I live my life like I'm going to die tomorrow. It keeps me more goal-oriented, actually.

5/4/2009 12:12:26 AM

ah, because today is a good day to die.

5/4/2009 12:12:50 AM

Kablagh!

5/4/2009 12:14:26 AM

i use to hate youtube so much

5/4/2009 1:25:41 AM

I dislike people that don't know the difference between use and used.

5/4/2009 1:28:56 AM

i dislike people who are mean on tww

5/4/2009 1:29:24 AM

yewst?

i yewst to hate youtube so much?

surely this can't be right

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 1:30 AM. Reason : ^^]

5/4/2009 1:30:34 AM

sometimes I can't help respecting/liking certain people whom I shouldn't respect/like

for example, Adolf Hitler
or this fella Richard Kuklinski who was a mafia hitman

5/4/2009 1:36:21 AM

serial killers stories make interesting reads. i can relate

5/4/2009 8:49:39 AM

we received gifts from 80+ people at our wedding in May 2008

i never sent a single Thank You card

5/4/2009 1:41:04 PM

i was going to do the dishes

but then i got high

5/4/2009 3:09:26 PM

i floss my teeth when i drive

5/4/2009 3:10:36 PM

^^^ OMG! that is a good one (confession).

i'm writing thank you notes now (for a funeral, though) and it is tedious. i write like 2 and then i'm like "i'm bored"

5/4/2009 3:12:51 PM

Quote :

"OMG! that is a good one (confession)."

no it's terrible, and i can't believe i admitted that
it's not that i didn't care. i seriously bought cute TY notes and stamps and everything! but i'm lazy.

5/4/2009 3:14:08 PM

thats pretty rude actually

you know, you could still send them out and save some face. i think the "allowed" window is 1 year

if i sent a gift to your wedding and got no thank you note, i'd be sure to ignore forthcoming birth announcements and baby showers

but thats just me

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 3:17 PM. Reason : kdjfkds]

5/4/2009 3:16:57 PM

I jerked off in public once. True story. I was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so I decide it's all over and whip it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from me and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

5/4/2009 3:17:42 PM

^^ i know. this is how i was raised too. my mom hated people that didn't send thank you cards.

^^^ well it was a juicy confession, at least

5/4/2009 3:20:02 PM

Quote :

"thats pretty rude actually you know, you could still send them out and save some face. i think the "allowed" window is 1 year if i sent a gift to your wedding and got no thank you note, i'd be sure to ignore forthcoming birth announcements and baby showers but thats just me"

my anniversary is this sunday

besides, at this point, to get a thank you note for a wedding you attended a year ago - pssh that would just remind them that they sent a gift and didn't get a TY note. seriously, everyone has forgotten by now.

and we aren't having kids, so i'm good on the whole baby shower front

i know it was rude, i feel horrible for it, but weeks turned into months and before you know it...it's been a year. if i could take it back i would, but i can't. no sense crying over spilled milk.

this is confessions thread, not judgement thread. pls don't judge me.

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2009 3:20:21 PM

^^^ Well did you cum or what?

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : *]

5/4/2009 3:20:50 PM

o he came aight!

5/4/2009 3:21:21 PM

Jesus *Christ*, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!

5/4/2009 3:21:28 PM

i don't like it when people say "we" when referring to a sports team that they were never a part of - the only exception is when it's a college team and the person went to the school and even then it's a stretch

Quote :

"everyone has forgotten by now."

heh people haven't forgotten - we got a thank you note for a wedding we went to about 8 or 9 months after the event and i was happy it finally came

we knew them as the no thank you ppl - i don't think people care as much though unless they've had to write them before and know how much it sucks (or had to hear about how much it sucks from your wife) - why do you get to skip out

5/4/2009 3:22:46 PM

I hate thank you notes, they hit the trash as soon as i see them.

5/4/2009 3:24:53 PM

a friend of mine got married 3 weeks before me. i got her ty card sometime in february - so about 10 months after-the-fact.

1) i had forgotten i even went to her wedding, let alone gave her a gift
2) i kinda laughed bc if she had never sent me the ty card then i'd have forgotten permanently
3) i kinda bc i knew that others were getting their ty cards 10 months later and that really does look bad IMO

if you don't do 'em inside of two months, just don't bother

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 3:27 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2009 3:27:08 PM

i have a bulb that is pissing me off...

5/4/2009 3:29:27 PM

^^No, do them.
Better late than never.
It's less rude to do them very late than to not do them at all.

5/4/2009 3:46:58 PM

my confession is that i am desperately trying to leave my job. i hate my boss, i hate the work that i do, and i hate the work environment i'm in.

5/4/2009 8:16:38 PM

sometimes I get really depressed and want to die

like right now

5/4/2009 10:10:37 PM

I've only got two grades in so far, but they've been better than I figured they would be. Somehow I'm no longer worried about how the rest of my grades will turn out.

5/4/2009 10:37:10 PM

the other day i took a shit in the woods next to some creek cause i couldnt hold it anymore

5/4/2009 10:40:39 PM

^^^ uhhh, wtf?

do we need to have a talk young lady?

5/4/2009 10:43:55 PM

no I just need to stop stressing out

I'm sure I'll be fine once the week is over

5/4/2009 10:47:24 PM

5/4/2009 10:48:06 PM

seriously. by all accounts you're a pretty awesome individual so no reason for you to feel less than such

5/4/2009 10:48:14 PM

grad school finals + money problems = STRESS

plus I need more beer

5/4/2009 10:50:45 PM

don't get stressed out
look at it as a storm before the calm
things ALWAYS get better.

I've sent you a PM, because I care greatly about you. Feel free to read it....it's pretty sexy.

5/4/2009 10:53:00 PM

i suck at watching tv shows online

5/4/2009 10:53:51 PM

Quote :

"it's pretty sexy"

wow he wasn't lying. /jizzinmypants

5/4/2009 10:54:27 PM

Quote :

"things ALWAYS get better. "

i don't believe this!! (that is my confession)

but yay positivity!

5/4/2009 10:54:51 PM

oh goddamn autofill....I swear to God, I've sent about 7 misguided PMs this month....and it's only the 4th

5/4/2009 10:55:38 PM

My aunt (by marriage) never sent thank you notes for her wedding. The next Christmas my grandmother gave her thank you notes and an Emily Post etiquette book.

She left crying from the room.


No offense, but people notice not getting thank you notes. People can spend serious cash on wedding presents, least one can do is write thank you notes, imho.

5/4/2009 11:01:21 PM

Damn. If anyone spends more than a McChicken from the dollar menu on me I'd be their friend for life.

5/4/2009 11:02:59 PM

^^sounds like bad manners on both ends to me

no offense to you grandmother.

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:09 PM. Reason : asdf]

5/4/2009 11:03:21 PM

another thing with TY notes is that, especially at big weddings, when you just leave the present on the table, you never know if they got it.

well i mean they probably got it but the card could have fallen off and then they wouldn't know it was from you. i thought this happened once, but then i got a thank you note. i was just scared they didn't get the present or the card got lost and they were sitting there wondering "why is katherine such a bitch she didn't even buy us a present"

5/4/2009 11:03:34 PM

oh my grandmother can be a tough bitch, and a stickler for etiquette.

My mom got pregnant at 19 and got married to my dad. My grandparents didn't go to the wedding and didn't meet my sister til she was 5 I think.


And she probably doesn't regret it.

5/4/2009 11:06:12 PM

dude i'm sorry i ever posted my confession

jesus

bye bye confessions thread

5/4/2009 11:09:34 PM

I want to marry a Manning.

Probably won't happen though.

5/4/2009 11:15:28 PM

Maybe the gimp brother who can't play football due to heart troubles is single?

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ......]

5/4/2009 11:16:36 PM

Haha yes!


If I could spend holidays with Peyton, I'd marry a 2nd cousin!

5/4/2009 11:20:30 PM

The President/CEO of my company is personal friends with Peyton and Ashley Manning. They met in a poker game years ago.

I was all when I realized he was in a poker game with Petyon Manning. Can you imagine how big the pot must have been?

5/4/2009 11:23:36 PM