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8/15/2008 8:25:24 PM

Quote :

"It's a decent size and has a lot to offer."

-Kiwi

8/17/2008 6:49:37 PM

"What is up with the beautiful woman and all those lizards? Sex is implied, right?"

-punchmonk

8/17/2008 8:43:45 PM

"i will do shit to you in bed that you will regret for years"

-Fermat

8/18/2008 12:38:03 AM

"I would sometimes wake up on my belly and end up humping the end of it"

-cddweller

8/20/2008 9:15:18 PM

"I would freeze Julie Luck's poop"

-Ernie

8/20/2008 10:52:57 PM

"I'll have to look up Italian beef"

-GoldenGirl

8/21/2008 9:45:35 PM

"5 inches. But a girthy 5 inches. Like 7 inches around"

-aikimann

8/23/2008 10:21:42 PM

"one of those PICK UP THE PHONE ads came on next thing i know i jizzed all over myself"

-Ragged

8/24/2008 4:44:43 PM

Yay I made this thread!

8/24/2008 5:02:50 PM

"mcfluffy has 36f's massive perky peaks of pleasure"

- crackmonkey



"I've come to realize that I'm okay with discriminating against fat people, especially when it comes to hiring for jobs.

I could write a whole lot about this, too."

- ambrosia1231

8/24/2008 11:01:03 PM

go to the film studies lab in tompkins and say "i need a DP"

you'll find someone

-vinylbandit

----

I find some of these quotes are better if you assume its sexual in nature

8/27/2008 5:44:01 PM

"its times like these i wish i were not gay "

- drunknloaded

8/27/2008 7:18:27 PM

Quote :

"I'm not a big hot dog kind of girl"

silchairsm

9/2/2008 12:27:09 PM

^haha

9/2/2008 1:56:40 PM

Quote :

"dude.....If my dogs dick comes out it's for like a second, and the minute I'd go near him or touch him to pet him it would go right back in...."

mytwocents

9/3/2008 4:44:19 PM

Quote :

"my pussy and fat AND fuzzy"

-LivinProof78

Quote :

"her pussy likes me...most of the time"

-NCSUGirl83

9/4/2008 2:50:30 PM

if you search through this thread i bet you'll find that quote from me in here already

9/4/2008 2:52:28 PM

Quote :

"i haven't seen [one] in years, and now I had two on me in one night"

-ncstatetke

9/5/2008 4:42:05 AM

"It's kind of embarassing but I've always had an electric and those manual ones are tricky."

-ShawnaC123

9/6/2008 11:44:37 PM

"I was just there to feel up other young boys"

-Mr. Joshua

"I'd forcibly restrain you and shove a strap on up your butt"

-lewoods

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9/8/2008 1:01:25 AM

Quote :

"there would have been more in the box but one ended up on fire in the bushes...."

LP78

9/8/2008 11:25:08 AM

Quote :

"This is america....I should be able to hold my dick in my hand without some dude whispering in my ear "

-EMCE

9/10/2008 4:45:32 PM

your sister just called. she got raped and knocked up. but your candidate is gonna make her keep the baby.

good luck with your little nephew!!

9/17/2008 11:38:16 PM

Quote :

"evan likes his packages to come on time"

- me

9/18/2008 10:46:47 AM

Quote :

"i was about to do you but then i realized hypaone already did "

NCSUGirl83, towards wdprice3

9/18/2008 5:12:25 PM

"i'm forseeing zorthage getting strap-on'd"

-chembob

9/21/2008 8:37:50 PM

"75cm is waaaaaaaaaaay too big for me"

-ambrosia1231

9/22/2008 12:13:34 AM

Quote :

"30 INCH PENUS"

9/22/2008 4:04:25 AM

Quote :

"Very heavy duty feeling...The skin is thicker than most that I've used."

-Skack

9/22/2008 6:07:57 PM

Quote :

"I didn't even let him do anything for me. I was like "No.. no..I just want you to have pleasure.""

crackmonkey

9/23/2008 2:16:46 AM

^that's not really in the spirit of the thread

9/23/2008 2:19:04 AM

Only because you know where it came from.

9/23/2008 2:25:56 AM

Quote :

"that fucker started really low then would ascend to an f'n train"

niiiiiice!! pilgrimshoes

9/24/2008 9:38:48 AM

Quote :

"i had a tick on my penis last year...so tiny"

quagmire02

9/24/2008 12:57:46 PM

Hahaha

9/24/2008 12:59:14 PM

Quote :

"I have somehow convinced her to lie down for a bit and it's pretty glorious."

DivaBaby

9/24/2008 4:44:44 PM

Quote :

"i've been eating her stuff over the past couple days...i'm really looking forward to my next paycheck lol"

drunknloaded

9/24/2008 5:32:06 PM

Quote :

"I seem to think that poop is like playdoh, so if someone is a dickless piece of shit, they can always just mold themselves a poop penis."

LickHer

i was in tears when i read that

9/24/2008 6:18:05 PM

Quote :

"So? You can still put a cock in your ass, married or not."

ambrosia

9/25/2008 12:24:18 PM

9/25/2008 11:39:00 PM

Quote :

"i might need therapy"

-DNL

9/27/2008 12:42:05 AM

"I am the scum of the Earth.

To you I am shameless, a flagrant liar, brazen, a hypocrite, a jerk, arrogant, and an insult to my parents, all rolled into one.

What can I say? I'm a Yankee."


- chembob

9/28/2008 7:20:19 PM

Quote :

"...You know what, I could go for an Ecto Cooler, a snack-sized pudding cup, and a raging meatpole in my sphincter"

BigMan157

9/28/2008 7:22:53 PM

^win

9/28/2008 7:23:57 PM

dont get me wrong, i love bigman...just not enought o put my raging meatpole in his sphincter.

9/28/2008 7:25:03 PM

Quote :

" WHO ARE YOU GOD?!?!?!?! I see you are all knowing, but have we met?"

-DivaBaby19

10/1/2008 3:15:28 PM

"fuck yo girlfriend you need to get with me"

-Airbag

10/2/2008 1:40:25 PM

"there is no hate like spooge in my eye hate"

-LivinProof78

10/6/2008 10:49:41 PM

"HE KILLED NINE OF MY GOATS."

- chembob

10/6/2008 10:56:16 PM