Quote :

"what are they going to do if I don't show up at 8AM? Disown me? not visit me in Florida ever? OH WAIT! "

After Mac's, I say 10 am will be doing well.

12/17/2009 11:19:58 AM

If it's snowing in NC next week, then I'm staying in FL.

12/18/2009 12:47:06 PM

don't you dare

12/18/2009 12:48:04 PM

It won't snow once we're there to warm things up, girl

12/18/2009 12:48:17 PM

I'd stay away too. Bitches here can't drive when it snows, ices or rains.

12/18/2009 12:48:50 PM

brown chicken brown cow

12/18/2009 12:49:05 PM

^^^aha



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12/18/2009 12:49:05 PM

Quote :

"Bitches here can't drive when it snows, ices or rains."

I will slap the taste out of your mouth

12/18/2009 12:50:22 PM

If it snows, I'm def not working cows.

12/18/2009 12:50:53 PM

Moocow. Mooo, cow.

12/18/2009 1:20:16 PM

h8r gonna work dat udder

12/18/2009 1:20:41 PM

^^^
^^
^

12/18/2009 1:21:06 PM

12/18/2009 1:22:32 PM

Quote :

"WORK DAT UDDER"

12/18/2009 1:22:48 PM

I have a genius idea.

I should pay some teedub guy to come home w/me as a date to prank mom and dad. He can be as obnoxious as possible. Belch at the breakfast table. Try to give Grandma a lapdance. Talk about how we're ready to make some babies and how he's thinking of buying a real nice doublewide.

That would be hella fun.

12/18/2009 1:26:39 PM

I would actually contribute cash money dollarbucks to this cause

12/18/2009 1:27:25 PM

Hahahahahaha

Brown chicken brown cowwww

12/18/2009 1:27:31 PM

Bonus points for tattoos and piercings and long hair.

Extra bonus points if it's a girl. And triple word score if she's black.

12/18/2009 1:28:36 PM

haha. a camper would be better.

12/18/2009 1:29:36 PM

i just spent a hundred bucks at walmart... FAIL!!!

12/18/2009 1:29:45 PM

^excuse me, who are you, and why are you posting on my internets?

12/18/2009 1:30:06 PM

That's one of my old neighbors from the quad.

12/18/2009 1:32:34 PM

Quote :

"^excuse me, who are you, and why are you posting on my internets? "

i am me, and i thought this was the interwebs.

12/18/2009 1:38:09 PM

my apologies

she has vouched for you

carry on

12/18/2009 1:40:01 PM

I have no idea who I am anymore.

12/18/2009 1:41:00 PM

I don't even know who you are anymore, DeltaBeta. You're dead to me.

12/18/2009 1:42:07 PM

12/18/2009 1:44:40 PM

Quote :

"brown chicken brown cow "

haha by far the best text ive ever received!!

12/18/2009 4:55:23 PM

hay babe

12/18/2009 4:56:18 PM

I'm going to buy a piece of furniture, to sit on, probably an office chair

12/18/2009 6:45:54 PM

Get a bean bag chair

Or a craigslist free couch

Or a papasan (sp)

Or a flip-n-fuck

12/19/2009 8:14:33 AM

Quote :

"FLIP N FUCK"

12/19/2009 9:28:27 AM

i decided i like it better sans furniture

ill just get a stripper pole for the dining / living room


waaay more useful

12/19/2009 11:13:29 AM

I can loan you mine. It's great for entertaining guests.

12/19/2009 12:56:57 PM

Hey woman,

I'm applying to this job: http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/job-JNOV2VGBUQK;_ylc=X3oDMTEwN2wxcmo0BF9TAzM5NjUxMDMzNQRjYXQDQURWBHBjb2RlAzUwNTg0?source=partner&scode=50584


Director of Communications: North Carolina State University

Location Raleigh, NC
Position Type Full-Time, Employee
Experience 2-5 Years Experience


Minimum Experience/Education: A bachelor's degree with at least 3 years of successful public relations experience or equivalent work experience is required.

Prefer a bachelor's degree in a related area such as English, communications, or journalism, along with experience in graphic design, print and/or online publishing.

Departmental Required Skills: Demonstrated strong written and verbal communication skills

Demonstrated effective public relations/communications experience in an academic environment

Demonstrated ability to work independently with strong analytic problem solving capabilities

Preferred Experience, Skills, Training/Education: Five or more years of experience with a strong background in writing and editing and experience developing and implementing comprehensive communication strategies.

Experience supervising personnel. The ability to have insight and focus in the midst of complex and wide-ranging tasks and ability to be effective under the pressure of multiple urgent priorities.

Individual must have the ability to work independently with demonstrated effective verbal and written communication skills; organizational and project management skills; and knowledge/ experience in public and media relations as well as alumni relations.

Knowledge of university systems and design disciplines. Ability to build relationships with university-wide and college constituents as well as vendors.

Essential Job Duties: Develop and implement a comprehensive communication plan working closely with the Assistant Dean and Dean to meet the overall goals of college and university compact plans. Provide leadership for communication initiatives in college and oversee compliance with University branding guidelines.

Project manager for all print and web communications. Write, edit and manage the production of the college alumni magazine, annual report and other printed publications. Take lead in all aspects of print project management from concept to completion including; time-lines, graphic design oversight, and vendor negotiations.

Coordinator of news media relations with the central public affairs offices and other University media outlets.

Oversee the assistant director of communications position and its work with the college Web site, electronic newsletter, all list-serves, social web networks, and college and university calendars.

Provide communications assistance to development, alumni affairs, and professional relations efforts of the Office of External Relations as well as academic and other departments. Promote and market college initiatives and events to persuade target audiences of the needs and beneficial outcomes.

Serve as first line of communication for external inquiries dealing with various topics.

Other Work/Responsibilities: Serve as an integral team member of the Office of External Relations participating and organizing activities.

12/21/2009 10:11:54 AM

YAY!!

12/21/2009 10:12:58 AM

uh excuse me thumper shouldn't you be posting my name in the "hottest males" thread

what are you doing wasting time here

12/21/2009 10:21:03 AM

i'm at work and i won't click on that thread in case there's nakedness or p33n or something

besides, you won't be Hottest TWW Male material until you trim back the jesus bush you have on your face

12/21/2009 10:22:26 AM

whatever my beard owns

12/21/2009 10:24:30 AM

flavor saver

12/21/2009 10:25:16 AM

how come wimminz be hatin on beards?

12/21/2009 10:27:44 AM

dunno. it is how a man should look.

12/21/2009 10:28:53 AM

i don't hate on beards. i hate on super shaggy beards.

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12/21/2009 10:32:36 AM

12/21/2009 10:33:39 AM

12/21/2009 10:33:49 AM

TELL US HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT BEARDS LUCY

12/21/2009 10:34:22 AM

oh lordy lordy

bradley cooper is wins

12/21/2009 10:34:57 AM

I agree with jaime. BRADLEY COOPER.

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[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 10:39 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 10:37:29 AM

those beards are a bit much

12/21/2009 10:39:26 AM

They're not beards. They're ass hairs.

12/21/2009 10:40:20 AM