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10/13/2010 11:59:25 PM

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"the plot of the film adventureland is surprisingly similar to my first real relationship, which doesn't speak too well for the relationship, but it makes me like the movie. "

10/14/2010 12:49:41 AM

my first relationship was way more dysfunctional than that

10/14/2010 12:57:07 AM

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"I quit posting 2 months ago, but I still lurk like hell"

10/14/2010 2:08:25 AM

confessions time people!

10/14/2010 9:34:03 AM

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"of those that i've met that i knew on here first... a majority of them are exactly what they are like on here... with a few people NOTHING like what they are here"

I don't have a huge sample to go by really and 80% of the people I've met were in a sports setting (bball/baseball/etc). And most of the other people I've met from here are -- how do I say this without coming off as a huge prick -- well, the normal ones. The ones who have a clue how to act in social situations and actually show their faces in public places where crowds gather.

So maybe those people feel more comfortable with themselves in general that they don't have to be pricks or tools on the internet to get some sort of satisfaction that they wouldn't otherwise get.

I like to think I act pretty much the exact same way. I'm just shorter than people thought

[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 9:42 AM. Reason : also, send me confessions]

10/14/2010 9:41:03 AM

I'm short for my height

10/14/2010 9:47:34 AM

^^I wonder if you type as fast as you talk...

because I certainly can't read as fast as you talk

10/14/2010 9:49:11 AM

I do... it's why I have to edit every post I make.

10/14/2010 9:52:15 AM

I can think of one or two TWWers who didn't fit the personality I had constructed in my head

One being udorwladlada, who I sold a camera to. He seemed kind of like a douche, which I expected, but he wasn't driving under the influence, which was surprising.

10/14/2010 9:58:18 AM

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"I was 17. He was 26 and married. He was the most handsome man I had ever laid eyes on. He spent every afternoon playing basketball with his friends. He would always take off his shirt and expose this chest of man hair and sweat. Then he would take his shirt and wipe his forehead with it, and peak at me through his long hair. He was like a weird, modern day Fabio but with curly hair. And hair on his chest. He was a real man. And I wanted nothing more than to make sweet, scandalous love to him. But anyways. Every day after school I would chill and relax at the playground and watch him play on the bball courts. And fantasize. After a few weeks of this, I finally got up the nerve to start talking to him. I wanted more than lustful glances and the feeling of wet panties as I walked home every day, alone and unsatisfied. I won't go into too much detail but we eventually made sweet, scandalous love. I finally got to feel his sweaty body against mine and the hairs on his chest and his strong calloused hands on my hips. I got to suck on him after he played basketball and taste a real man after a long day. It was glorious. But then one day one of the boys from school who I was sort of seeing caught on to my secret relationship. He got together with a couple of guys and making trouble with my man. I got involved in the fight and my mom, along with pretty much everyone else in west philly at the time, heard about it. She got scared and sent me off to live with my Aunt and Uncle in Bel Air."

10/14/2010 10:08:23 AM

i will take confessions, k

10/14/2010 10:24:29 AM

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"Thank you for riding bottombaby's ass. That is all. "

10/14/2010 10:54:26 AM

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"My friends and I sneaked a bottle of rum into the movies last night and we got silly drunk. "

moar

10/14/2010 11:01:14 AM

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"i woke my girlfriend up with sex this morning, and it totally made my day better. "

10/14/2010 12:00:37 PM

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"it baffles me how much drama exists in so many tdubbers lives"

Yeah, me too.

10/14/2010 4:08:06 PM

^ Never underestimate human nature

we are gluttons for punishment.

[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 4:15 PM. Reason : insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results]

10/14/2010 4:14:37 PM

^^^hahahah

10/14/2010 4:16:53 PM

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"I run on my treadmill naked so I have less laundry"

10/14/2010 5:12:10 PM

I bet you "sent" that to yourself, SF. Trying to get people to imagine your flopping penis. Horrible person.

[Edited on October 14, 2010 at 5:15 PM. Reason : ""]

10/14/2010 5:13:07 PM

bullshit, i wear black satin panties

10/14/2010 5:15:45 PM

10/14/2010 5:16:41 PM

I'll take one

10/14/2010 5:23:02 PM

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"You're absolutely adorable!"

10/14/2010 5:29:07 PM

i'm open for confessions

10/14/2010 6:46:09 PM

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"I can think of one or two TWWers who didn't fit the personality I had constructed in my head"

can't remember - have we ever actually met?

10/14/2010 7:25:22 PM

now that i think about it... evan... you are quite like i thought you'd be.

i want confessions btw.

10/14/2010 8:14:14 PM

confessions?

10/14/2010 8:15:12 PM

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"you are quite like i thought you'd be."

how so? i'm curious, haha.

10/14/2010 8:16:17 PM

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"I fell in the grocery store parking lot today and busted the fuck out of my knee. I felt like a toddler It's all scraped and bloody and bruised like whoa "

10/14/2010 8:35:50 PM

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"I'm a fat dude who is too picky. Because of this, I am doomed to spending my life without anyone to, you know... love... and shit. It especially sucks that I've finally found someone with pretty much everything I'd ever want but they're just not interested in me. Sometimes I start feeling bad because I think of how hypocritical it is that I don't find the vast majority of fat people attractive. "

10/14/2010 8:54:05 PM

yo, I'll take some confessions

this went well last time

10/14/2010 8:56:12 PM

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"i like to smoke weed and then walk to caribou for a steamed milk "

awesome

10/14/2010 9:14:59 PM

EMCE got one and I didn't? tis a sad day for Chocolate

10/14/2010 11:52:59 PM

^^ ahahaha

10/14/2010 11:54:36 PM

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"i totally hit someone in the parking lot today and just drove off i feel so bad but not bad enough to pay higher insurance"

10/15/2010 8:57:11 AM

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""I'm a fat dude who is too picky. Because of this, I am doomed to spending my life without anyone to, you know... love... and shit. It especially sucks that I've finally found someone with pretty much everything I'd ever want but they're just not interested in me. Sometimes I start feeling bad because I think of how hypocritical it is that I don't find the vast majority of fat people attractive."

This person should lose weight so the people he's attracted to will be attracted to him.

10/15/2010 9:09:20 AM

easier to work on that attitude

10/15/2010 9:10:40 AM

The fut guy is not picky - he is using that as a defense mechanism to protect him from rejection.

10/15/2010 9:11:18 AM

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"my boyfriend woke me up with sex today and it totally made both our day's better "

hahaha, from yesterday's above post

10/15/2010 10:51:21 AM

i want confession too pweez

10/15/2010 10:55:53 AM

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"I'm a fat dude who is too picky."

If you're fat and picky...you're fucked unless you have a shit ton of money.

10/15/2010 11:03:50 AM

Or a huge cock

Lucky I have both

and I'm not even fat

10/15/2010 11:06:09 AM

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"I woke myself up with sex today and it totally made my day better "

knew it was a matter of time

10/15/2010 11:09:14 AM

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"Last night, my friends and I went to a charity event, got wasted and then had a breathalyzer contest. I woke this morning confused, but in my own bed and still wearing my suit and dress shoes. Apparently my roommate drove us home. It cost $30 for me to get my car out of the garage this morning."

coulda been worse

10/15/2010 11:10:03 AM

Dude most of these confessions suck ass.

How is that interesting or a confession?

That just sounds like a good party story and something almost every single one of us has had to deal with.

[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 11:12 AM. Reason : ]

10/15/2010 11:12:41 AM

damnit people, send me confessions!

10/15/2010 11:13:08 AM

^^This has been addressed...all the good shit got out earlier.

I take it you would just rather see the thread die?

10/15/2010 11:22:22 AM

Actually I would.

If the best shit that TWW can confess is:

I had morning sex

OR

I got wasted last night, slept in my clothes, and left my car in a garage and paid $30 to get it out

Then yes, hell fucking yes, I would rather this thread just die.

I click on this thread in the expectation of seeing a glimpse or an insight into the dark secrets of random people on the internet and then I see pages and pages of this shit, this awful shit that people think is interesting or unique and it just baffles me.

DIE you fucking piece of shit thread. You were a great idea while you lasted, but this this retirement home of a shitfest is too much.

10/15/2010 12:11:52 PM

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"I just ate lunch and all I want to do is make myself throw up. So I'm writing you this confession as a means to remind myself not to do that. I've been bulimic for about 12 years and have finally sought help. "

Maybe there is still hope. I spoke too soon.

10/15/2010 12:59:14 PM