I shoulda known this would get the "pointy elbows" treatment. God damn. I'd still shoot both of you in the face for five minutes in a coat closet with her.

3/15/2014 3:01:31 AM

This is what happens when ideology meets reality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYOf6hXGx6M

3/15/2014 6:33:38 AM

Not sure about her elbows but she does have pointy boobs.

3/15/2014 7:24:10 AM

^^ppl are never gonna listen about healthcare due to propraganda.

3/15/2014 5:51:59 PM

3/15/2014 9:27:04 PM

^BTW that's Alexandra Daddario on True Detective

Anyway I had the ♥ for these images of Mario characters showing off how to use the Wii U: http://kotaku.com/let-nintendo-characters-show-you-whats-cool-about-the-1542521478

3/16/2014 12:11:18 AM

So pretty and pretty titties.

3/16/2014 12:18:05 AM

Those are wonderful titties. Is that what yours look like, acraw?

3/16/2014 12:59:31 AM

those do look fun

3/16/2014 5:00:20 PM

You bet my tits would be all over Instagram if it were that big and fun.

3/16/2014 7:34:20 PM

Fun and pretty don't even begin to cover it. She was like the most searched for lady the day after that episode aired. And I'm pretty blasé about boobs, but those are exceptional.

3/16/2014 7:53:50 PM

Would that be a C or a D?

3/16/2014 8:07:44 PM

A+++

(I'd say a D)

3/16/2014 8:49:56 PM

^

3/16/2014 8:57:27 PM

she turned 28 today

3/16/2014 9:24:45 PM

^^^^apparently 34DD

[Edited on March 16, 2014 at 10:04 PM. Reason : http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Alexandra_Daddario

3/16/2014 10:04:24 PM

http://www.businessinsider.com/airbnb-freak-fest-2014-3

3/18/2014 7:38:44 PM

LOL

Relax, Ari. It's just a little freak fest. Damn.

3/18/2014 7:54:17 PM

probably posted somewhere else, but whatever

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/18/fox-affiliate-airs-penis-pic-video_n_4987124.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

3/19/2014 6:56:42 AM

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3/19/2014 10:00:37 AM

^^we need to gif the ridiculawesome part of that for our tourney run


[Edited on March 19, 2014 at 10:37 AM. Reason : @ 5:04]

3/19/2014 10:35:15 AM

3/19/2014 11:12:16 AM

3/19/2014 1:00:58 PM

YOU WANNA TALK SOME SHIT??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

[Edited on March 19, 2014 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

3/19/2014 1:01:51 PM

This reeks of Rethug censorship and the Streisand Effect: http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/03/journal-pulls-paper-due-to-legal-context-created-by-climate-contrarians/

3/22/2014 6:47:32 PM

3/22/2014 6:56:25 PM

3/23/2014 9:54:28 PM

^^^probably doesnt understand what he just read

posted in the wrong thread too

3/23/2014 10:02:00 PM

anyone who uses the word "rethug" seriously should be ignored anyway, so who cares

3/23/2014 10:08:32 PM

BREAKING: Photo of Nick Foles picking up Mark Sanchez at the airport. #Eagles pic.twitter.com/xHC2Le6wbw

— Jason Kelce's Beard (@JkelceBeard) March 24, 2014

3/25/2014 10:03:25 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HARjiJEA8eo

-A semi drifting and chasing a Nissan 240SX
-stuntman sliding behind the semi on his shoes
-crown vic on 2 wheels
-semi jumps over 100 ft in the air
-all around Newport Beach's shipping harbor.

crazy shit.

3/26/2014 9:21:19 AM

To quote the top reddit comment on this video:

Quote :

"If anyone's ever wondered what the words "FUCKING MOVE THAT WAY!" look like in the form of arm movements, please pay close attention to the firefighter."

3/26/2014 9:23:36 AM

that will be auto tuned

3/26/2014 9:49:44 AM

THATS WHAT YOU GIT!


http://www.theindychannel.com/news/u-s-world/florida-road-rage-caught-on-tape-crash-goes-viral

3/28/2014 12:16:23 PM

^Maybe if she wasn't cruising in the passing lane, holding up traffic, this gentleman wouldn't have had his unfortunate accident...


Also, Illegal to use your cellphone while driving in Florida.



[Edited on March 28, 2014 at 12:33 PM. Reason : ...]

3/28/2014 12:32:29 PM

Quote :

"Also, once again I want to state that people running away from a cool thing they've just witnessed is my current favorite behavioral quirk exhibited by human beings. I want nothing more in life than to witness something as awesome as a crossover like this, so that I may run away from it."

[Edited on March 28, 2014 at 12:42 PM. Reason : http://deadspin.com/everything-about-this-crossover-is-perfect-1553028458]

3/28/2014 12:41:23 PM

I hate that streetball garbage

3/28/2014 12:43:33 PM

You probably also hate it when football players dunk the football over the goalpost don't ya?

3/28/2014 12:59:29 PM

Not impressed. Saw about 14 carries and a double dribble in 22 seconds. Dude can't even do the basics correctly.

3/28/2014 1:02:16 PM

You should challenge him to 1 on 1 mane.

3/28/2014 1:18:28 PM

I don't think he wants any of the Billdozer.

3/28/2014 1:34:12 PM

whoops, wrong thread

[Edited on March 28, 2014 at 1:41 PM. Reason : wayt]

3/28/2014 1:40:18 PM

http://digg.com/video/40-year-old-deaf-woman-hears-for-the-first-time

3/29/2014 8:28:57 PM

^emotional women

3/29/2014 10:15:02 PM

^jk

http://digg.com/video/two-legged-dog-beach

3/29/2014 10:19:34 PM

^^^

She must have had some level of hearing ability before... But that's pretty amazing.

3/29/2014 10:57:56 PM

Quote :

"What happens to an orphaned coin? Does it dry up like a berry on the rig? Or do the miners take it– As they dig? Do they stink like rotten meat? Down in mom’s basement– Blasting out heat? Now I just sag with my heatstroke. I think I am broke?"

Quote :

"Because I would not pay the Feds, They kindly came for me; The papers held a hefty fine And Jailtime (2 to 3). I slowly read, I knew no laws, As I had never signed A contract, or a legal writ, With a society We went to court, where sheeple head to slaughter, without brains We passed the flag with fringe of gold We passed the men with guns. Or rather, they passed me; The court grew silent and chilled For only I knew all the words To thwart the tyrant’s will. I paused before I said the phrase to save my person’s fate; I asked the judge if he could prove my berth certificate. Since then ’tis months and yet each Feels somehow less grand, Than when I stood against my foes A Freeman On The Land."

Quote :

"Bent double, like the chins upon our necks, Fat-calved, wheezing with strain, we cursed downstairs, Till on the burning sun we turned our backs And towards our distant rigs began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots But limped on, strapless. All were lame; all blind; Drunk with our greed; deaf even to the sighs Of disappointed mothers up above. TAX! Tax! Quick, boys!– An ecstasy of fumbling, Fitting on the crypto just in time; But someone still was yelling out and tumbling And raving like a noob who just got scammed.– Dim, through the ASIC smoke and thick green light As under a rig’s USB fan, I saw him selling. In all my dreams, before my thick-rimmed sight, The price goes plunging as he sits there, selling. If in strawberry dreams you too could pace Beside his prostrate, hairy, beached-whale form, And watch the white eyes writhing in his face, His flabby face, like a miner’s creating joinder; If you could hear, at every jolt, the bits Come gargling from the tax-corrupted chain, Obscene as statists, bitter as the fringe Of admiralty flags they’ll try us by– My “friend,” you would not type with such high zest To man-children ardent for anonymous glory, The old Lie: Dives aut iniquus est, aut iniqui heres."

moar here: http://buttcoin.org/poetry-bitcoin

3/30/2014 4:19:54 AM

that construction worker with someserious James Bond shit going on.

3/30/2014 7:01:41 AM