i asked her her name she said blah blah blah
she had nine ten pants and a very big bra

12/21/2009 10:40:44 AM

15 pages in 45 days

gah damn we're some chatty bitches

12/21/2009 10:41:27 AM

im not sure if thumper and lucyinthesky know what a beard is

that shit on bradley coopers face is stubble

that pic of rogen is a real beard

that leo dicaprio pic? thats just a gussied up chin strap

12/21/2009 10:51:12 AM

Quote :

"that leo dicaprio pic? thats just a gussied up chin strap"

that's McSteamy, not DiCrapio.

wtf man. don't insult McSteamy that way.

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 10:52:55 AM

Here's another hot one:

12/21/2009 11:03:26 AM

i'm quite fond of my beard.

12/21/2009 11:19:18 AM

am i the only woman on the planet who doesn't find George Clooney to be sexy?

12/21/2009 11:54:57 AM

yes. he is sexy as hell

12/21/2009 12:05:31 PM

He has a James Bond appeal.

12/21/2009 12:08:06 PM

none of those dudes as mcdangerous as me just sayin

12/21/2009 12:10:51 PM

Brad Pitt looks fairly McDangerous here.

12/21/2009 12:13:53 PM

he still has those hot old man eyes underneath all that scruff

12/21/2009 12:14:41 PM

Hay thumper

I picked up a $25 gift certificate for ole time BBQ -- paid $1 for it.

Here's the thing tho ... we have to spend $35 to use it.

Sound okay?

12/21/2009 12:48:41 PM

sounds fab, just name the day!!

hey chica, gimme that salad recipe of yours when you're down here this time. i've been wanting to make it lately but i can't remember all the ingredients

12/21/2009 1:47:10 PM

Oh I'll eat your salad.

12/21/2009 1:50:48 PM

Watermelon salad with mint leaves
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/watermelon-salad-with-mint-leaves-recipe/index.html

Ingredients

* 1 (5-pound) watermelon
* 1 Vidalia or other sweet onion
* 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
* Salt and pepper
* 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh mint
* 4 ounces feta cheese, crumbled
* 6 whole mint sprigs

That's in her version. I like to use less watermelon and then add olives and cucumbers. I also don't necessarily use red wine vinegar. In the past, I've used balsamic, fig-infused balsamic or garlic-infused vinegar. It's the BOMB! If you want it to have a little more kick, add cilantro.

NOM NOM NOM

12/21/2009 1:53:53 PM

wait wait wait

stop the presses

a paula deen recipe WITHOUT butter and WITHOUT bacon?!?!?!

i'm gonna faint.

12/21/2009 1:54:28 PM

Wait a tic... THAT'S MARTHA STEWART. WHATCHU TRYIN' A PULL?

12/21/2009 1:57:11 PM

Her salads are surprisingly fresh and somewhat healthy! Here's another I want to try, but with little to no sugar added:

Spinach and Strawberry Salad

Ingredients

* 1/3 cup cider vinegar
* 3/4 cup sugar
* 2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1 cup vegetable oil
* 1/2 small red onion, grated
* 1 1/2 tablespoons poppy seeds
* 1 teaspoon dry mustard
* 1/2 teaspoon paprika
* 1 1/2 pounds fresh spinach, washed and torn into pieces
* 1 can hearts of palm, drained and chopped
* 2 cups strawberries, stemmed and sliced
* 1 cup chopped walnuts

Directions

For the dressing, combine the vinegar, sugar, lemon juice, and salt in a small non-reactive saucepan and heat over medium heat until the sugar dissolves, stirring frequently. Remove pan from heat and let cool to room temperature. When cooled, whisk in the oil, onion, poppy seeds, dry mustard and paprika until thoroughly combined. Set dressing aside. In a salad bowl, combine the spinach, hearts of palm, strawberries, and walnuts. When ready to serve, add some of the dressing, and toss gently. Serve the remaining dressing alongside the salad so diners may add more, if desired.

12/21/2009 2:05:15 PM

hm.... i dunno about the strawberries in all that

12/21/2009 2:09:01 PM

i could be down with that if it was romaine, i hate spinach

12/21/2009 2:10:02 PM

Just sounds like a dank summer salad type of deal

12/21/2009 2:10:06 PM

This one is my fav of all time:



This one's a close second:



[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 2:11:55 PM

give me some good tabouli / cabbage salad (from neomonde) any day of the week

12/21/2009 2:30:00 PM

^i ♥ cabbage salad. my most favoritest lunch combo from neomonde ever is a half kibbeh pita with a side of fatoush and cabbage salad

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:32 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 2:32:22 PM

^^^ooooh tomatoes, red onions, AND avacado!? mmmmmmmm <3

12/21/2009 6:54:29 PM

i scrapped the breakfast for dinner idea, and instead i'm making this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/roasted-edamame-salad-recipe/index.html

12/21/2009 7:28:16 PM

^ That sounds amazing! How did it turn out?

I drank my dinner last night.

12/22/2009 9:05:14 AM

it was yummo. i always use chopped red onion instead of the scallions because i lurve red onions

YAR MATEY

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:06 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:06:40 AM

Mmmm red onions

I'll have to make the watermelon salad again and use red onions.

BTW, things are def getting a little more serious w/the married tennis player. But ugh it seems so weird to be in a relationship w/someone who is married.

12/22/2009 9:08:53 AM

as long as he has his own place and is going through the divorce process (i.e. has a lawyer and stuff) then don't think of him as married, think of him as separated and going through a break-up.

however, being married does mean that there is a bigger chance of him reconciling with his wife without any notice to you. especially since there's a young'in involved.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:12 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:10:43 AM

Good point! Will do. And we should not mention this to Mom and Dad.

And let's hope he does't reconcile, dammit!

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:17 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:15:57 AM

don't worry, your secret is safe with me

have you found a guy to bring home for christmas yet? we could tell evan to act gay (since he doesn't normally) and we could bring him home with us. then we could guarantee fun times

i can see it now. going out to shoot guns with dad and buck. evan points, shoots, and screams like a girl at the recoil

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:18 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:17:42 AM

Perhaps we need to call for volunteers. That could be a fun thread.

Though I'm sure Sebastian would be more than willing.

I think evan would be most entertaining.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:19 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:18:45 AM

L O FUCKING L
i'm game

12/22/2009 9:20:42 AM

you have to promise to openly flirt with dad

12/22/2009 9:21:12 AM

SORRY LADIES I'M TAKEN

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:21 AM. Reason : ^HAHAHAHA, i can see someone doing that to my dad..and it's hilarious]

12/22/2009 9:21:23 AM

yea i'm not sure if your name was brought up sexpencil

12/22/2009 9:21:51 AM

personally, i think the best way to really stick it to 'em for the whole "lucy is getting married" joke at Thanksgiving, is to bring home an obviously gay man and say you got married in Dillon SC on the way up for Christmas. you could also suggest you're 3 months pregnant, then proceed to drink us all under the table with Grandma's "Eggnog", aka "Rum in a bowl with a scoop of vanilla ice cream"

12/22/2009 9:23:20 AM

evan, here's the plan

you have to come home with me as my Christmas date, cuss a lot, make black jokes (my dad will love you for that), hit on my mother and grandmother, and then shoot guns while yelling "EFF YEAH MUTHAEFFA"

bonus points if you grope anyone under the table

extra bonus points for groping grandma

oh yes, in the middle of christmas dinner, we announce that we're married and preggers and that I'm pretty sure it's yours. We're just waiting to see what color it is.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:25 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:24:37 AM

Extra extra bonus points for groping her dad.

12/22/2009 9:26:47 AM

Quote :

"oh yes, in the middle of christmas dinner, we announce that we're married and preggers and that I'm pretty sure it's yours. We're just waiting to see what color it is. "

your mom would laugh so much if you said that. and then a minute later, she'd realize what it is that you said, then try to figure out if you were being serious, all the while keeping a big smile on her face

12/22/2009 9:28:09 AM

Mom and Dad never know when I'm being serious. I think they hope I'm joking about everything, so they just go ahead and assume I'm not serious.

I'm soooo mean to them.

12/22/2009 9:30:05 AM

You've spent more than 3 years in FL without a single visit from your parents.

You're justified.

12/22/2009 9:30:37 AM

i really like this idea, ahahaha

12/22/2009 9:34:45 AM

if you want to spend Christmas on a cow farm with some crazies, then you are certainly welcome to come with us.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:39 AM. Reason : and i mean "crazies" in the most loving sense of the word. i ♥ my in-laws ]

12/22/2009 9:38:49 AM

Could we dress evan like adam lambert? With a codpiece, even?

12/22/2009 9:43:46 AM

^i have that magazine at home. adam lambert is my hero ♥

12/22/2009 9:45:08 AM

This is hot.

12/22/2009 9:47:02 AM

A MARRIED GUY!!!

come on, you have got to be joking...

ive been on both sides of this issue, and i can tell you from 99.9% certainity that you are nothing more than just a sex slave to him...he will get back with her if they have kid(s) together, and you will be thrown to the wolves.

my $.02

12/22/2009 9:47:11 AM