i kinda have a crush...on my new car

4/19/2009 9:26:51 PM

ahttp://www...

4/19/2009 9:45:19 PM

I am the fattest cow in the a pasture. I love Rice Krispie Treats covered with Dark Chocolate Dreams Peanut Butter.

4/19/2009 10:25:58 PM

gotta do the laundry before work tomorrow...oy vey

4/20/2009 2:41:00 AM

i love a trashy, raunchy lifetime movie!

4/20/2009 6:34:35 PM

I hate pot. I don't know why anyone would want to smoke it.

4/20/2009 6:38:15 PM

Secretly got a buzz the other day when a self-proclaimed grammar nazi ended a sentence with "[So-and-So] is exactly like I."

4/20/2009 6:38:58 PM

I hate alcohol and don't know why anyone would want to drink it.

4/20/2009 6:39:36 PM

I feel bad for people who don't drink... and the rest of that quote.

4/20/2009 6:40:45 PM

lol

I don't get others who think it's ok to judge people unless they're really bad people like cheaters. Cheaters should die in Hell but be alive when they arrive.

YA BOY

4/20/2009 6:49:17 PM

there was this really ugly, poorly-dressed guy in the help room today, with lots of pimples

he also had terrible breath

he also had a booger hanging out of his nose

I helped him on one problem, then I was like "I gotta go help somebody else, I can't spend all my time with one person" and then spent 25 minutes helping this girl so I wouldn't have to talk to/look at him

4/21/2009 8:14:28 PM

in july 2003 i bought like 10 boxers...the last one that held up through the years just ripped

4/22/2009 7:09:46 PM

i quit smoking 9 days ago. but i bummed a cigarette from my boss today.




and it was AMAZING.

4/22/2009 7:23:35 PM

I'm dipping about a tin a day and I can't stand it

4/22/2009 7:25:07 PM

I thought it was just the wings then our neighbor told us he gets the shits too when HE eats there and that he's seen the kitchen and it's . Guess that'll be our last time there... heh too bad that shit was fucking fantastic.

Oh and ^ chewing is about the nastiest fucking thing ever. Gross.

[Edited on April 22, 2009 at 9:24 PM. Reason : ee]

4/22/2009 9:23:34 PM

There's a lady who drives one of the wolfline buses. I think she usually drives the Greek Court route. She's got this white-ish highlight in her hair. I find her strangely attractive.

4/22/2009 10:04:42 PM

I cry whenever I see a funeral procession on the road.

4/22/2009 10:13:04 PM

^^

4/22/2009 10:14:25 PM

^Is that your mom or something?

4/22/2009 10:23:32 PM

I fucking hate when I go on Facebook and people try to chat with me
such a fucking waste of time

4/22/2009 10:25:34 PM

1) I just don't know anymore, and I'm about ready to be done with it.
2) I wish you'd just act normal around me and let down your guard; I'm looking for friendship, not an awkward minefield buddy.

4/22/2009 10:34:13 PM

^i'll work on it. i'm not really one for being defenseless though. its not that i don't love you as a friend... I just am afraid i may want more and i don't want to make the situation any harder for you. please forgive me lisa for my behavior. I will try to do better

4/22/2009 10:37:31 PM

*sigh* Fine. I'll forgive you. Again. Try harder next time.

4/22/2009 10:40:38 PM

Not sad about those circumstances at all, which surprised me a little bit, but I think it's funny and A WIN!!!

BAI BAI SHACKLES

4/22/2009 10:51:13 PM

bowties make me giggle

4/22/2009 10:52:42 PM

my penis is rather smaller than I would wish it to be

4/22/2009 10:53:53 PM

^ a small penis would make your gf/whoever feel like shes a porn star b/c she could take the whole length and be all "deep throat"

4/22/2009 10:55:05 PM

that's looking on the bright side

4/22/2009 10:55:52 PM

^ haha yea

4/22/2009 10:56:44 PM

i feel your pain jeff... i feel your pain...

4/22/2009 10:57:38 PM

i turned down a job offer today.

4/22/2009 10:59:31 PM

How small is a small penis per se?

4/22/2009 11:00:42 PM

I'm not gonna post the dimensions of my dick on TWW

4/22/2009 11:07:25 PM

3x3

4/22/2009 11:08:34 PM

haha Isn't there some line on motion of the ocean or some crap??

4/22/2009 11:10:39 PM

a 3x3 penis would be funny to look at

4/22/2009 11:15:50 PM

if the motion is too much it breaks the dingy

4/22/2009 11:16:13 PM

well put sir.

4/22/2009 11:23:20 PM

i'm watching amadeus right now

4/22/2009 11:25:37 PM

It bugs me that he is jealous, but it's also nice to have somebody care enough to be that way.

4/23/2009 7:19:38 AM

im the most unlucky person ever

4/23/2009 9:19:23 AM

i came into this thread thinking i clicked on the 'what are you thinking about now' thread

4/23/2009 9:20:33 AM

^ I suppose they're loosely related

4/23/2009 10:14:21 AM

I fucking love penguins

4/23/2009 9:37:26 PM

we both know what i'm up to
i think

4/23/2009 9:40:14 PM

i purposely misused the italics tag

4/28/2009 12:35:41 AM

I was looking at an erotic photography site, and they had a handicapped section.

I actually felt bad laughing at the people in the pictures.

4/29/2009 11:45:26 PM

haha god this swine flu thing is such bs

4/29/2009 11:46:10 PM

I'll laugh at damn near anything
and I never feel bad about it

4/29/2009 11:54:40 PM

well damn

4/30/2009 12:02:59 AM