before you won't be able to post for a while

that is, if you use them up quickly

3/17/2009 8:02:03 PM

When I'm cooking, I like to pretend I'm hosting a cooking show, and so narrate as though I am.

3/18/2009 12:11:16 AM

I don't really care what people say on the internet.

3/18/2009 12:14:48 AM

You say that a lot which makes me think you are trying to convince yourself...

3/18/2009 12:49:22 AM

i am going to cheat the hell out of this test today. and i really don't care at this point.....

here's to hoping that i don't get caught

3/18/2009 2:03:00 PM

i only post to keep ThePeter from beating me

3/23/2009 11:37:52 AM

I really need to do the dishes

3/25/2009 8:36:33 AM

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3/25/2009 9:13:23 AM

139

It took me 22 seconds to post this.

3/25/2009 9:13:45 AM