Jaybee is trolling his own thread, fucking troll

11/5/2013 10:37:22 AM

11/5/2013 10:40:32 AM

old

already been discussed, obviously that is a field with red colors and thus obviously not the University of Tennessee and has nothing to do with the University of Tennessee football program so it is inaccurate to post in this thread. While it's childish and immature, I understand you wanting to distract yourself from all of the shit surrounding NC State right now by picking on someone else.

11/5/2013 10:45:33 AM

11/5/2013 10:47:39 AM

^^
It's the other way around troll

11/5/2013 10:53:01 AM

na bro

11/5/2013 10:55:10 AM

Quote :

""

I remember when that was first posted & I couldn't stop laughing

The good ol days

11/5/2013 10:57:37 AM

Has this been posted?

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/9927621/bernard-king-says-faced-racism-tennessee-volunteers

King should have known what he was getting into. Entirely his fault.

11/5/2013 12:40:50 PM

that FG gif is gold

11/5/2013 1:22:36 PM

11/5/2013 1:27:42 PM

11/6/2013 11:35:47 AM

this is true. Literally the hardest schedule ever in terms of poll position at the time of the game

11/6/2013 11:41:32 AM

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/tennessee-maurice-couch-declared-permanently-ineligible-ncaa-190321795--ncaaf.html

11/7/2013 12:16:53 PM

Old news dawg, shit came out like a week ago

11/7/2013 12:52:15 PM

I don't think it had been posted. It needed to be done for posterity.

11/7/2013 1:15:30 PM

My house is a football graveyard right now. Me State, Wife Tennessee. At least Saturdays don't revolve around college football. Although I would like to see her excited about college football once again. They've pretty much blown since I've known her.

11/7/2013 1:51:55 PM

^ good objective post there, but prepare to be blasted by Jibbles.

11/7/2013 2:08:45 PM

^^ she follow recruiting? that will cheer her up

11/7/2013 2:26:59 PM

Butch Davis is gonna get it done. Good coach

11/7/2013 2:34:20 PM

Exactly

11/7/2013 2:34:43 PM

^^^ I try to keep up with recruiting for her. And since Tennessee has always recruited well, she just looks at me and says..."Talk to me when those recruits finally turn into wins."

11/7/2013 3:38:19 PM

well in the grand scheme of things they always have... but in the "keeping up with Bama, UGA, LSU, etc." side of things they havent as much lately.

11/7/2013 3:39:53 PM

10th place...not too shabby!

Quote :

"Today Outkick the Coverage begins our countdown of the ten dumbest fan bases in America. I've been writing online and doing sports talk radio for nine years. During that time I've written about every fan base in America. Contrary to what you've been told, all fan bases are not equally dumb. Some fan bases are uniquely dumb. These are their stories. ... When Rocky Top, the insanely popular song your fan base cheers with hearty vibrancy, pays ode to the implied murder of a federal agent intent on stopping you from producing illegal moonshine, you're pretty crazy. Tennessee fans occupy a unique and fertile crescent of idiocy -- the central region of the Bermuda Triangle of fan idiocy, where IQ points go to die, Kentucky to Tennessee to Alabama, is connected by I-65 -- namely they're like Alabama or Kentucky fans who have suddenly gotten rich in the past twenty years and found distractions to limit their idiocy. That is, while Alabama and Kentucky fans have embarked upon a continued descent into crazy, Tennessee's collective idiocy has declined. In the past fifteen years the Volunteer state has spawned many additional teams for people to root for and the crazy Vol fan has been diluted by the rise of the Tennessee Titans, the Nashville Predators, and the Memphis Grizzlies. As a general rule, the more teams you have to root for in a given state, the less crazy fans become. The rationale is fairly straightforward, in Alabama you have to be Harvey Updyke crazy in order to stand out. In New York, how crazy does the average Brooklyn Nets fan have to be to stand out as the crazy Nets fan? He just has to have season tickets. Combine the sudden upswing in pro sports competition with the odd geography of Tennessee. The state's really three distinct regions, Memphis and west Tennessee, where the Vols aren't that popular in the grand scheme of things, Nashville and middle Tennessee, where the Vols are the most popular college team, but there is ample competition for fan affection, and Knoxville and east Tennessee, where the craziest Vol fans live in the hills, drink moonshine from their own stills, and FedExed feces to Chris Fowler when Peyton Manning lost the Heisman. Fowler's feces came with a note -- "Phuck you!," it said. This really happened. That's mountain damn crazy, and that's why Tennessee is our tenth dumbest fan base in the country. But let's dive in a bit more. When I was growing up Tennessee football was the entire show, the end all, be all of big time sports. But that's changed. Now the Vols have competition. In the past thirty years the state of Tennessee has added two million people, increasing the state's population by nearly 50%. Many of these new residents brought their own fandoms, this was not a natural population growth of Vol fans who can still recall the 1968 Alabama-Tennessee game. Along the way Nashville -- with nearly a third of state's population in its metro area -- has become one of the fastest growing cities in the country. All of this is great for the state, but it also helps dilute the crazy. Craziness thrives in provincial states that see little migration. The less cross-pollination, the dumber fan bases can become. If people are constantly moving into your state from other places then you end up with hundreds of different fan bases and that kills your potency. Migration stops the crazy from percolating, the particular witches brew of insanity doesn't fester and explode into the popular consciousness. So Tennessee fans are dumb, but they're becomingly increasingly less so. Primarily because they're so easily distracted by other teams. If the Titans ever start winning again, the Vols could lose Nashville forever. (Fortunately for the Vols, the Titans are never going to start winning again). Usually college kids are the smart ones, but at Tennessee an entire fraternity was buttchugging. Leading to this press conference, which, to be fair, is worthy of UT being in the top five all by itself. By the way, I'm a Tennessee fan and I consider myself to be reasonably intelligent. But if you're a fan of an SEC school and at some point you haven't looked around your stadium and thought, "Holy s--, there are a lot of really dumb mother------ here," you are completely lying to yourself. So what's the dumbest sterotypical UT fan like in his habitat: He's now 47 years old, still rocking his goatee and 1998 back-to-back SEC championship t-shirt. He has been wearing "husky" jeans since 1974 and he lives in a holler in a doublewide that he inherited from his mom when she died of a rattlesnake bite in 1996. He remembers that his mother died in 1996 because it was the same year that Tennessee lost to Memphis on that ridiculous kick return touchdown when that Memphis player's arm hit the ground and it was totally NOT FAIR. He has four Peyton Manning jerseys -- Colts, Broncos, and two Vols -- hanging in his closet and he wore the "classy" Peyton Manning orange jersey to his twenty year high school reunion. There were eighteen other men in the same jersey at his reunion. Before he attended his high school reunion, he called to make sure that dropouts who later took the GED were eligible to attend. He played one year of JV football, but, miraculously, every situation that occurs in Vol football for the past thirty years bears a complete and total similarity to the 1980 Soddy Daisy JV season. He is prone to starting all conversations about Vol football strategy by saying, "Well, what we did at Soddy Daisy was..." He takes a yearly vacation to Panama City Beach, where he stays at the Econo Lodge with his on and off girlfriend named Tiffany. Tiffany works in a strip club, but she is a waitress, not a stripper. This is a HUGELY IMPORTANT distinction. She has four kids of three different mixed races -- one of them might be Travis Henry's but she's not sure because it might have just been an Applebee's bartender pretending to be Travis Henry -- and she is also a huge Vol fan. They go to three games a year, where they proceed to get drunk in the upper deck and talk about how awesome 1998 was. Both are secretly ashamed that in 2009 they role-played sex acts where he pretended to be Lane Kiffin -- he even wore the coaches polo! -- and she pretended to seduce him while playing the role of Urban Meyer's wife. Neither has talked about this since January of 2010. Before he takes his yearly trip to Panama City he dials up his Internet, hops on the message board and writes this subject, "Going to GAYtor land. Plan to piss everywhere. LOL." He calls Vandy, "Candy," and believes, "That homo Clay Travis is soooooo gay and married to James Franklin!" He has sent one Tweet in his life and it was addressed to me and read as follows, "Hey gayboy #" Of late everytime he makes a profound statement, "ESPN can go straight to hell for that bastard Charles Woodson!" He will append it with "VFL." VFL stands for Vol for Life. Using VFL is a universal sign that you could not actually be admitted to Tennessee. He gets fever blisters during football season and always says, "It's not herpes damnit, I'm just stressed," when Tiffany won't kiss him or wipe away his tears after Nick Saban sodomizes the Vols. Tiffany gave him herpes. So she never corrects him. Go Vols! "

http://outkickthecoverage.com/the-ten-dumbest-fan-bases-in-america-10-the-university-of-tennessee.php

11/7/2013 3:53:00 PM

real old, likes months ago old... you "fans" need to keep up more. One would almost think you were just posting stuff when you happened across it to troll.

11/7/2013 3:55:04 PM

o/u on how many more times that gets posted in this thread?

11/7/2013 3:55:10 PM

I know right

11/7/2013 4:02:48 PM

is ndmetcal a vols fan, or just a jaybee apologist?

11/7/2013 4:06:05 PM

when i see this thread is at the top, i click hoping for some lols or trolls

a link to an old article that's been posted every page of the thread so far brings neither

also, unlike others, i don't take it as a personal affront to myself or the school when jibbles trolls the forum

some of you guys need to get your priorities in order or take a few days off from the internet

11/7/2013 4:19:06 PM

[Edited on November 7, 2013 at 4:22 PM. Reason : d]

11/7/2013 4:21:25 PM

Quote :

"a link to an old article that's been posted every page of the thread so far brings neither"

Every page? It's been posted once, on one page. So you're somewhere in the neighborhood of 7% accurate.

Quote :

"One would almost think you were just posting stuff when you happened across it"

Well I can't post stuff I haven't happened across yet, so yeah, that bold assertion is spot on!

11/7/2013 5:14:22 PM

I've just really enjoyed synapse in ST lately. He's like the British guy that walked in and said "well what's aw dis den?"

11/7/2013 6:20:44 PM

Quote :

"some of you guys need to get your priorities in order or take a few days off from the internet "

You could say the same for Jaybee every now and then. He can be quite the hypocrite sometimes.

11/7/2013 6:29:54 PM

Serious question Jaybee. How does UT feel about their chances with Derrell Scott? Seems like it's going to come down to you and USCeast. Would love to have the kid, but I think our chances are pretty slim

11/7/2013 6:59:32 PM

Quote :

"thanks for Marquez North, North Carolina"

You're welcome, it's a shame Tennessee can't do anything productive with him.

Tennessee's special teams coach must be real special.

11/9/2013 2:00:13 PM

what? if you think he is the problem... he's had a good year.

Unfortunately this game went exactly how i thought it would. What they are best at (up-tempo running game) hits us at our worst (front 7 defense depth). Basically Oregon light.

[Edited on November 9, 2013 at 2:52 PM. Reason : d]

11/9/2013 2:47:05 PM

Do something productive such as win games. I should have clarified.

North had a good game. There's no way Tennessee gets those FGs without North.

11/9/2013 3:05:38 PM

sorry we cant all have Duke as one of our hardest games.

at least be somewhat intelligent when you try to troll

11/9/2013 3:07:11 PM

Quote :

"Tennessee fans occupy a unique and fertile crescent of idiocy"

11/9/2013 3:22:57 PM

Just got back from the game.

How about those two returns by Auburn?

[Edited on November 9, 2013 at 5:28 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2013 5:24:25 PM

we might've gone 1-4 the last 5 weeks, with a few 30 point losses, but how bout that strength of schedule baby!!

11/9/2013 5:44:49 PM

Well, look at the bright side, at least we aren't NC State


Oh, and got another commitment right after the game.

[Edited on November 9, 2013 at 7:26 PM. Reason : D]

11/9/2013 7:25:38 PM

I just hope my Tigers don't beat my Tide and knock my conference out of the title game

11/9/2013 10:20:19 PM

http://youtu.be/620TWSFfNpw

11/9/2013 11:41:54 PM

Quote :

"sorry we cant all have Duke as one of our hardest games. at least be somewhat intelligent when you try to troll"

LOL so on one hand you brag about your talent and on the other you cry when somebody points out that you can't do anything with it.

The smart money says that maybe you shouldn't brag about your talent if all you do is lose.

If the SEC is so tough for your vols then maybe they ought to join the AAC or Sunbelt Conference.

11/10/2013 3:16:19 PM

that makes no sense. Is the team overall down in talent? Yes, of course, said that many many times... thats the main reason they are down. Does that mean they have ZERO talent? No, of course not, they have some really good players including a really good freshman WR from North Carolina. Soup grapes bro. It's not all or nothing bro, but nice job trying to troll. And remember, the whole point of this thread was for people who "dont care" about Tennessee football to be able to avoid it (unless others start something in other threads) by avoiding this one thread... so you are in here why?

[Edited on November 10, 2013 at 3:21 PM. Reason : d]

11/10/2013 3:20:49 PM

Actually I do care. I hate it for my extended family and feel bad for them.

I don't hate it for you though.

11/10/2013 3:25:41 PM

Quote :

" . Is the team overall down in talent? Yes, of course, said that many many times"

Exactly. We've taken every single opportunity to say that UT can't hold a candle to all the other successful programs. It's not so much about our atrocious record for the last 3 years. But the fact the we got one 4 star WR from NC. That's the most salient point to make on this board.

11/10/2013 9:07:28 PM

what? the current talent is not at the same level as other teams' current talent levels... but they have more than just a single WR obviously...

11/10/2013 10:02:47 PM

the NC State of the SEC

in football at least...NC State makes the tournament in basketball and the CWS in baseball

[Edited on November 10, 2013 at 10:04 PM. Reason : .]

11/10/2013 10:04:08 PM

na, Tennessee has actually won a ton and is just down in this current cycle (much like Bama was for the decade before Saban)... you guys are more like Kentucky in football, never have, arent now, and probably never will.

11/10/2013 10:09:55 PM