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5/7/2009 2:40:10 AM

sex... want now!

5/7/2009 2:43:25 AM

I'm not sure which of the following is more important to tell my ex:

1) I'm still in love with her and want to be with her again

2) I think she's bipolar and I want her to go in for counseling

...both are very true statements, and if I tell her #2 there's no way she'd listen to #1

5/7/2009 2:46:04 AM

i should not have slept all day

5/7/2009 2:50:39 AM

i'm browsing porn to download and i saw what looks like el borracho

5/7/2009 2:51:15 AM

im jussi for jokopuffs

5/7/2009 3:04:23 AM

^^ She even got all that shit on her face?

5/7/2009 3:25:47 AM

^^^^^^ if I were in [your location]

5/7/2009 4:43:24 AM

im a bad man, tww

5/7/2009 5:02:10 AM

Quote :

"I'm not sure which of the following is more important to tell my ex: 1) I'm still in love with her and want to be with her again 2) I think she's bipolar and I want her to go in for counseling ...both are very true statements, and if I tell her #2 there's no way she'd listen to #1 "

If 2 is true, why in the world would you want to be with her again? Or are you one of those "I can fix her!" fools?

5/7/2009 6:40:35 AM

I used to be a "fix it" fool, then I realized men don't want women to fix shit, so now I'm a "let me help you if you want" fool.

5/7/2009 6:42:51 AM

Quote :

"If 2 is true, why in the world would you want to be with her again? Or are you one of those "I can fix her!" fools? "

I don't see why #2 means someone isn't dating material, or otherwise should be alone. Or, rather, why do you think this?

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : sf]

5/7/2009 12:49:21 PM

i haven't showered since......monday? no, tuesday. i think.

whoops.

5/7/2009 1:00:20 PM

i just don't know what to do

5/8/2009 11:50:33 AM

I am BubbleBobble

5/8/2009 11:52:50 AM

writing my sister's graduation card and my mom's mother's day card made me tear up

5/8/2009 5:53:40 PM

I'm really hungry but too lazy to do anything about it.

5/8/2009 5:55:03 PM

My old drug dealer from high school called me out of the blue

Trying to sell me weed and coke...I haven't talked to him in 6 years !

I can't help but think he's a cop now

5/8/2009 5:57:06 PM

i got my first credit card like april 7 and i got a 1281.48 balance on it already...bout to pay tree fiddy tho

[Edited on May 9, 2009 at 3:58 PM. Reason : ^lol fuck that guy]

5/9/2009 3:58:18 PM

I just sneezed on my phone

5/9/2009 4:04:12 PM

^^lol... business is down because of the economy so he is cold calling

5/9/2009 4:04:32 PM

lunak was just a bitch to me

5/9/2009 4:04:50 PM

I am scared shitless of failure.

5/9/2009 4:25:40 PM

i keep playing bird calls on my speakers really loud to see if i can attract some birds to my apt

5/9/2009 5:59:43 PM

I lost my keys last night while bar-hopping, and apparently somebody found them and used them to steal my car

life is good

5/9/2009 6:21:42 PM

i told her i would call

5/9/2009 6:24:00 PM

So whenever I open my mouth I piss people off, and when I'm quiet, they think I'm "mysterious".

It's the birthmark.

5/10/2009 9:34:28 AM

i kissed every fish i caught yesterday for good luck

5/11/2009 11:02:24 PM

i walked downstairs this morning after waking up

and found my front door open

i was naked and had to close it quickly

turns out when the front door isnt locked, it can be blown open. glad the cat didnt wander out

5/11/2009 11:04:06 PM

will you type naked some more

preferably in a pm

5/11/2009 11:04:51 PM

Quote :

"sex... want now!"

That should be no problem for you, crackmonkey as you're a regulation hottie.

[confession]
Each day, in spite of my best efforts, I find myself getting more stupid every day and once easily accessible talents are slipping away.
[/confession]

5/11/2009 11:10:48 PM

i'm watching gossip girl

my fav guilty pleasure show

well besides grey's anatomy, of course.

5/11/2009 11:12:15 PM

mine is bones, its kinda girly i think

5/11/2009 11:16:24 PM

I'm really judgmental, and I don't care at all.

5/11/2009 11:41:59 PM

honestly i just hate women that i'm attracted to that like shit shows

i hate any woman i'm attracted to that makes bad choices

[Edited on May 11, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : .]

5/11/2009 11:53:39 PM

I enjoy the act of

5/11/2009 11:59:16 PM

i got my diploma yesterday...its been at my parents house for a while...she got it in a cool frame

[Edited on May 12, 2009 at 2:22 AM. Reason : .]

5/12/2009 2:22:17 AM

Quote :

"[confession] Each day, in spite of my best efforts, I find myself getting more stupid every day and once easily accessible talents are slipping away. [/confession]"

Same here... at least I know I'm getting better at stuff that I care less about (stuff that will help me actually go somewhere with my life), though.

5/12/2009 2:25:25 AM

5/12/2009 3:49:45 AM

Quote :

"I am scared shitless largely indifferent to the concept of failure."

5/12/2009 4:03:31 PM

I confess that I said I would hang out with RD.

I was asked "who would you rather hang out with? RD, or the people that robbed you"

5/12/2009 7:42:54 PM

ken griffey sr came back to stay! omg i talked to him etc...me and him are bff now

5/12/2009 8:20:58 PM

i'm in love with a stripper

5/13/2009 2:07:08 PM

As happy that I am to get out of this job, I'm going to miss the girls.

5/13/2009 3:07:18 PM

I hate fake tits.

5/13/2009 3:09:43 PM

I hate fake tits.

5/13/2009 3:10:19 PM

I hate fake tits.

5/13/2009 3:11:09 PM

i think our pee can kill bushes cause several times i peed out a window and like there was a bush outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the bush was dead

5/13/2009 3:11:36 PM

I have fake tits.

5/13/2009 3:11:39 PM

^ then i hate your tits

but i love the rest of you

5/13/2009 3:12:18 PM