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11/21/2010 11:04:36 PM

I'll take one, but it has to be good

11/21/2010 11:08:25 PM

I'll take one, and it can be bad.

11/21/2010 11:09:22 PM

I'll take one, and it can be ugly.

11/21/2010 11:11:07 PM

^^^, ^^, ^ that's what she said

11/21/2010 11:33:49 PM

Quote :

"I could really use a special someone right now but I feel terrible about myself all the time and I don't know how I could begin a friendship with someone at the moment. "

I feel I have gotten this confession from someone else, recently. hmmmm

11/22/2010 9:14:32 AM

Quote :

"I hate my dad and I will never live up to the expectations people have of me. People look up to me for guidance, and sometimes I just want to go home, tap-dance, and go to bed. But I can't, because I have a reputation to uphold."

11/22/2010 4:20:23 PM

more confessions, yo

Quote :

"I'm in love with someone who is not my girlfriend. "

[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/22/2010 4:23:20 PM

I'll take some confessions.

11/22/2010 4:50:12 PM

Quote :

"I can't really walk on water. "

if i could give up the name of the confessor this would make more sense

11/22/2010 6:11:02 PM

If it's G.O.D it may be amusing.

11/22/2010 6:12:27 PM

not me, but I can swim really well.

11/22/2010 6:14:03 PM

Funny the first time not the second.

11/22/2010 6:17:09 PM

more confessions, kids

11/22/2010 6:33:40 PM

Quote :

"My legacy has been slightly overstated"

11/22/2010 6:54:29 PM

Quote :

"generally speaking, i'm a really nice guy (or, at least, i think i am). i can get along with pretty much anybody, even if i don't particularly like you. there are some people, though, that i just don't want to hang out with under any circumstances. i'm too much of a pussy to tell them that to their face, however, so i make up lame excuses. none of them ever seem to get the hint, and some of them are starting to get a little creepy (e.g. coming by my house to see if i actually was home or not, etc.). in related news, i have absolutely no idea why there are so many people that want to hang out with me, much less why some of those people would resort such drastic measures to do so. i'm not that great. "

11/22/2010 7:36:07 PM

Quote :

"new rock bottom just had my heart shattered. again. so I looked for rebounds on craigslist. next level of rock bottom will be actually responding to an ad I'm too young for this bullshit"

11/22/2010 7:44:20 PM

Quote :

"I was eating my girl out while I had a cold, and I accidentally sneezed into her butthole. She liked it."

11/22/2010 8:36:34 PM

Quote :

"PackPrincess reminds me of the character Jenny Cavalleri (played by Ali MacGraw) in the movie Love Story. "

boring

11/22/2010 8:56:09 PM

to me, confess.

11/22/2010 8:57:01 PM

I'm ok with this.

11/22/2010 9:12:16 PM

A confession would cheer me up

11/22/2010 9:14:36 PM

Quote :

"My legacy has been slightly overstated"

Enough is enough.

11/22/2010 9:17:35 PM

Quote :

"I don't know who my biological father is"

11/22/2010 9:25:39 PM

Quote :

"I don't know who my biological father is "

11/22/2010 9:32:16 PM

Hey yeah its funny, when we mock Christ right? Hilarious, but sometimes we take it to far.


Especially when your just a lurker.

Quote :

"Username : JesusHChrist Currently Online? : Yes"

Jokes over bro.

11/22/2010 9:32:27 PM

I love mocking christ

11/22/2010 9:40:11 PM

Least you didn't create a name solely to do just that.

11/22/2010 9:43:02 PM

who would be cruel enough to create a name simply to mock another human being? especially on tww. it just doesn't add up!

11/22/2010 9:59:49 PM

Quote :

"I know of at least one TWWer who keeps checking out my OKCupid profile They are cute!"

11/22/2010 10:32:24 PM

Quote :

"i have seriously thought about deleting melanndelyn as a friend on facebook because i'm sick of reading about her damn wedding i went the nicer route and blocked her on my newsfeed instead "

11/22/2010 11:38:39 PM

Quote :

"Re: biodad confession I didn't meet mine until I was 23. It's good to close the book on it (I now know where I get a lot of my features) but meeting him didn't change anything about my relationship with my dad who raised me."

11/22/2010 11:42:20 PM

I've not gotten anything yet. I'm looking forward to some confessions

11/23/2010 9:17:20 AM

always an entertaining thread

11/23/2010 9:36:33 AM

Quote :

"Subject : CONFESSION I'm normally a very chill person, but lately I've been more likely to get angry and distrustful of other people"

11/23/2010 11:50:32 AM

Quote :

"I feel like I'm becoming more and more like my father every day. Sometimes, it feels like we're the same person "

my first confession

11/23/2010 7:07:39 PM

^is that your own or did someone PM you????

11/23/2010 7:08:17 PM

confessions, please!

11/23/2010 7:13:51 PM

^^ haha, someone PMd me.

I guess I could see it that way too, but I've read the thread since the beginning so I know how this works It's just the first time someone has PMd me with a confession to post here.

[Edited on November 23, 2010 at 7:15 PM. Reason : ]

11/23/2010 7:14:53 PM

^yeah, figured, just thought I would clarify.

11/23/2010 7:17:58 PM

I received this one:

Quote :

" I'm very self conscious about my skills as a carpenter "

11/23/2010 7:36:20 PM

Send me a confession.

11/23/2010 9:58:22 PM

^^ i got that one too and refused to post it haha

11/23/2010 10:00:02 PM

Quote :

"I've masturbated to my own high school yearbook photo "

11/23/2010 10:11:37 PM

Quote :

"i just bought a playboy because i saw the name of a girl i dated a few times (unfortunately, nothing ever happened between us). i realized that the name probably wasn't real, and i didn't think the chick i dated would ever pose nude...but damn, i was hoping! so no, it wasn't her. but oddly enough, they both had strawberry blonde hair..."

11/23/2010 10:15:11 PM

I sure would like a confession right about now.

11/23/2010 10:23:29 PM

Quote :

"I feel like I don't know who I can trust anymore. My life has been a mix of highs and lows, and recently, I feel like my own friends are looking me the wrong way. I'd say I have had about 12 good friends throughout my life, but one of them has been acting very suspicious lately, and I think it's only a matter of time before he betrays me. "

11/23/2010 10:27:58 PM

Quote :

"in college Playboy wanted me to be in the ACC edition. I declined. "

awesome.

11/23/2010 10:48:04 PM

Quote :

"I think my personality is too strong to ever find someone that I am able to spend the rest of my life with. Either I'd get bored of them or they would feel overwhelmed by me. "

11/23/2010 10:53:21 PM

Quote :

"I'm batman. "

11/23/2010 11:54:35 PM