Goddamnit. I knew I shouldn't have read through that.

7/14/2014 11:36:34 PM

For 149

For the feels

https://imgur.com/gallery/w3vlh

[Edited on July 14, 2014 at 11:38 PM. Reason : so much fuck]

7/14/2014 11:38:05 PM

7/14/2014 11:51:58 PM

I think I'm dead inside. All I felt was mildly irritated with this person who typed all that shit up in the first person.

7/15/2014 8:37:25 AM

the dog got better, right?

7/15/2014 8:39:31 AM

http://youtu.be/Jcgocl4gm-g

7/16/2014 12:58:23 AM

7/16/2014 4:10:32 PM

hot and awesome

7/17/2014 11:29:09 AM

BEAST

7/17/2014 12:47:37 PM

7/18/2014 12:52:51 PM

disqualified for using hand tack/stickum

7/18/2014 1:36:13 PM

That's been my least favorite of what he's put out this week.

7/18/2014 1:40:43 PM

http://youtu.be/M7kQ3iKbU7M?t=2m27s

farm equipment ad

7/21/2014 7:31:22 AM

7/23/2014 11:28:09 AM

7/23/2014 7:28:57 PM

When's the next flight to Denmark?!

http://video-battle.com/video/terrifying-free-fall-drop-ride

I would like to do it face down as well.

7/24/2014 7:25:50 AM

I did your mom face down

7/24/2014 8:55:25 AM

Constipation, from the excrement's POV

http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/leave-it-laxative-brand-make-years-most-uncomfortable-ad-159010

7/24/2014 7:54:19 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-story-behind-we-still-coming

7/25/2014 9:36:24 PM

^ AHAHAHAHA

7/25/2014 9:44:50 PM

LOL

I love this pic



[Edited on July 25, 2014 at 10:04 PM. Reason : ]

7/25/2014 10:00:19 PM

7/26/2014 2:17:49 AM

Multiple servings of whoopass!

http://www.click2houston.com/news/gas-station-clerk-with-mma-training-surprises-thieves/27155936

Quote :

"A southside convenience store clerk turned the tables on a pair of accused robbers on July 10 on South Wayside near Interstate 45. Mayura Dissanyake works at a Fuel Depot, but he's also a semi-professional mixed martial arts fighter. He was behind the counter when he noticed his co-worker returning to the store after a run to the bank. Dissanyake saw two men jump out of an SUV and attack his co-worker. They were trying to grab the bank bag he was carrying. He saw two men jump out of an SUV and attack his co-worker, trying to grab the bank bag he was carrying. The stores surveillance cameras were recording as Dissanayake ran outside and kicked one of the alleged robbers in the face."

7/26/2014 12:46:22 PM

7/26/2014 3:52:03 PM

^ I can see the pixels

7/27/2014 12:33:35 PM

This Guy:

http://www.colinfurze.com/

7/28/2014 12:21:47 AM

I was not aware that fat people could not jump

7/28/2014 3:06:54 PM

Quote :

"Multiple servings of whoopass! http://www.click2houston.com/news/gas-station-clerk-with-mma-training-surprises-thieves/27155936 Quote : "A southside convenience store clerk turned the tables on a pair of accused robbers on July 10 on South Wayside near Interstate 45. Mayura Dissanyake works at a Fuel Depot, but he's also a semi-professional mixed martial arts fighter. He was behind the counter when he noticed his co-worker returning to the store after a run to the bank. Dissanyake saw two men jump out of an SUV and attack his co-worker. They were trying to grab the bank bag he was carrying. He saw two men jump out of an SUV and attack his co-worker, trying to grab the bank bag he was carrying. The stores surveillance cameras were recording as Dissanayake ran outside and kicked one of the alleged robbers in the face." "

Good thing the perps were not carrying guns, that could have gone really bad.


Regardless, that motherfucker was laying some waste.

7/28/2014 3:32:22 PM

first punch just about corkscrewed that guy into the ground lmao

7/28/2014 3:45:14 PM

That store clerk/MMA champ video is the best thing ever.

Pretty sad though that he was a champ in his country and here he apparently was not able to continue with it and is working as a store clerk.

7/28/2014 11:58:12 PM

7/29/2014 10:53:02 AM

7/29/2014 10:55:02 AM

7/29/2014 3:35:14 PM

7/29/2014 5:37:23 PM

7/29/2014 5:42:55 PM

7/29/2014 10:17:09 PM

While the article is offensive in some areas (as expected from a right-wing publication), it does a good job of calling out those who seek the cachet of intellectualism without the substance: http://go.galegroup.com/ps/i.do?id=GALE%7CA374101262&v=2.1&u=mnauduluth&it=r&p=AONE&sw=w&asid=349442b0166532109134e1c63181f704

7/30/2014 2:29:33 AM

sweet fuck you never stop do you

7/30/2014 6:14:11 AM

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/7/28/5945925/acc-fitness-advice

7/30/2014 9:44:34 AM

Dammit synapse beat me to it

7/30/2014 9:49:54 AM

^ DMX?

7/30/2014 10:22:43 AM

7/30/2014 4:13:31 PM

The guy at 3:26 or so looks like he had a bad time.

7/30/2014 5:53:07 PM

I think a good percentage of those dudes got fucked up....mostly the waterfall guys.

7/30/2014 10:52:12 PM

dolphin masturbating with a headless fish: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U

7/31/2014 3:08:58 PM

how is that the best thing you've seen online?

[Edited on July 31, 2014 at 8:16 PM. Reason : ]

7/31/2014 8:16:03 PM

8/1/2014 12:22:48 PM

LOLOLOL

8/1/2014 1:54:03 PM

^^^^ OMG OLD
http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=522797&page=108#15974388

8/1/2014 1:59:09 PM

8/1/2014 9:54:25 PM