djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
1513 7/13/2010 11:10:36 AM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
Juan Ponce de Leon discovers FL 7/13/2010 11:16:12 AM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
why didn't I apply to the DCIP before now?
Should have, for serious. now though I don't know if there is a point. 7/13/2010 11:16:25 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I am not as excited about this cottage cheese as I thought I would be 7/13/2010 11:47:05 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know why but it really irks me when people throw ellipses on the end of an e-mail when there is no need for them. It makes them look unsure or shady or something. Or receptionist does it on every e-mail she sends I think. "Be sure to get your stuff out of the refrigerator ..." 7/13/2010 11:59:54 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
the vaselines are so good
it's sort of sad you can buy their entire catalog in one sleeve for $20 7/13/2010 12:00:18 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
good thing I was already up
[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : d] 7/13/2010 12:00:53 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I want to bake something tonight. Hmm. 7/13/2010 12:07:43 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
blah where did my phone go. Maybe I'll just wait until he gets home to talk. 7/13/2010 12:08:43 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
7/13/2010 12:09:51 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder if this class will ever cover a topic that I did not already take an ENTIRE CLASS about
fuck i'm bored 7/13/2010 12:35:41 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
7/13/2010 12:37:37 PM |
Wordsworth All American 2888 Posts user info edit post |
all this dog does is sleep...all the time. Not fun. Maybe I'm not a fan of small dogs.
I would love to leave this complex but there are a bunch of big trucks sitting at the exit wtf???? Let me out!!! 7/13/2010 12:39:44 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
ha, I, too, know a dog that sleeps all the time. 7/13/2010 12:41:19 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I'll probably regret eating that, but I feel soooooo much better, even if its only temporary. I think I'll take a shower and then find my phone. 7/13/2010 12:51:21 PM |
ThatGoodLock All American 5697 Posts user info edit post |
Dog sperm can live in the uterus for up to 9 days. In this time, the dog sperm will try to break the egg's cell wall nonstop, 24 hours a day. The human egg has antibodies on the cell wall that kills the dog sperm. But over time, the antibodies are slowly reduced as they kill the dog's sperm. Most of the time the dog sperm outnumber the antibodies about 50:1; when the antibodies are depleted, the dog sperm can then penetrate the egg's cell wall. When this happens the egg dies fairly quickly because the chromosomes do not match. So, nothing happens.
But - if you want to get technical - when the dog sperm breaks though the human egg cell's wall, you are fertilized and pregnant from the dog sperm for a micro-second until the egg dies.
All sciences say a human can't be fertilized by dog sperm. But, for that tiny micro-second, you are. 7/13/2010 12:52:07 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
O_o 7/13/2010 12:56:49 PM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
work rocked today! 7/13/2010 1:05:48 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
christ almighty get this shit fixed
I'm glad I don't have anything fragile over on that wall 7/13/2010 1:06:22 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
ugh 7/13/2010 1:28:11 PM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
food and then a shower 7/13/2010 1:34:02 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I've laid down a few good ones today. You people should appreciate that. 7/13/2010 1:39:36 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Just called a lawyer. Awaiting on him to call me back for a free consultation. 7/13/2010 2:19:57 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
LOLOLOLOL
Emporia pwnt, stay in VA 7/13/2010 2:25:59 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
I like how I got pulled over right after I asked:
Quote : | "What the fuck is the speed limit in VA anyway?" |
7/13/2010 2:27:09 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i95 through emporia?
it's 65 through there.
[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 2:32 PM. Reason : did you get an over 80] 7/13/2010 2:31:43 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^ Yeah, I-95; and no, 79/65.
edit: My plan was to go 9 over, but when I got to VA I didn't see a sign until after I got pulled. I started to slow down and just stay with the traffic pack, but this guy was pissing me off so I angry passed him which was the exact moment when I got radar-ed.
[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 2:39 PM. Reason : FAIL] 7/13/2010 2:37:36 PM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
where is FykalJpn ? 7/13/2010 2:38:31 PM |
Doss2k All American 18474 Posts user info edit post |
This will either be a good thing.. or another swift kick to the nuts.. Im guessing the later 7/13/2010 2:39:01 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
fuck me. 7/13/2010 2:41:30 PM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
you're strong, you'll get through it! 7/13/2010 2:42:18 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
interesting.
i set my cruise on 78 through there routinely.
good thing you didnt get an 80 though
Quote : | "Reckless driving - speeding in excess of 80 mph – Misdemeanor - $350.00 for each of the following 3 years
Reckless driving - speeding in excess of 80 mph – Felony - $1000.00 for each of the following 3 years" |
http://virginia.drivinguniversity.com/speeding-tickets/speeding-ticket-fines
aut-o-matic as i understand it7/13/2010 2:44:28 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
What determines if it's felony or misdemeanor? 7/13/2010 2:48:27 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
rawr
30 minute power nap turned into an hour and a half 7/13/2010 2:49:28 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^^
[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 2:50 PM. Reason : khn] 7/13/2010 2:49:57 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure it comes from repeated violations 7/13/2010 2:52:39 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
idk
just knew when i lived in richmond and drove through often (and still do) i dont touch 80.
in nc or md it's another story 7/13/2010 2:54:52 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
K- ESPN needs to calm it down with the steinbrenner stuff... Yes, I know he was a big deal to the yankees and their fans, but this is all they have talked about alllllllll day 7/13/2010 2:55:32 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
ugh 7/13/2010 2:55:35 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Yeah, I'm hoping that I can just get a PJC if VA allows those. I don't want to have to drive back up there for a 15 min. court appearance. Hence, why I'm looking into hiring a lawyer. 7/13/2010 3:00:37 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
VA does nothing. It's a shitty state. Go with lawyer.
I'm so stressed I could puke 7/13/2010 3:01:49 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
I don't feel good 7/13/2010 3:13:47 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
should I go play trivia tonight or should I stay at home and wastch teh all star game? 7/13/2010 3:33:28 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
any women at trivia? 7/13/2010 3:36:48 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
tanning bed - check
hair cut - check
vet - soon
library - soon after that
trivia - later
full day 7/13/2010 3:37:03 PM |
Wordsworth All American 2888 Posts user info edit post |
where is my damn sports bra...it's almost gym time....
Anyone work at Cree on here? 7/13/2010 3:44:24 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Faulty equipment plea, ftw. 7/13/2010 3:44:40 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "any women at trivia?" |
yes, last week it was me and one other guy and then four girls, that was just our table. definitely seemed like more women than dudes there overall though7/13/2010 3:47:05 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
well then I think you have answered your own question there 7/13/2010 3:47:56 PM |
Jen All American 10527 Posts user info edit post |
tanning bed - wait, hell no
hair cut - next week
vet - right now
library - just left
trivia - tonight, just statistics specific
lunch with LivinProof78- 7/13/2010 3:48:32 PM |