1/26/2006 4:32:46 AM
these are great - http://politics.blognewschannel.com/index.php/archives/2006/01/25/jack-bauer-superman/Apparently Jack Bauer is the new Bill Braskey!highlights:- Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.- Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.- The quickest way to a man’s heart is through Jack Bauer’s gun.- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer frigging hates lemonade.
1/26/2006 5:00:37 AM
1/26/2006 7:51:26 AM
1/26/2006 8:14:41 AM
i'm sure he did - it was kind of obvious that someone burned himprobably thought it was someone inside CTUi don't remember the order of events but could spencer being the mole have fit the bill for who they were looking for as an informant?]
1/26/2006 8:17:57 AM
^ it's possible, but if I was in Bill's position it would seem a little more obvious that Jack was drawn out after they informed the White House, Jack wouldn't have a way of knowing this though. Especially since they hid the info from them and the people within CTU all knew Jack was giving them their inside information. Also, Spencer work with Chloe off protocol to detonate the bomb, though Bill is still unaware of this I think. However, since Spencer has already admitted to working with Walt now, I am sure at this point they know their mole is within the White House.[Edited on January 26, 2006 at 9:09 AM. Reason : .]
1/26/2006 9:04:00 AM
sweet, the new preview shows jack whipping walt's ass. i can't wait
1/26/2006 1:00:51 PM
which character is walt again?
1/26/2006 2:23:59 PM
Walt is the President's Chief of Staff and therefore the President's closest confidant. If you watched the last episode he was the guy who attacked the First Lady (though I am not sure she realizes this), has been in communication with the mastermind behind the terrorist attacks and the guy who planted Bauer’s attacker in CTU with help from Spencer.[Edited on January 26, 2006 at 2:31 PM. Reason : .]
1/26/2006 2:30:09 PM
i think he's just the president's security aide
1/26/2006 3:14:15 PM
well they called him "chief of staff", so i guess its up in the air as to what his actual job title is.
1/26/2006 3:30:18 PM
yeah i know, go back and read everyone bitching at me that he was just some aide
1/26/2006 3:39:58 PM
Walt is the Chief of Staffhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Cummings
1/26/2006 3:46:30 PM
1/26/2006 3:47:05 PM
Oh yeah i know who he is now. I bet that fucker gets it. If not from jack from the turrists. I cant decide if hes gonna get exposed on the next episode or if this is gonna drag on for a while.
1/26/2006 3:48:07 PM
the previews show him getting beat up in the next episode by jackand logan is like I"M THE PRESIDENT BITCH AND I'M TELLING YOU TO STOP and jack's like fuck you...sir.
1/27/2006 9:49:15 AM
i hope the walt scene happens after the whole helicopter-with-jack-asking-mike-who-else-he-told scene where he gets arrested. that would piss me off if it ended with that
1/27/2006 11:24:12 AM
You know, one important thing that I can't believe has been overlooked is why did jack kill the assassin. That was a screwup by the show in that Jack would never kill his only lead... made it blatently obvious jack was going to find a lead soon after.
1/27/2006 11:30:25 AM
the guy had just killed several of jack's closest friends.
1/27/2006 11:39:02 AM
he found out what he needed to know. he could tell the guy didn't know anything else
1/27/2006 11:45:02 AM
yeah, he fucked up killing that assassinbut oh well.
1/27/2006 12:10:53 PM
I don't see how, the guy gave all the information Jack needed, the guy even admitted that he never met the person who handed him the info (even though he could have been lying) I didn't see anything wrong with not trying to take the guy in for further questioning. Plus the scene helped to display Jack's separation from his former role as a CTU agent and DoD liaison.[Edited on January 27, 2006 at 1:03 PM. Reason : .]
1/27/2006 1:03:07 PM
plus, where was he gonna take the guy?
1/27/2006 1:13:03 PM
i think we're talkin a/b two different assassins. the guy posing as the doc in ctu who i think jack made the mistake of killing b/c i dont think he got any info from that guy. then there was the assassin at the beginning that killed all his friends and deserved to die and jack had already gotten the info.
1/27/2006 1:33:17 PM
HELLLLLOOO WE AREN'T ON EPISODE ONE ANYMORE. I'm talking about the guy who got scissors in his neck. He wasn't going to die (at least immediatly) from the scissors till he rammed them in. Jack usually is desperate to keep someone alive if they could have information.
1/27/2006 2:00:03 PM
Well there was only one assassin so far, the guy that killed Palmer. If you want to talk about the hit man sent to kill Jack, then you specify him as such. Jack isn’t a politically important person so Jack’s death wouldn’t be considered an assassination. Btt, it is plausible that it wouldn’t have been as necessary to kill the hit man, but let’s look at the situation Jack was in at the time, it was either him or the hit man. Jack won that battle.[Edited on January 27, 2006 at 2:27 PM. Reason : .]
1/27/2006 2:27:08 PM
now i love tupac and biggie, but that wasn't an assassination. martin luther king was assassinated, abraham lincoln was assassinated, john f. kennedy was assassinated....them two niggas got shot! [/chrisrock]
1/27/2006 2:35:01 PM
1/27/2006 2:45:16 PM
he's prominent in the intelligence community of los angeles. i guarantee you the average los angelean has no idea who jack bauer iswhy is this even an issue
1/27/2006 2:52:16 PM
Because they were bitching that he wasn't an assassin. And I can guarantee if the events of 24 actually happened, Jack would be well known. The man has both saved the country and been the most wanted man in the country several times.
1/27/2006 2:58:29 PM
here's the interview with a 24 writer i was looking for on the last pagehttp://www.slate.com/id/2134395/?GT1=7641
1/30/2006 11:46:59 AM
Tony Kornheiser on PTI just said the over/under on Jack Bauer killing people in tonight's episode is four! ahahahaha
1/30/2006 6:06:58 PM
^^hahh
1/30/2006 6:41:13 PM
PREVIOUSLY ON 24
1/30/2006 9:00:22 PM
here we go bitches
1/30/2006 9:00:34 PM
hellz yeah.
1/30/2006 9:02:50 PM
walt will die via the nerve gas. no doubt.
1/30/2006 9:06:07 PM
50 minutes, how convenientnice secure line, mike [Edited on January 30, 2006 at 9:10 PM. Reason : .]
1/30/2006 9:07:51 PM
he said 15 minutes
1/30/2006 9:11:14 PM
I was about to say, 50 minutes for what?
1/30/2006 9:11:35 PM
i'm trying to figure out why jack wouldve been being arrested like he was in last week's promo for tonight... maybe walt has mike killed and frames jack for it?...eh i've given up trying to figure out this show
1/30/2006 9:12:58 PM
buk buk
1/30/2006 9:13:41 PM
JOHN KERRY WARNED US ABOUT THOSE CONTAINERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
1/30/2006 9:16:58 PM
DEAR GOD LET IT END
1/30/2006 9:18:51 PM
attack of the 24 bitches
1/30/2006 9:20:31 PM
i hate this president if he lets walt off the hook
1/30/2006 9:23:42 PM
omfg walt=rove=neocons....tis true...if i was a president...all i would have to do i conjure up some WMD then i could go to war against fucking anyone.logan lacks spine, its obvious he wont do shit. palmer would have raised hell.[Edited on January 30, 2006 at 9:26 PM. Reason : -]
1/30/2006 9:23:51 PM
oh shit
1/30/2006 9:24:48 PM
wow, well i can say i didn't see that coming
1/30/2006 9:24:53 PM
OMFFFFFFFFFFF
1/30/2006 9:25:10 PM