You could have gotten it off of me for 20 bucks a month ago.

The second season will be out in July, probably cost you in the 50-60 range since there are more episodes.

4/4/2002 11:34:44 PM

i got first season

4/5/2002 8:59:45 AM

I bent my Wookie!

4/5/2002 2:11:22 PM

only a few more hours 'til phish appears on the simpsons.
can't wait to see homer get high!

4/7/2002 3:59:14 PM

4/7/2002 4:07:24 PM

blinky

4/7/2002 4:50:32 PM

Homer at the "keep medicinal marijuana legal" rally:
"Oh man, they voted yesterday... and we LOST!"

4/7/2002 8:21:20 PM

Otto: "They call them fingers...but i never see them fing....oh wait...there they go"

4/7/2002 8:22:10 PM

start inhalin' weylan!


now all three....*slap* *slap* *slap*.... excellent


That episode was hilarious

4/7/2002 8:30:48 PM

Remember that time I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing?

Haha, yeah....
Get out.

4/7/2002 8:30:56 PM

King of the Hill was better.

4/7/2002 8:34:16 PM

Should we contact Washington?

No! I say we act snooty to all Americans from now on!

4/7/2002 8:35:01 PM

Dirty Cossacks...them and their giant laser shooting beetles...

4/7/2002 8:41:07 PM

Quote :

"Ooooooo Oooooooo Oooooooo SLAP HANDS SLAP HANDS!!!!!"

--Homer

4/9/2002 5:32:04 AM

4/9/2002 10:33:54 AM

"dad, you once gave me some good advice......"

"i gave you advice..getouttahere"

4/9/2002 3:19:34 PM

Oh dear, I've redorkulated

4/11/2002 2:21:43 PM

My German Verb Wheel!

4/12/2002 12:23:43 AM

Hey he's not the wallet inspector.

4/12/2002 12:24:38 AM

Who or what is Santos L. Halper?

4/12/2002 12:29:22 AM

Bigger Brothers rep: Mr. Simpson, why do you want to become a Bigger Brother?

Homer's brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge, don't say revenge.

Homer: Revenge.

Homer's brain: That's it I'm outta here!

4/12/2002 12:31:57 AM

All right! Three whole months of spaghetti-o's and daytime TV!

Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Shut up and eat your pinecone!

4/12/2002 12:35:35 AM

homer: "Theres food here... but I don't want to eat it! I've become everything I hate!"

4/12/2002 12:44:14 AM

Quote :

"Who or what is Santos L. Halper?"

Is that a quote or a real question?

4/12/2002 12:45:47 AM

It's a quote. Marge says it when Bart gets the credit card in the mail.

Wow, a quarter! Thanks Santos!

4/12/2002 1:06:16 AM

Ok, just checking. I've seen that ep, but didn't recall that exact quote....

4/12/2002 1:18:50 AM

Quote :

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COBRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

--Homer

if anyone else has seen that episode, and if u have then u know what that quote means and why its funny. that has to be one of the best episodes I have ever seen

[Edited on April 12, 2002 at 4:41 AM. Reason : lol]

4/12/2002 4:40:38 AM

Handing our children over to Mr. Kidkill was one of our smartest moves ever.


^I'm not 100% on that.

4/12/2002 8:16:54 AM

Paddlin a canoe?

Oh you better believe that's a paddlin.

4/16/2002 12:34:30 PM

"you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away, you put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away"

4/16/2002 12:36:53 PM

"your paintings look like the things they look like"

4/16/2002 12:40:50 PM

"i was a fool to think anyone would want nude pictures of whoopi goldberg!"

4/16/2002 12:55:03 PM

Carsalesman: It is good to see someone who cares so much for the environment.
Homer: What kind of mint?

4/17/2002 12:09:38 PM

You choo choo chooose me?

4/17/2002 1:23:21 PM

4/19/2002 1:03:03 AM

"worst simpsons ever"

4/21/2002 8:30:16 PM

Comic book Guy:

Maybe Mr. X can provide faster nudity!

4/21/2002 10:07:02 PM

The pole up that man's ass has a pole up it's ass.

^That's for you, Smath74

4/21/2002 11:34:06 PM

Haha, you were wrong, it's "The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up it's butt."

4/23/2002 11:10:21 AM

"i smell gangreen" ~moe
(or however you spell gangreen)

4/23/2002 12:44:53 PM

Edna: "Any questions? Yes, Bart!"

Bart: "How can one breed an ape and a human?"

Edna: "For the last time Bart, that would be playing God."

Bart: "God-Smod, I want my monkey-man."

4/23/2002 9:37:19 PM

That is not Ganesh! Ganesh is a graceful god!

4/23/2002 11:17:47 PM

quit it....quit it....quit it

wesley, fetch maw her prying bar

4/24/2002 12:57:51 AM

"lousy traumatic childhood"

4/24/2002 6:59:18 PM

"for no reason, here's apu"

4/24/2002 7:30:55 PM

(billy bob) Im tellin u. We just grow sorgum here. Yeh and where are the hookers? Round back..... Hookers?

[Edited on April 25, 2002 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ap]

4/25/2002 11:48:08 PM

^^^^^its not "round back....hookers?"

im not sure exactly what it is but i think it is "round back...oops"

4/25/2002 11:51:36 PM

Stupid TV say something funny - Homer

4/25/2002 11:55:16 PM

Marge: Homer you can't wear a Tie with a short sleeve shirt

Homer: But Sipowitz does it.

4/25/2002 11:56:48 PM

must crush capitalism


that episode had so much potential, it coulda been really funny but they made it cheesy

4/26/2002 12:22:27 AM