Quote :

"The pole up that man's ass has a pole up it's ass. ^That's for you, Smath74 "

eh? what was that for?

4/26/2002 12:29:05 AM

"lisa where is christmas?"

5/6/2002 6:38:11 PM

don't know if this has been posted, but anyway

Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair
Union contract..."

Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"

Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"

Homer's Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"

Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's
the harm?"

Homer's Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"

Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows,
*Friendly Laugh*

Homer's Brain : "Arggh!"

Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor
shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,
but the answer is no!

[Edited on May 10, 2002 at 5:24 PM. Reason : arr]

5/10/2002 5:23:52 PM

homer on megaphone: "Bart? This is your father! Do you know... where the remote is?"

at the steel mill: "we work hard, we play hard!" (disco ball comes down)


<-ZiP->

5/12/2002 9:19:43 AM

5/12/2002 11:32:56 AM

Homer explaining the birds and the bees to Bart.

Homer: "Bart, women are like beer, their round and cold and refreshing. And once you have one beer, all you can think about is more beer..."

Ten beers later: "So I says to Larry, if you want this hat your going to have to come out here and get it..."

5/12/2002 8:04:59 PM

bart and homer roll bowling balls full of beer down an alley into an intricate system of pipes leading to moe's during prohibition in springfield.

Bart: aw rats, another gutter ball. gee homer, you sure do suck tonight.

Homer: yea, suck like a fox.

Both: hehehehehe.

5/12/2002 8:35:56 PM

Homer (calling Mr. Burns): "Hello, Mr. Burns, this your mother, I just wanted to say that I hate you and you are a bad sun."

Smithers: "Mrs. Burns is 108 years old and she does not call her son Mr. Burns."

[Edited on May 12, 2002 at 8:55 PM. Reason : /]

5/12/2002 8:49:32 PM

Now its time for us to see what we all came here for... Hardcore nudity.

5/12/2002 8:56:24 PM

hey lou.....check out that parking job

heh hey......sweeet!

5/14/2002 2:52:20 AM

Skinner: One card table for sale, leg missing, top badly scratched, otherwise fine, one dollar or best offer.

5/14/2002 2:39:42 PM

hawaii? who's going to hawaii? am i going to hawaii? ~ homer

5/14/2002 2:49:20 PM

The idea that the Beer Baron could operate under my very nose is laughable...

*sputter sputter, chort, wheeze*

Well, you all know what laughter sounds like.

5/14/2002 3:01:41 PM

all new simpsons at 8:00pm 5/22/02

how you have another new episode after your season finale is beyond me, but whatever

5/20/2002 4:16:49 PM

^^^ snpp.com says that yesterday's was considered the season finale because that's when the ratings period ended

5/20/2002 4:25:24 PM

cool beans

5/20/2002 4:33:49 PM

Don't know if it's been posted. I'm too lazy to read em all.

Every time I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain, like the time I took that home wine making course and foregot how to drive.

5/20/2002 9:28:36 PM

they actually have a segway in the latest episode

5/22/2002 8:53:35 PM

If the episode tonight had been the last, they would have walked away on top, it was the best of the year.

5/23/2002 12:35:38 AM

Homer: Oh Lisa you and your stories. Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building thingy where our beds and TV is.

LOL j_sun, that one you posted on this page is great!

[Edited on May 28, 2002 at 7:48 PM. Reason : foo]

5/28/2002 7:45:41 PM

Groundskeeper Willy: "AAAGGHH I Warned yeuou Skinner!.....That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!!!"

5/29/2002 6:42:57 PM

Bart: Ha ha. You're gonna be Lisa Flanders!

Lisa: You're gonna be Bart Flanders!

Bart: AHHHHH!!!

6/3/2002 9:59:17 PM

Lisa (as Joan of Arc): God told me to lead the French to victory.

Homer: What was that?

Lisa: Victory.

Homer: Lisa we're French, we don't have a word for victory.

6/3/2002 11:48:31 PM

homer working at home on a computer:

Any key where's the Any key?

I'm thirsty, I think I'll order a Tab

6/4/2002 5:05:06 AM

Some days, we never let the line move at all.

We call those weekdays!!!

6/14/2002 6:34:46 PM

oh look, a pony-wiggum

6/16/2002 3:26:17 AM

Homer: Where's Bart? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

6/21/2002 8:59:19 PM

"grandpa, do you think i could have been a flying hell-fish?"

"your a tough young kid with a fourth grade education......you coulda made sergeant"

6/26/2002 4:54:13 PM

[german accent]Get a room, funboys![/german accent]

6/26/2002 7:41:32 PM

ya ya HEY vatch zah CD changah in das trunk Ya!!!!!

6/27/2002 12:12:35 AM

"let the bears pay the bear tax, i pay the homer tax"

"you mean home owner tax"

7/2/2002 2:43:40 PM

Some character: Come on, you only live once!
Apu: Speak for yourself

7/2/2002 2:52:24 PM

Blackjack Dealer: 19
Homer: Hit me
Blackjack Dealer: 20
Homer: Hit me
Blackjack Dealer: 21
Homer: Hit me
Blackjack Dealer: 22
Homer: D'oh!

7/8/2002 9:39:59 PM

"Can I borrow a feeling?"

7/8/2002 10:27:07 PM

Otto: "Hey man remember that time i dropped my car keys and you thought it was the phone ringing?"

Homer: "Ha ha ha oh yeah....get out!"

7/8/2002 11:14:18 PM

"Who needs the quicky mart..."

7/8/2002 11:18:05 PM

"lets throw a bricky mart..."

7/8/2002 11:23:15 PM

What gave me away, was it the glayvin?

7/9/2002 12:21:02 AM

Marge: Thats not god, its a waffle stuck to the ceiling

Homer: Pulls waffle from ceiling and eats it Mmmmmm Sacrilious (sp?)

7/9/2002 2:40:32 AM

Quote :

"Sacrilious (sp?)"

My guess is "Sacrilicious"

7/9/2002 3:27:04 AM

It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason.

[Edited on July 16, 2002 at 9:57 PM. Reason : foo]

7/16/2002 9:57:40 PM

his best friend is a talking pie.

7/17/2002 12:05:41 AM

"So I can Staple it to homer's bog fat butt!"

7/18/2002 4:15:22 AM

"Well, I probably should let you go, but the lads, they have a different idea, and they've been drinkin' all day"- Willy

7/24/2002 12:45:04 AM

From yesterday's episode:

Mr. Burns: "Family, religion, friends. These are the three demons you must slay in order to be successful in business."

7/26/2002 3:22:17 PM

Two plus two is four
Two plus two is four
Two plus two is four

8/27/2002 7:44:08 PM

No children have meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

8/27/2002 8:02:53 PM

"Homer Simpson doesn't say "B'oh," he says "Do'h...""

8/27/2002 8:28:34 PM

ftp://mp3:mp3@24.136.168.228:1337/entertainment/tv/simpsons/

i know you all love me

8/27/2002 10:55:20 PM

Is that your site? (I guess the one you wanted us to test...)

8/27/2002 11:18:17 PM