Quote :

"I'm eating grapes at the moment that I have not washed....I never wash the fruit that I eat There's that film of whatever on them, probably pesticide residue, but I still don't wash them. "

11/10/2010 9:22:32 PM

11/10/2010 9:28:06 PM

Quote :

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. "

11/10/2010 9:31:12 PM

I'm still waiting for one

11/10/2010 9:31:25 PM

Quote :

"This girl I bumped into a while back looked me up and emailed me her phone number (kinda but flattering at the same time...). She is a cute gal, but I was worried that she would be "interested" in me. I'm not looking for a relationship right now. We hung out tonight and I found out to my relief that she has a boyfriend and just wanted to make a new friend. "

11/10/2010 9:37:38 PM

^ likely story (about the "friend" part)

Quote :

"I always had a confession that I meant to send to ambrosia1231 sometime, because I don't really trust anyone else on here. Now I don't think I'll ever send it to anyone. "

11/10/2010 9:41:57 PM

I'm glad that I've never gotten an email from a random chick with a phone number in it

that's kind of fucking weird

(no offense)

11/10/2010 9:46:20 PM

Quote :

"I had a one night stand with this girl I met at a party a few years ago. We stayed at her place and the next morning, we woke up, had sex and afterward she brought me a bowl of cheerios with sliced up strawberries in it for breakfast. I still regret not returning her phone call the day after. Not because I think I would want to date her or anything, but that was just about one of the coolest things a girl could do is bring you breakfast in bed and I should have been nicer to such a sweet girl. "

11/10/2010 9:51:18 PM

someone who brings you breakfast in bed after a one night stand is probably a headcase

just sayin...

roles, people. know them.

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2010 10:00:43 PM

She obviously knew hers...

First thing in the morning and she heads straight for the kitchen to make me breakfast? A+++ imo.



[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:02 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2010 10:02:16 PM

true. but its a good thing he DIDNT call her because she sounds like she might have been clingy or crazy OR the coolest girl ever. one of the three

11/10/2010 10:03:34 PM

Quote :

"someone who brings you breakfast in bed after a one night stand is probably a headcase just sayin... roles, people. know them."

that really makes no sense. at all.

11/10/2010 10:03:53 PM

in my mind it does! not in a male's mind, i'm sure.

11/10/2010 10:05:50 PM

Reading this page from the bottom up I was thinking, "Maybe she just likes cooking. Some people are like that."

Then I realized it was a bowl of Cheerios. Is bringing someone a bowl of cheerios really clingy/creepy/weird? It's pouring two things in a bowl and spending like 4 seconds with a knife.

11/10/2010 10:08:28 PM

if i hooked up with someone (one night stand context) and they brought me breakfast in bed i'd kinda be weirded out. but that is just me. i guess for other people it is normal.

11/10/2010 10:11:35 PM

it's not a one night stand if she brings you breakfast

11/10/2010 10:13:30 PM

^ good call hahaha

and as i told the person who confessed that (hehe, cause they just confessed their confession to me...lolz) honest to god the first image that popped into my head was some girl bringing the dude cheerios and sitting at the foot of the bed watching him eat like "NOW YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE MEEEEEE"

but once i get past that mental image, i'm down.

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2010 10:15:01 PM

I mean it doesn't take anything away from it, it's just not a true one night stand anymore

the best are when you don't even get a name

11/10/2010 10:20:03 PM

I don't see anything wrong with Cheerios. Now, an omelette would be a different story.

11/10/2010 10:30:25 PM

if someone served me an omelet in bed after a one night stand i'd be pretty positive that i was going to be turned into a skin suit after i finished eating it. so i'd eat reallllllllllllll slow.

in other news, i may have a good anon follow-up story to post but i'm not sure if i'm allowed yet

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:33 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2010 10:32:42 PM

I don't think it's a big deal to feed someone you bwned a bowl of cereal. Not everyone slinks away the next morning in shame.

11/10/2010 10:37:32 PM

Kadwackle, you are projecting your crazy onto other people.

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:37 PM. Reason : f]

11/10/2010 10:37:40 PM

lol

Open for bidnass

11/10/2010 10:38:04 PM

^^hahahahaha

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:38 PM. Reason : dfa]

11/10/2010 10:38:05 PM

My diagnosis:

1) Totally ashamed about anything and everything sexual
2) Falls in love immediately after a meaningless fuck to rationalize giving up the vag
3) Clingy and crazy
4) Hates cereal and omelets

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:41 PM. Reason : f]

11/10/2010 10:41:07 PM

^^^ lol

11/10/2010 10:42:32 PM

^^ ITS NOT MEANINGLESS IF CHEERIOS ARE HANDED OUT OK

cheerios = <3

duh

and how am i the one falling in love after a meaningless fuck? i'm not the one handing out cheerios left and right. WITH fresh strawberries might i add. i'm the one telling you to get your stinky ass out of my bed and on home to your house to eat your own damn cereal. shame has absolutely nothing to do with anything here.

anyways I HAVE A CONFESSION TO POST that follows the cereal story and made me giggle a lot:

Quote :

"On a side note, I'm a bit lactose intolerant so after I ate the cereal, we layed around and talked some more, then she wanted to have sex again...I was all about it, but my stomach was becoming turbulent and I had to fart soooo bad. I went along with it and just finished off as soon as I could. I was clinching my butt cheeks the whole time so I wouldnt fart. Afterward we walked into the living room, and just before we sat down I let up my guard and I farted kind of loud. Luckily she didnt hear it, or at least pretended not to. I thought I was in the clear, but a few seconds later her roommate walked out and was all "oh my god, what is that smell?" home girl was all "well you know I cant smell period, so I dunno." The roommate then looked at me and i gave her a shrug of the shoulders and was all "I dont smell anything, whats it smell like?"...she replied with..."dirty ass" It's not my fault my i'm lactose intolerant and continue to have dairy...it's too tasty. "

[Edited on November 10, 2010 at 10:48 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2010 10:43:02 PM

Cheerios protect the heart!

But yea I've been fed after a one night stand.....and I'm not talking about being fed more cock you guys.

11/10/2010 10:46:58 PM

Quote :

"My freshman year of college, my roomie and I met a cute boy at Rocky Horror. We both liked him, brought him home, pushed our beds together and made out with/groped him. He started to act cocky, so we kicked him out just as clothes started to come off. Thank god it ended there. Years later, I found out he slept with one of my siblings. "

11/10/2010 11:03:01 PM

I think there are multiple definitions of one night stand being used ITT.

11/10/2010 11:03:54 PM

^^ that dudes balls have to be blue still

11/10/2010 11:15:10 PM

if someone has a confession...i'm open for business

11/11/2010 12:11:18 AM

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 12:27 AM. Reason : damnit...wrong thread]

11/11/2010 12:27:05 AM

hmmmm... that strawberries and cereal story sounds REALLY familiar....

11/11/2010 8:17:20 AM

Quote :

"someone who brings you breakfast in bed after a one night stand is probably a headcase just sayin... roles, people. know them"

That's ridiculous. If the one night stand is on the weekend, I almost always cook breakfast before the girl leaves. I'm a considerate hook-up...and a hungry one...I'm not waiting until she wakes up to eat. And I'm not a dick that's going to eat in front her without offering.

You don't have to be an asshole the next morning to make sure they don't "cling."

11/11/2010 8:25:38 AM

The last time I had a one night stand I got up and bounced as soon as it was done. Told the dude bye...and he actually came running after me asking me if he would ever see me again. I was like hopefully not.

11/11/2010 8:37:36 AM

I'm surprised she called you a day later, considering your stanky ass fart.

11/11/2010 9:02:45 AM

Quote :

"I think I may be sliding into a depression. Its been getting harder and harder to get out of bed in the morning. Today I woke up at 9am but didn't get out of bed until 1:30, and that was just because the dog was barking like crazy for awhile and I needed to see wtf was going on. Once I get up, I've been ok. Its just like I'm not looking forward to facing the day until I'm up and start to do something. This just sucks."

11/11/2010 2:11:45 PM

^^^ lol

11/11/2010 2:18:31 PM

I need a young priest and an old priest.

11/11/2010 2:26:13 PM

Quote :

"if i hooked up with someone (one night stand context) and they brought me breakfast in bed i'd kinda be weirded out. but that is just me. i guess for other people it is normal."

Agreed...the weirdness would be increased for me because I currently have no breakfast foods in the house other than some shitty food lion brand waffles, a box of honey nut cheerios that I haven't touched in a while, and some old powdered pancake mix that is a daily reminder of the poor decision to think that anything good could come from powder.

11/11/2010 2:27:54 PM

Quote :

"I know I could go make some cash and have fun teaching abroad, and the only reason I'm sticking around in the area is because of my dog."

11/11/2010 5:10:35 PM

Depending on the place American English teachers don't make much... Just enough to barely get by in the country... At least the places I looked.

11/11/2010 5:39:30 PM

confess to me

11/11/2010 9:34:56 PM

you're looking in the wrong place!^^ starting salaries for the jobs i was looking at were ~$60k/year + housing

[Edited on November 11, 2010 at 9:44 PM. Reason : wasn't looking @ teaching english though]

11/11/2010 9:44:01 PM

Open for confessions!

11/14/2010 6:57:37 PM

Quote :

"I once used my boyfriend's razor to shave my pubic hair. It is how I figured out the best razor for that task."

11/14/2010 7:03:39 PM

confessions?

11/14/2010 7:09:12 PM

I'll take some confessions

11/14/2010 7:10:27 PM

Open for business.

11/14/2010 7:11:24 PM