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1/26/2008 9:44:31 PM

))<>((

let's poop back and forth forever

1/26/2008 9:47:17 PM

alright!!, it made 15 pages.


I'm happy now.

1/26/2008 9:57:06 PM

^^ hahaah that shit's my cell phone wallpaper

1/26/2008 10:09:51 PM

today

1/27/2008 10:58:17 PM

So - seems like MagnumPI has changed his tone towards JackLeg.

How sick is it that people would wish a miscarriage towards a random person on a message board.

1/28/2008 12:30:10 PM

Magnum's girl Jen really loves to fuck

1/28/2008 12:38:08 PM

1/28/2008 12:41:29 PM

God damn it wolfweb

I had just gotten comfortable with my sex life again, then someone has to go and post this:

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"FYI, I got pregnant on BC and he was wearing a condom... "

Thanks. Thanks a lot. Now I won't be able to have sex again for weeks.

1/28/2008 1:19:03 PM

^Happened to a good friend of mine...his girlfriend is due this weekend.

"Supposedly" it happens more often with people who are in a serious relationship. Something about the female's body being more "receptive" or conducive to being fertilized. Or some shit like that...

1/28/2008 1:21:12 PM

^ Where are you getting that information from, exactly?

1/28/2008 1:30:34 PM

Condom and the pill is 99.9%. Think about all the folks who "claim" to get preggers. 99.9% are liars.

1/28/2008 1:30:58 PM

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"^ Where are you getting that information from, exactly?"

Just hearsay...that's why I said "supposedly."

1/28/2008 1:32:23 PM

weird theory

1/28/2008 1:37:15 PM

Not really. Doctors tell a lot of couples who are trying to get pregnant that they have too much stress in their life and give them advice on how to improve their "mental health" to increase their chances of getting pregnant.

So I think it would make sense if two people are madly in love and in a somewhat "state of bliss" that the female would be increasingly fertile and the male's soldiers might be marching pretty well.

1/28/2008 1:52:28 PM

If you stand up after fucking, you will not get preggers.

1/28/2008 2:34:32 PM

^ speaking from experience?

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2008 2:35:54 PM

you people act like abortions are expensive.

1/28/2008 2:38:04 PM

guys

this is why you pull out

1/28/2008 2:39:08 PM

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"I think it would make sense if two people are madly in love and in a somewhat "state of bliss" that the female would be increasingly fertile and the male's soldiers might be marching pretty well."

That implies that the mental state of love affects the physical, as in the pH of the woman's vagina and cervix or as in the strength of sperm, etc. I don't really think that's a reasonable assertion. It's romantic and all, but it doesn't make much sense.

And doctors probably partially tell couples to destress their lives so they have more time for sex. Besides, trying to relieve some stress is initially easier on the wallet than using things like in-vitro to get pregnant.

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 2:41 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2008 2:39:21 PM

What is the going rate for an abortion??

A buddy of mine got his roommate's sister pregnant and funded her $600 for an abortion. I didn't think that was too high.

1/28/2008 2:39:49 PM

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""Supposedly" it happens more often with people who are in a serious relationship. Something about the female's body being more "receptive" or conducive to being fertilized. Or some shit like that..."

I read an article maybe 2 years ago about how swallowing the guy's sperm can help a woman get pregnant because her body gets used to it and natural defenses don't resist it anymore. I think it was either in Health or Marie Claire.

1/28/2008 2:44:04 PM

^haha

1/28/2008 2:45:16 PM

Heh, I'm trying to find the study, but all I can come up with are a million different forums with topics like "Can I get pregnant by swallowing semen?"

1/28/2008 2:52:04 PM

honestly i'd feel wierd if a woman swallowed mine..

1/28/2008 2:56:19 PM

whats really funny is how many people have actually had abortions and then never stick up for it or ever admit to to someone besides those people really close to them

reminds me of some shit i was listening to on NPR a week or so ago. combine that with personal experience (no, not just people i've dated, but my friends, their friends, etc), and i think a lot more people have had abortions than you think. and thats why there was no huge uproar at the whole abortion thing on here.

1/28/2008 2:56:32 PM

hey do women think it tastes worse when its super thick cum or when its kinda watery? i would think it tastes gross as shit if the guy hasn't came in like 5 days and its super thick, and easier(not as gross) if he just yanked like yesterday and it hasnt got super thick yet

1/28/2008 3:10:32 PM

why dont you come blow me dude i havent busted a nut in like 4 years

1/28/2008 3:11:47 PM

that is literally impossible...you'd have had to had a wet dream in that time....in hs i didnt jack it for 17 days and had a wet dream...1 of 2 times i ever had a wet dream in my life

1/28/2008 3:13:02 PM

ahahahahaha wtf happenned here

1/28/2008 3:14:06 PM

teh ghey got all over the thread

1/28/2008 3:19:06 PM

nope, 4 years worth of salty load. for you

1/28/2008 3:20:15 PM

i bet you're sterile now.

1/28/2008 3:21:10 PM

haha you should get a measuring cup and see how much comes out.....after like 3 days it feels like it comes out forever.....i heard if you eat a bunch of celery it like doubles the amount...prolly makes it taste gross tho

1/28/2008 3:21:41 PM

ahahaa with that, i leave this thread.

1/28/2008 3:22:20 PM

i doubt a measuring cup would work here

im gonna need one of those giant graduated cylinders (just to get my dick in) and maybe a weather balloon

and some kind of one way valve so the pressure doesnt make the contraption explode

1/28/2008 3:23:49 PM

damn that sounds cumbersome...female would prolly work way better....unless you were wanting to know a precise amount

1/28/2008 3:24:52 PM

i was thinking maybe i could just grab hold of the hair on the back of your head

and, you know,

fuck your mouth

1/28/2008 3:26:50 PM

i'd let you do that if you paid me like at least 1500 dollars and didnt tell anyone

1/28/2008 3:28:40 PM

ahahahah fuck man im starting to regret that donation to ron paul now

1/28/2008 3:29:30 PM

hahahah

1/28/2008 3:30:26 PM

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"kfc469 Suspended 154 Posts user info edit post ahahaa with that, i leave this thread. "

hah u sure enough did

1/28/2008 3:31:29 PM

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"That implies that the mental state of love affects the physical, as in the pH of the woman's vagina and cervix or as in the strength of sperm, etc. I don't really think that's a reasonable assertion. It's romantic and all, but it doesn't make much sense."

YOU CAN ONLY HAVE BABIES WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, HEATHER. THE STORK WON'T BRING IT OTHERWISE.

DUH.

1/28/2008 3:34:34 PM

wtf happened to this thread.

1/28/2008 3:39:37 PM

^^ But women can get pregnant if they're raped.

RAPE IS LOVE!

1/28/2008 3:43:36 PM

aha, they secretly want it or something

1/28/2008 3:45:00 PM

DAMMIT, WHY DID WE GIVE WOMEN RIGHTS?

/angry early 20th century anti-sufferage man

1/28/2008 3:46:43 PM

lol

1/28/2008 3:47:13 PM

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"aha, they secretly want it or something "

obviously

1/28/2008 3:48:52 PM

set em up

1/28/2008 3:50:27 PM