titty fuckin christ

you are so GD weird

2/23/2014 10:10:14 PM

lewisje is the worst user on this site

2/23/2014 10:30:50 PM

Xkcd is actually a great comic

It's tainted knowing lewisje likes it

2/23/2014 10:57:30 PM

2/24/2014 12:06:31 AM

Some shit never changes.

2/24/2014 3:44:48 PM

Same shit always stinks.

2/24/2014 8:35:42 PM

This win the internet so far this year.

http://blog.petflow.com/i-cant-believe-how-funny-this-is-i-am-in-tears-make-sure-your-sound-is-turned-on/

2/26/2014 12:47:16 AM

^that is way older than a year

2/26/2014 5:37:10 AM

The Art of Sucking Dick: http://imgur.com/gallery/YBknc

2/26/2014 10:57:54 PM

This just blew my mind...I also know I would fuck it up if I attempted it:

2/28/2014 2:36:08 PM

3/1/2014 12:52:30 AM

On facebook during the NCSU/UNC game

TAR...

...NISHED ACADEMIC REPUTATION

3/1/2014 5:52:10 PM

OMG I want all of these!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/30-impossibly-cozy-pieces-of-furniture-you-could-die-happy-i?sub=2975161_2517589

3/1/2014 6:54:33 PM

^ looks like the duke porn girl in number 15

3/1/2014 8:45:57 PM

This image changes every 15 minutes, and the filename it redirects you to is based on the current time in Kamchatka (UTC+12).

3/2/2014 8:11:50 PM

I can't embed... though I'm not even sure this can be.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-masturbating

3/2/2014 10:19:16 PM

Apparently, this is "breaking" twitter



[Edited on March 2, 2014 at 10:53 PM. Reason : "broke" twitter- down for a full 3 minutes]

3/2/2014 10:50:33 PM

Bradley Cooper looks like that dog getting his head scratched.

3/2/2014 10:53:00 PM

^
The pic above was posted by Ellen on twitter & just broke the record for the most retweeted tweet ever.


[Edited on March 2, 2014 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ]

3/2/2014 10:58:38 PM

first I thought it was an onion article

then I thought it was a new conspiracy theory

but i think it's legit

The Internet Is Actually Controlled By 14 People Who Hold 7 Secret Keys

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-internet-is-controlled-by-14-people-2014-3

3/2/2014 11:29:46 PM

Now with less hype, what those keys actually control is access to the certificate for the DNS root in the DNSSEC scheme; they don't control the whole Internet, just the way that we can check that domain names are legit and not some man-in-the-middle thing, and IIRC you only need 5 of the keys to access the root cert (it's analogous to a quartic polynomial function, where you only need 5 values to reconstruct it but you can hand out as many as you want beyond that, for redundancy).

3/3/2014 1:17:02 PM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f7_1393860086

3/3/2014 3:40:52 PM

Nice.

3/3/2014 5:58:07 PM

http://youtu.be/eJus9WohF7w

Ivan Tedesco falls off of his bike and gets both of his legs stuck in between the tire and fender of Tevin Tapia's bike, dragging him across the track.

3/3/2014 6:02:28 PM

Quote :

"http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f7_1393860086"

Awesome, Paperboy went all Dead Alive with the lawnmower. Party's over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIC41QUP_tY (peter jackson)

3/3/2014 6:26:29 PM

http://happyplace.someecards.com/29687/two-legged-cat-walks-like-a-fuzzy-tyrannosaurus-rex

T-Rex cat

3/3/2014 6:42:24 PM

Omg I just discovered Socially Awkward Penguin...this is fucking awesome. I've seldom related to anything so strongly

3/5/2014 11:21:16 PM

^awww

3/8/2014 11:36:54 AM

http://earth.nullschool.net/

3/11/2014 5:03:56 PM

We have all the green wind thingies, and S. America has none.



I love it when this happens. It means you don't have to talk!

3/11/2014 6:38:38 PM

3/11/2014 10:18:43 PM

What languages sound like to foreigners, by a 19 year old Finnish girl. 7 million views in 9 days.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/06/languages-sound-foriegners-smoukahontas_n_4912793.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybcvlxivscw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhccAx-2KJ8 part 2

I am in love. She is gorgeous. And hella smart.

3/12/2014 8:50:22 AM

that didn't work

[Edited on March 13, 2014 at 12:16 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2014 12:16:33 PM

better than flowers

3/13/2014 1:49:22 PM

)

http://gawker.com/watch-crystal-clear-footage-of-insane-denver-area-carja-1542560984

3/13/2014 3:21:27 PM

That chicks BS German actually had a lot of German in it. Same with her english and spanish. She is just taking sentences from other languages and deconstructing them slightly by using phrases that don't fit in sync. Kind of a clever idea, but rather easy to do IMO

3/13/2014 3:38:41 PM

SUPERGEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlN1pZqO8Zo

3/13/2014 4:06:41 PM

http://mentalfloss.com/article/12787/heil-honey-im-home-nazi-themed-sitcom-canceled-after-one-episode

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[Edited on March 13, 2014 at 4:25 PM. Reason : how could anyone think that was a good idea]

3/13/2014 4:11:23 PM

A nice change from the water fluoridation conspiracy stuff I've been seeing in my news feed lately:

How science deniers use false equivalency to pretend there's a debate

http://www.skepticalraptor.com/skepticalraptorblog.php/science-deniers-false-equivalency-pretend-debate/

3/13/2014 10:56:37 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cevJuklhkFQ
Epic Smang It guitar cover

[Edited on March 14, 2014 at 10:49 AM. Reason : another banger - or should i say smanger]

3/14/2014 10:48:55 AM

Someone just informed me (via e-mail, so it qualifies for this thread) that a girl I knew in high school was/is on Boardwalk Empire and that you see her breasts. In high school I would have murdered every single one of you to see pictures like that.

I haven't kept up with the show, but apparently she plays Cora Pastor. Jo Armeniox is the actress's name.

In addition to the boobie pictures there is also one proving that I am now only two degrees of separation from the guy who played Omar on the wire, and I intend to be unreasonably proud of that.

3/14/2014 11:08:48 AM

not bad

3/14/2014 5:48:55 PM

The 1920's haircut ain't doing her any favors, and of course I knew her ... christ, was it really 14 years ago? Yes. Yes it was. But anyway, it's been a while, and still...damn.

3/14/2014 5:57:06 PM

I agree with you about Jo. She was quite hot in high school, and was very down to earth and personable. But those boobs are a bit "meh". Probably all the running in cross-country without a proper sports bra

3/15/2014 12:06:39 AM

^
I'm guessing she wasn't a stellar cross-country runner. Elite female distance runners usually have boobs that are tiny or nonexistent.

And yeah, den titties dolook like they've flapped and flopped around a lot. They should warn women about that, as they warn them of the risks of excessive sunshine and smoking.

3/15/2014 12:18:06 AM

She was a decent runner, probably clocking in around 22-23mins for a 5k, which is fine for a HS girl. Not outstanding, but not bad either. She also is in one of the recent Windows 8 phone commercial, rockin dat 190% vocal fry. She posted a clip of it to her Facebook page and someone commented "don't you use an iPhone?"

3/15/2014 12:22:06 AM

That's very decent for a HS girl, especially one with boobs like that. I would have guessed she'd running XC wholly for the exercise, and not even close to competing. Quite a surprise.

3/15/2014 12:31:17 AM

Nah, she didn't really need the exercise. She looked great then. I was actually a bit surprised by the lackluster bewbs, but whatever.

3/15/2014 12:32:38 AM

of course, some boobs just don't look nearly as nice when the bra comes off

some look splendid even without the support, others don't

that said, those boobs are decent. I'd be delighted to spend five minutes alone with them.

3/15/2014 12:42:11 AM

Boobs start out in all shapes and sizes, guys. Not saying you have to love them all, but you should avoid hypothesizing what "went wrong" with them.

3/15/2014 12:47:29 AM