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10/15/2010 1:00:36 PM

Quote :

"I was seeing a girl who broke up w/ me recently. A week later she told me she was going in to get lumps removed from her breats that could be cancerous. Turns out they were pre-cancerous and caught before any damage was done. Funny part - Her docter only found the lumps during her exam to get birth control pills because I told her I hated using condoms, so my dick saved her life possibly. Dark part - I really didn't care about her surgery or the fact that she will not have cancer due to the fact that she broke up with me b/c she was still in love w/ her ex. She wants to have dinner tomorrow night, I will make her pay for her own, then fuck her, then send her home. "

10/15/2010 2:22:53 PM

^ That confession has butthurt written all over it.

10/15/2010 4:14:29 PM

^^ That confession has butthurt written all over it.

10/15/2010 4:31:16 PM

Quote :

"I am having the love-feelings for a TWWer. I think I have entered complete nerdom. "

10/15/2010 4:51:55 PM

That is not nerdom if you act on those feelings.

10/15/2010 5:16:57 PM

Quote :

"i pretty much spaced the entire day at work and now i have a presentation to give in the morning woops"

womp womp... hope your presentation went ok, yo!

10/15/2010 6:09:31 PM

Quote :

"i am horny and tired of masturbating! but things are moving along very slowly with the guy i'm dating (haven't even kissed) and i don't want to hook up with anyone else (even though me and the guy aren't in a "relationship" and i could). grrr."

And no i didn't spit dat tight E-game

[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 6:58 PM. Reason : but maybe i should have....]

10/15/2010 6:55:50 PM

^Maul the dude.
If he minds, move on.

10/15/2010 6:58:50 PM

^ for once, i agree with ambrosia

10/15/2010 6:59:56 PM

the other way around that would be rape

10/15/2010 7:00:32 PM

It's not rape til there is penetration

10/15/2010 7:06:41 PM

sexual assault... got me there

[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 7:11 PM. Reason : "officer... she just walked in the room and sissor kicked my head... ]

10/15/2010 7:09:30 PM

And merely kissing someone you're en route to dating...is not sexual assault.

10/15/2010 7:10:41 PM

maul=mere kiss. got it

10/15/2010 7:13:09 PM

In the reluctant party's mind, it may well. I'm also curious as to how accurate the confessor's perception of things is.

10/15/2010 7:18:54 PM

good question. good question indeed.

10/15/2010 7:22:02 PM

I mean...when you say you're "dating" and then you clarify that you're not in a relationship...

I actually think I know EXACTLY who that confession is from, and she isn't just desperate, she's stupid, too. I've said this for years and it made for some amusing spottings in the library

[Edited on October 15, 2010 at 7:24 PM. Reason : ellipsis]

10/15/2010 7:24:22 PM

miska ?

10/15/2010 7:27:06 PM

^n00bs lol

10/15/2010 7:28:24 PM

i saw miska...

then i thought you said n00ds.

then i got excited...

then i read it again and got sad

10/15/2010 7:34:37 PM

Quote :

"I can't imagine a gay guy being enthused about a college football game enough to paint his body, tailgate, make signs for the cameras, or talk about it during casual conversation. I know this is prob dead wrong but I can't for some reason wrap my head around a gay man being a college football fanatic."

i've done all of this except painting my body

10/15/2010 7:57:59 PM

thank God.

10/15/2010 7:59:53 PM

i know, right? i'm ugly as a motherfucker.

10/15/2010 8:12:46 PM

he didn't say that somebody else didn't paint his body though

10/15/2010 8:14:24 PM

touché, salesman

10/15/2010 8:15:25 PM

Quote :

" Quote : "i saw miska... then i thought you said n00ds. then i got excited..." I, too, would like to see those pictures "

Damn right you would. damn...right... you would sir/ma'am

10/16/2010 12:10:51 AM

Quote :

"i've done all of this except painting my body"

I didn't realize you were gay evan

10/16/2010 12:17:19 AM

oh well. we all found out of his orientation differently. you found it out in this thread...

i found it out walking to my car alone after a drunken night at Bada...

"man... where the hell did i park... oh... look its evan... wait... what are you doing? OH... OH NO!"

10/16/2010 10:56:23 AM

Randy

atleast he was hawt as fuck!

10/16/2010 11:16:03 AM

he may have been hott if i were GAY! but i'm not... so it was an experience i'd like to forget.

10/16/2010 11:28:39 AM

I first learned evan was gay when I saw him poppin' off in chocolatervh's booty.

10/16/2010 11:30:48 AM

I talked to evan on the phone once at like 1 or 2 in the morning for about 2 minutes. True story.

10/16/2010 11:33:45 AM

10/16/2010 11:35:47 AM

^^^ What were you doing there?

10/16/2010 11:36:26 AM

Honestly, I stepped into the back alley to take a leak

within minutes, I was in tears

10/16/2010 11:38:03 AM

that doesn't explain the camera... ass

10/16/2010 11:38:52 AM

ok, this thread is getting a little bit too 'ethnic' for my tastes.


guys, we have to scatter. we can't all be in one place on TWW. If something were to happen to this thread, we would ALL be gone.

10/16/2010 11:40:58 AM

I'm going to the four lokos thread then

10/16/2010 11:42:48 AM

aahaha.. good lookin' out. They're going to burn this thread to the ground with us in it!!

10/16/2010 11:47:59 AM

Wait, what?

10/16/2010 2:57:33 PM

apparently the people here wanna see your jiggly bits

10/16/2010 3:09:25 PM

LOL at pshoes' choice of words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kroEiX5tkE0

[Edited on October 16, 2010 at 3:13 PM. Reason : [']

10/16/2010 3:12:36 PM

sorry misha. i started it.

10/16/2010 7:00:19 PM

last night i grazed her jiggly parts

true story

EDIT: grazed as in brushed. not grazed as in nibbled on

[Edited on October 16, 2010 at 7:04 PM. Reason : .]

10/16/2010 7:03:46 PM

10/16/2010 7:04:00 PM

^^ hahaha

10/16/2010 8:18:43 PM

Back to confessions, please.

I can has?

10/16/2010 10:05:25 PM

instead of giving ambrosia1231 confessions, give them to me instead

she's pretty untrustworthy

10/16/2010 10:09:54 PM

Quote :

"I have a friend who I want to fuck solely because she is tiny. like really skinny, short and light. I haven't been with somebody THAT small before and the only reason i want to do her is because I want see what kinds of fun things I can do with some i could lift with one arm easily. "

10/17/2010 11:15:26 AM