dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
Fourteen Lokos
[Edited on September 4, 2010 at 10:48 AM. Reason : ^what skwink said about the hangovers] 9/4/2010 10:47:59 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
four loko hangovers are the absolute worst because your HEART HURTS 9/4/2010 12:39:37 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Just bought five. The cashier laughed at me. 9/4/2010 3:20:13 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
five loko
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 9/4/2010 10:10:19 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
While tailgating today, there was some drunk dude walking around with his shirt off. He kept going up and standing around with random people's groups doing some sort of drunk swagger while trying to stand. Dude was trashed. What was he drinking? Fucking Four Loko.
He ended up walking between two trucks to take a piss but was still where everybody could see. Pretty sure it wasn't his truck. We saw the dude like 2 hours later walking beside the recycling truck, following it around. 9/5/2010 2:47:57 AM |
JP All American 16807 Posts user info edit post |
FUCK 9/5/2010 3:02:28 AM |
Dentaldamn All American 9974 Posts user info edit post |
Joose is fun as well. 9/5/2010 3:17:09 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
lol, according to the craftbeer calculator. 225lbs, slowest metabolic rate (for safety) brings me in right at .08 for 1 four loko.
cep't I weigh more than that; so we're good
[Edited on September 5, 2010 at 4:16 AM. Reason : wow - that's around 11-12 oz of jack equivalent. lol] 9/5/2010 4:15:57 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
After each of us drinking one of the ones I bought yesterday my friends decided they wanted to go out downtown. I'd just gone over in my bathing suit and pool coverup, so I needed to borrow clothes from my friend. And I said fuck it and told the three of them they could dress me and do my hair and makeup any way they waned to and I'd go out that way. I am surprised they dressed me like a sane human being. 9/5/2010 6:59:43 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
off to college beverage 9/5/2010 7:31:59 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
my heart is beating funny 9/6/2010 2:32:15 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Please drink responsibly. 9/6/2010 2:55:52 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
where is the fun in that? 9/6/2010 3:56:13 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Let's put it this way.
You don't want to be known as DyinProof78. 9/6/2010 4:07:21 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
your argument is valid 9/6/2010 4:07:54 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I'm off to see if my local beverage center has any. I have never tried one before and am suddenly intrigued. 9/6/2010 4:23:33 PM |
EightyFour All American 1487 Posts user info edit post |
just drank one for the first time
feeling the caffeine and very little little booze
probably a testament to my raging alcoholism. good thing there's vodka in the freezer 9/6/2010 4:25:41 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Neither of my two neighborhood stores had them, they had some other bullshit sugary 6-8% drinks but I wasnt prepared to settle for anything less than a loko. 9/6/2010 4:33:36 PM |
UberCool All American 3457 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.drinkfour.com/#/productlocator/ 9/6/2010 4:42:17 PM |
EightyFour All American 1487 Posts user info edit post |
vodka tonic just hit me like a ton of bricks
how people drink multiple cans of this shit explains the downfall of American civilization 9/6/2010 5:27:37 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
smoothcrim is going to be so mad at me
[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : quotes] 9/6/2010 8:32:29 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
well, you haven't finished one yet
I'm getting ready to drink one before Revolution 9/6/2010 8:34:11 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that's true...
i just sorta gave up...
i think it was for the best 9/6/2010 8:34:46 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
tonight I tried one of these things for the first time
all I'll say is 9/6/2010 11:49:16 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Don't be such a boob, begonias. 9/6/2010 11:52:08 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
( . Y . ) 9/6/2010 11:55:27 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, so, that lemonade Four Loko I bought back on August 14 is still in the fridge. Haven't had a good time to imbibe yet. 9/7/2010 12:06:13 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
9/7/2010 8:49:00 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i didn't drink the entire thing...
therefore it wasn't really a four loko night...
you still get my first four loko night
9/7/2010 9:02:24 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Found some, I should of listened to the majority, they taste like a mix between of cat piss, alcohol, and redbull. 9/10/2010 7:21:48 PM |
klrblindkid1 All American 942 Posts user info edit post |
we call them jolly ranchers in a can but then again we chug them cause they taste like horse piss in a can 9/10/2010 7:23:21 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I have 2 more in the fridge.. debating how bad a night I wanna have haha 9/10/2010 7:26:49 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Here we goooooooooooooooo.... 9/10/2010 8:44:35 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
i wish this was going to be a loko night. 9/10/2010 8:46:05 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I started at 7:00 and Im halfway though my third, I feel like shit. A little drunk, ,mostly like shit. Its like these things are filled with downers and booze, I am not feeling the caffeine at all. 9/10/2010 9:03:27 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
and away we go again 9/10/2010 11:07:08 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
Welcome to the club! 9/10/2010 11:07:52 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
YOU PEOPLE 9/11/2010 12:31:00 AM |
dustm All American 14296 Posts user info edit post |
doss i thought you learned your lessosn... c'mon
how many you drinking per day/night on the regular now?
i'm stickin to beer... ate least i can controll m y shit 9/11/2010 2:47:47 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
FUCKING FOUR LOKOS 9/11/2010 3:44:19 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
HOW DO THEY WORK 9/11/2010 3:44:40 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
DRUGS 9/11/2010 3:45:18 AM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
I learned my lesson... that friday is the only day I should consume these so as to have plenty of recovery time. Hey at least I didnt die again 9/11/2010 10:26:00 AM |
OmarBadu zidik 25069 Posts user info edit post |
four lokos is so last week
it's about the EL JEFE now!
http://www.drinkcore.com/ 9/11/2010 10:39:07 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
oh shit tripple berry
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.
[Edited on September 11, 2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason : looks like a tough guy drink though] 9/11/2010 10:42:10 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "we call them jolly ranchers in a can" |
more like diabetes in a can9/11/2010 11:53:46 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^Yeah, click on the grape flavored one though.
It's called El Jefe, and like Four Lokos, it's 12 percent alcohol by volume.
But this big boss is 32 ounces!
Which means they are just 8 ounces away from coming out with what will essentially be a friggin forty of bum wine. 9/11/2010 12:11:16 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
After the lesson I learnt about Four lokos last night, this Rolling Rock taste like the greatest drink on earth. 9/11/2010 5:48:43 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I have had way too many of these recently
this includes tonight 9/11/2010 10:05:22 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "four lokos is so last week
it's about the EL JEFE now!" |
I gave up on four loko's mooonths ago
If I see Maxx Fury around, or a Joose then I'll grab one of those9/11/2010 10:11:51 PM |