i have a birthday too

2/13/2007 11:40:07 AM

David, you made me sick

2/13/2007 11:40:18 AM

me david?

2/13/2007 11:41:40 AM

Haha, no. I didn't even know your name was David, or that you posted before me. Sorry!

2/13/2007 11:42:14 AM

2/13/2007 11:42:23 AM

i LOVE ABC

2/13/2007 11:48:12 AM

God help him if he buys me flowers

2/13/2007 12:42:26 PM

sober46an3 has got to be the least entertaining troll on here. WTF did Emily see in him?

[Edited on February 13, 2007 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ]

2/13/2007 2:14:01 PM

fuck you, you hoe

i don't want you back

2/13/2007 2:18:50 PM

i dont like what someone says, they must be trolling!!

2/13/2007 2:19:37 PM

I seem to remember Emily speaking well of you, so I figured you'd be an alright guy, but since you've started posting more I've seen nothing but you trolling people.

I'll have to ask her about it, maybe I misunderstood her.

[Edited on February 13, 2007 at 2:21 PM. Reason : ]

2/13/2007 2:20:31 PM

what makes you think i was trolling in the suicide thread?

if you're going to call me out on something, atleast explain why....otherwise, i might as well just call you a troll too.



[Edited on February 13, 2007 at 2:27 PM. Reason : d]

2/13/2007 2:21:32 PM

Today is not a good day to have a phone number that's apparently very close to that of a florist.

2/13/2007 2:24:43 PM

^ no kidding.

2/13/2007 2:26:51 PM

I learned not to wear high heels in the brickyard while its raining and slippery...especially if you're in a hurry and walking really really fast.

2/13/2007 2:27:54 PM

sex

2/13/2007 2:27:56 PM

Go to the gym a second time today or no?

2/13/2007 2:49:40 PM

I can't believe people don't handle this sort of stuff before marriage.

2/13/2007 3:11:13 PM

At first I was like "Buying clothes from Ralph Lauren?"

DEE DE DEEEEEEEE

2/13/2007 3:13:07 PM

when the assholes come out to play, they make sure there's no doubt as to who they are.

2/13/2007 3:43:47 PM

success!

2/13/2007 3:45:40 PM

soooo boooorrrred

2/13/2007 3:49:06 PM

gahhhh fuck this cold thing

2/13/2007 3:53:19 PM

for real

WORST TIME OF THE YEAR

thats a fact



i'm leaving early today to go home

2/13/2007 4:39:16 PM

i wanna go home!

2/13/2007 5:16:29 PM

i want you to go home with me!

[Edited on February 13, 2007 at 5:18 PM. Reason : it's a punctuation, bitches]

2/13/2007 5:17:44 PM

joshie poooooooo, i miss youuuuuuuuuu

hows hannah banana?

wow, thats a little too much rhyming

2/13/2007 5:19:18 PM

that "butterfly" feeling is so FUCKING AWESOME

2/13/2007 5:19:59 PM

how random and kinda fucked up

2/13/2007 5:25:55 PM

tired....

2/13/2007 5:29:18 PM

i think i saw squirt on the bus ealier

2/13/2007 5:33:46 PM

WE HAVE REACHED A SOLUTION

2/13/2007 5:34:11 PM

Mother of a box in the hole punch. Totally amazing. Secret Admire. Thanks for pretending to care. Wow. Some freak went through a lot of trouble for this. Right? Hahaha. You girls look great. So you're waiter. Boo. Gracey Face. It's my wedding tux still fits. You don't think I'm serious just try me. What was that about? Ding Dong.

What's that in your front yard? He's got a son in a drag show. Ring. Hello Andy. You took me out five years ago. Why didn't you call me? All the meats. I didn't do anything wrong. All the meats it is. Oh I'll give you some meat alright. Hey ready for a corn chip race? I didn't do anything wrong.

Papa's perfect pan. Clean it up. You're all about some meat girl. Wow you scared me. Do you want me to include a tip onto the card? Beverages. I don't know, nobody knows. You know what though? It would be rude not to take it right. Good news is we beat mom home.

Phone number? Going home this weekend. I wanna watch this show, I wanna know what happens. It's flashing. Because. Marinated chicken strips. woah. I became a cop because my doctors thought it would be a good idea to get out of the house. Rated R.

Your online order has been processed. Aproximately 30-40 minutes. How do you like them apples? I'm tired of thinking now.



OKAY BYE!!!



[Edited on February 13, 2007 at 7:14 PM. Reason : I didn't realize tha I was editing?]

2/13/2007 7:04:14 PM

what

no

no arrow

2/13/2007 7:05:00 PM

What are you laughing at now? Next. Okay. See. We're going to play. Most famous. Perhaps. Go ahead. It's for me, Johnny and Andy. We need a fourth body, and a van. Go have a good time. Hi. I'm glad you boys are here. What are you typing to? It is John?

The list of things more important than me. Might wanna open the door and listen. I'm kinda stuck here in the middle. Hahaha. Here's your card. Now the laughter continues online. Rated pg-13. Did you move this year? Lutheridg. I trust you complete. Another one reaches a turing point. But it's not. I need you to know. You're the man I want to want.

Just get it in there. You boys have done a beautiful job putting them together. NERD ALERT. Just drag it out to the trash. Her spoon collection. That's why we're doing this? Have you seen lee's behind? Type type type. The guilt.

Sick! Knock knock? Nothing is ever good enough. She's not my mother! It's OVER. 33% more free. Yesterday that would've worked.

2/13/2007 7:36:03 PM

padpadpad

2/13/2007 7:36:56 PM

It is immensely satisfying to put my foot all the way down on the pedal and hear that lovely growling rumble as I take the hell off.

2/13/2007 9:01:59 PM

The best thing about this is I could potentially get someone I dearly missed back into my life. My fingers are crossed and I'm ready to climb mountains.

2/13/2007 10:03:01 PM

my hair smells like smoke, and i should really wash it before i go to bed

but its raining outside, and rain puts me to sleep, and im tired and i want to go to bed right now


so of course ill stay up 2 more hours and not wash my hair and then pass out on it and feel sick tomorrow

2/13/2007 11:29:03 PM

WHERE'S MY UFO CARD???

hi Jess

hbd again

2/13/2007 11:29:30 PM

cook out or taco bell?

2/13/2007 11:30:05 PM

might i suggest the new taquito combo...certainly does not replace the cheesy gordita crunch but 'tis a good one

2/13/2007 11:30:52 PM

rock out with your cookout

2/13/2007 11:30:54 PM

cookout



God, why do I feel like this. Im never really in this kinda mood

2/13/2007 11:31:07 PM

heya steve, thanks darlin!

2/13/2007 11:33:35 PM

happy v'tines too @ that

got topper's on the way, sweet

2/13/2007 11:34:06 PM

hehe thanks! you too!

2/13/2007 11:35:43 PM

I love that I am cool enough not to give one shit about VDay

2/14/2007 1:10:58 AM

FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM

2/14/2007 1:11:53 AM

listen, I don't like the way you've been talking about my mom.

2/14/2007 1:19:46 AM