I spent valuable time on here that could have been used for studying for my finals tomorrow. On that same note, I'm pretty sure I'm about to get paid in rape dollars within 8 hours.

[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 12:06 AM. Reason : oh, and p. 146]

4/30/2009 12:05:55 AM

meatball sub for dinner

[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 2:31 AM. Reason : .]

4/30/2009 2:07:49 AM

i'm gonna do that one thing i said i would never do again
and i might do it two or three times

4/30/2009 4:23:03 AM

pathetic

[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 4:48 PM. Reason : ;-(]

4/30/2009 4:40:37 PM

I'm reading this fairly romantic novel and it makes me think of someone I already have and not what could be. That makes me feel so blessed because I never thought I'd be that lucky.

4/30/2009 5:34:06 PM

I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today... the girl that's driving me mad is going away.

4/30/2009 6:45:40 PM

I'm taking weightlifting this summer, and I'm terrified of how out-of-place I'm going to feel.

4/30/2009 7:46:17 PM

you'll be surprised. i took it freshman year..only like 1 or 2 ppl in there regularly lifted weights. probably 1/4 had never worked out.

4/30/2009 7:54:33 PM

you'll be fine christine.

4/30/2009 7:59:40 PM

^^, ^ That's what I know, but it's not what I worry about

4/30/2009 8:31:14 PM

yes they will be looking at your boobs. but you won't feel that singled out. don't worry.

4/30/2009 8:39:36 PM

I just spent 3 hours (no shit) writing up a proof that had a glaring hole in the fifth line

back to square one, and the take-home is due tomorrow

arggh

4/30/2009 10:54:51 PM

ambrosia's worried people might have spottings of the loch ness monster when she's around... causing chaos and news outlets to blow up with pictures of an image with a blob.

[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 11:05 PM. Reason : x]

4/30/2009 10:58:19 PM

Quote :

"I'm taking weightlifting this summer"

I took it this past semester...its awesome. there were only two other girls in my class other than me and it was still reall fun! i hope you have Bechtolt

4/30/2009 11:02:28 PM

What do they teach you? How to properly lift weights? Muscle groups? How to target each muscle group? How to add variety? How to know when to increase the weight?

I mean, is it like personal training for beginners...

4/30/2009 11:04:18 PM

Sometimes I think my friends don't actually like me.

4/30/2009 11:06:05 PM

whats not to like?

4/30/2009 11:06:36 PM

give them blowjobs.. they'll like you then

4/30/2009 11:07:13 PM

Quote :

"I took it this past semester...its awesome. there were only two other girls in my class other than me and it was still reall fun! i hope you have Bechtolt "

I have it with Rex Smith.
A girl I know works in the PE dept, and is soooooooooooooo (without reason) insecure, and she says he's awesome and who got her into working out, so this time, her input was helpful

4/30/2009 11:19:06 PM

not so sure how itll work out.

4/30/2009 11:27:32 PM

i'm chilling outside in a tank top and basketball shorts

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 12:09 AM. Reason : darinkin a bur]

5/1/2009 12:08:56 AM

I had another dream last night where I was able to suck my own dick

5/1/2009 2:11:03 AM

dude i think i had a dream like that too the other day!

5/1/2009 2:12:27 AM

yeah, I have 'em at least 5-6 times a year

5/1/2009 2:36:55 AM

it was my first one

5/1/2009 2:37:27 AM

I had a dream a few weeks ago, where I was having amazing sex with this unbelievably hot girl. The whole dream I was thinking "this is an amazing dream, im so out of my league".

I met this girl earlier this week, she is a new cashier in our cafeteria.

5/1/2009 4:51:44 AM

you should really try to fuck her

just to see if her boobs and vagina tally up with what you saw in the dream

5/1/2009 12:20:28 PM

Don't forget, if she's asian, that vag-piece is sideways.

5/1/2009 12:21:48 PM

45 degrees off TDC if she's half asian

5/1/2009 12:22:56 PM

I want to club whoever stole my bike, he's a bastard

5/1/2009 12:26:52 PM

last night i walked up on my girl having what looked like the most awesome sex

5/1/2009 1:58:46 PM

I just spent 28 days in rehab for alcohol, cocaine and opiates. now I have to move in to a halfway house and start being a productive member of society. this sucks.

5/1/2009 3:34:50 PM

aww

*hugs*

5/1/2009 3:55:43 PM

I just saw this Asian couple at Wal-Mart buying a rice cooker

I tried to take a picture with my phone, but as I was aiming it I saw the Asian lady looking at me through the camera, so I looked up and she was still looking at me, kinda confused and offended, like "wtf"

so I put my phone away and looked in the other direction until they were done buying their rice cooker

5/2/2009 2:22:11 AM

hope thats troll bait

[Edited on May 2, 2009 at 2:25 AM. Reason : ^^^dude...man i mean damn dude]

5/2/2009 2:23:00 AM

nope

5/2/2009 2:24:57 AM

did you see colters confession??

5/2/2009 2:25:36 AM

yeah, I see..am dumbass

5/2/2009 2:26:32 AM

I'm drunk

5/2/2009 2:27:32 AM

last night i ate a strip of bacon off the waffle house floor

5/3/2009 10:55:31 PM

i like cookies

5/3/2009 10:59:49 PM

I do commissioned work better than original.

5/3/2009 11:42:07 PM

^^^

5/3/2009 11:51:52 PM

i so have an e-crush on Jen

5/4/2009 12:06:33 AM

i hope i don't die tomorrow

5/4/2009 12:09:09 AM

why would you die tomorrow?

5/4/2009 12:09:30 AM

various reasons.

but, generally speaking, no one really wants to die tomorrow.

5/4/2009 12:10:10 AM

GET CRUNK!

5/4/2009 12:10:53 AM

as good as that idea sounds, i think that would actually increase my chances of dying tomorrow considerably

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 12:11 AM. Reason : afterwards, assuming i do not in fact die, crunkage will be achieved]

5/4/2009 12:11:27 AM

crunk doesnt mean drinking


whitey

5/4/2009 12:12:01 AM