gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i have smoked way to many in the last hour and half about to have one more and go to bed 6/10/2010 12:08:02 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ have you ever gotten a massage?
its amazing
and you can find good deals around.
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 12:08 AM. Reason : .] 6/10/2010 12:08:14 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
UGH why did i drink so much water before bed 6/10/2010 12:14:25 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
there is no reason for bread, mustard, cheese, and turkey to be tearing my stomach up
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 6/10/2010 12:35:19 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
i'm too busy to think at this very moment 6/10/2010 12:36:34 AM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
I hate it when I fart in the shower. It always stinks like woah 6/10/2010 12:53:51 AM |
wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
orly 6/10/2010 12:58:54 AM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2010 1:03:47 AM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2010 1:12:43 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Eminem has got me felling all
Lol what are you so happy 'bout Quinn?
Oh god, I've got to pee with a vengence.... AAHHHH
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 1:17 AM. Reason : .] 6/10/2010 1:15:55 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
yeah
college will be good for her. 6/10/2010 1:26:25 AM |
Quinn All American 16417 Posts user info edit post |
Why not. It's summertime . 6/10/2010 1:30:04 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
dude
I'm tried as hell and kinda cant think straight
but whatever
I don't have work til 2 6/10/2010 1:39:40 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Thought about filling out an online dating profile. 6/10/2010 1:40:30 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Man, go for it.
Share it here 6/10/2010 1:41:51 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i am SO irritated
i was sleeping peacefully - great sleep. 2 kitties (MY kitties) asleep on my bed. when out of nowhere tschudi's stupid ass cat that lives with me attacked one of my cats in her sleep. my cat had a total panic attack and was like hyperventilating and couldn't breathe. MY heart was beating fast too because it was a scary way to wake up. and my other cat was jolted awake, too. poor callie. i just pet her until she started breathing normally again.
i don't know what the fuck his cat's problem is. but she pees on the futon (NO bladder infection/UTI infection, btw) and she constantly attacks callie. the reason she lives with me is because she and my little kitty are like bff and play together all the time. but this cat has some major behavioral issues that i do not understand. she's about to get kicked out of my house. my callie has little scratches on her nose and around her face from getting in fights with abby (eric's cat). callie is never the aggressor. i mean that stupid cat just jumped on her in her SLEEP. she constantly corners callie. she's mean and doesn't listen to hissing/growling. she pees outside of the litter. and she isn't very friendly or cuddly so...she doesn't even make up for her behavior with cuteness. i do not like her.
/rant
OH and she's lived here for MONTHS so it isn't that the scenery has changed or something 6/10/2010 3:39:56 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
off to the gym...to see if i can cancel my membership and get a refund 6/10/2010 3:40:02 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I wish I had pussy issues.
^ At four in the morning?!? 6/10/2010 3:41:12 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
now i am having trouble going back to sleep
i am so irritated with that cat
AND i get that cats scratch so i can't really complain about this but my kitties don't scratch on furniture or anything (at least not when i'm around and they've never damaged anything). they use their kitty scratchers
THIS cat has torn down all the stuff underneath my mattress, has ripped up my bedskirt, and is ruining my furniture 6/10/2010 3:43:29 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Don't get mad. Get even. Shave it's hair and dye it's skin Sunburst orange. 6/10/2010 3:45:34 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
You stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jizz-free ficus. 6/10/2010 3:49:36 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^ At four in the morning?!?" |
I'm in Europe, so its 10am .
Plan didn't work, they "can't" give me a refund with this type of membership. At least I can try to sell it. Guy gave me 10 free passes to other clubs in their network tho
Nearest club is 20 minutes by car from my next apartment...or 1 hour by public transportation.
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 4:30 AM. Reason : gay]6/10/2010 4:22:54 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I keep having dreams where I meet celebrities who are, in a weird twist, fans of work and want me to join their projects and be my friend. 6/10/2010 4:43:07 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
off to the train station
goodbye, sweet Gent 6/10/2010 6:08:51 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
CALLED IT! 6/10/2010 9:21:22 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
?? 6/10/2010 9:28:39 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
yes...i deserve a cookie
i'm so perceptive that it's CRAZY
at least when it comes to other people...
i can't foresee shit when it comes to my own life 6/10/2010 9:29:56 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
In my new place...I like it . Its a dorm, but so far its a damn nice dorm. Kitchen is WAY cleaner than the previous one. Plus I can be naked in my room...which is necessary, because its pretty fuckin humin. No AC ftl but apparently that's a European thing... 6/10/2010 9:51:30 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
So here's what LP78's talking about:
me: this is crap LP78: it's not crap...she just sucks and you need to cut your losses me: oh i cut'em its done LP78: and what, may i ask, was her excuse last night me: hahaha oh no excuse allow me to show you the texts LP78: k i can go ahead and tell you that she's seeing/or trying to see some other dude me: your perception is eerie here's the frist: "Hi I actually started dating someone I've been talking to for a few months so i won't be able to make it tonight but let's get together soon! We just can't kiss and makeout. Maybe we can go to the movies or something!! Take Care " LP78: I KNEW IT me: it gets better I told her I have enough friends and if she changes her mind she knows where to find me to which I got this: "sorry to hurt u but u had a chance when u were n college and u fucked up. I think u have changed for the worst and ur not my type but if u want to be friends i'm cool with that!!! XXXXX " LP78: what a bitch me: i said "I realize I had a chance then. If you want to talk you can call, not this text bullshit. I'm not gonna resort to this."
dumb bitches 6/10/2010 10:09:54 AM |
StayPuff All American 5154 Posts user info edit post |
thank god today is the last school day 6/10/2010 10:13:32 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i'm amazing...
oh..but yeah...sorry dude 6/10/2010 10:13:55 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
so a few nights ago she was all about shoving her tongue down your throat while NyM410 was banished to the bedroom, but last night she's suddenly dating someone and can't shove her tongue down your throat anymore? bitches be triflin'. cut your losses and move on. you're a hottie, i've spotted you at the Teeter a few times. you can find a worthwhile girl. 6/10/2010 10:17:46 AM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
ding ding ding
shit, shouldn't have even replied to her after she said something about dating someone
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 10:18 AM. Reason : (and yea, that sucks)] 6/10/2010 10:18:11 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
wow, that sucks Pat 6/10/2010 10:18:28 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
LP78, can you tell me about my future? 6/10/2010 10:19:17 AM |
Wadhead1 Duke is puke 20897 Posts user info edit post |
You should find out who she's started seeing and float some nasty rumors to him.
I mean...no...that would be totally immature.
Not hilarious at all. 6/10/2010 10:20:20 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
exhausted 6/10/2010 10:20:21 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
dude...i'm not a fortune teller...
i just know why triflin' bitches do the things they do 6/10/2010 10:20:48 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2010 10:22:07 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You should find out who she's started seeing and float some nasty rumors to him.
I mean...no...that would be totally immature.
Not hilarious at all." |
there's plenty of true stuff I can float about her that paints her in a horrible light.
Thanks thumper
[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM. Reason : thumper]6/10/2010 10:24:22 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
SOMEBODY FUCK ME! 6/10/2010 10:25:25 AM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
TOE FUCKER!!! 6/10/2010 10:25:30 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
i figured "Use By March 28, 2010" on frozen food wasn't a big deal my stomach is now telling me otherwise :/
damn you Jimmy Dean's D-Lights Turkey Bacon Breakfast Bowl 6/10/2010 10:25:52 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2010 10:26:02 AM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
TKE talk ITT 6/10/2010 10:26:08 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
Now I really wish I'd taken a photo of her when she was puking on my kitchen floor with her bare ass (and vagina) stuck up in the air for all to see. B/c after she said that nasty shit I would have pic texted it to her, lol. 6/10/2010 10:29:02 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
6/10/2010 10:29:53 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
i love when people will suck up so much bullshitry to be with someone and the second it doesnt work out, all that will come out like it was pain all thru! 6/10/2010 10:33:13 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
"pain all thru" wat?
overall I get you though, yes. 6/10/2010 10:36:58 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
so can i borrow your s2000? 6/10/2010 10:38:18 AM |