My penis curves like dis ~

5/19/2009 10:54:01 PM

all queer-like?

5/19/2009 10:54:57 PM

Naw B I am 190% straight

5/19/2009 10:56:54 PM

I fuck the girls Bruce Buce hit

5/19/2009 10:57:24 PM

just coughed so hard i almost puked

5/19/2009 11:47:24 PM

Quote :

"Well today it's "U and dat booty" There's another one that I do really well almost everyday, but for some reason I can't think of the name of it right now."

"Low" by Flo Rida.

Random thought.

5/20/2009 3:38:49 PM

I am the laziest person any of you will ever meet. I can all but guarantee that. Numerically.

I took one of those psychological personality tests a few months ago (not the free internet kind), and I scored a 0/100 on "Achievement" (the drive to better oneself, motivation), and a 1/100 on "Endurance" (how long one is willing to work to achieve goals).

I'd try going into the military to fix that sort of thing, but I scored a 98/100 in "Harm Avoidance" (which means that I am also too much of a coward).


Kinda don't know where to go with my life right now. Maybe try stand-up if I can't drag myself all the way through college.

It's like I can see all sorts of careers and know that I could at least be above-average at them as I am right now, the problem is getting to that endgame. I could be an awesome movie/music/video game critic, but unless I get incredibly lucky I'd need to go through journalism school to do it.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : .]

5/20/2009 4:17:49 PM

well... i'm in the opposite boat

I know exactly where I will be in 1 yr-- now I just have to drudge through the muck until that day comes...

5/20/2009 5:24:31 PM

Wow. Lolly Badcock. There is something about a filthy broad with an English accent.

5/20/2009 5:51:21 PM

I slept with bottombaby once

she sounds like a wounded dolphin when she orgasms

EEEEUAGHEAEEE!

5/20/2009 7:28:17 PM

here's a confession for you

i suck

5/20/2009 7:48:43 PM

so i'm getting a new refrigerator, oven, and dishwasher

5/20/2009 8:18:11 PM

^^ i think you're alright

^ ohhh exciting!!

my dad still has clots in his brain. i am worried. i am never going to finish my damn papers because i'm freaking exhausted. if i could sleep for 2 months that would be fabulous. and i hate my job. i used to like it now i hate it and it isn't even hard.

i could probably cross that all out and just go with "i suck" as well.

5/20/2009 9:01:53 PM

i wish i could be in a coma for a while...would be awesome to like wake up after 2 months and hopefully not be addicted to cigarettes anymore

5/20/2009 9:19:26 PM

My mother is still pissed at me about the wedding/picture business, and pretty much not talking to me.

As of yet, I feel no grief over this. I wish I did.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : asdfg]

5/20/2009 9:37:24 PM

^good god, i see where you get your cuntiness from at times. no offense, or anything. your mom =

5/20/2009 9:55:24 PM

i love that boy too much

5/20/2009 10:42:08 PM

I don't like macaroni and cheese

5/20/2009 10:42:45 PM

me either

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 10:45 PM. Reason : not that i hate it, but that and hot dogs are like the LAST things i try to eat]

5/20/2009 10:44:31 PM

I guess we are just unamerican

5/20/2009 10:46:59 PM

i like hot dogs in my mac n cheese

mmmmmmm

5/20/2009 10:48:28 PM

its not that i even hate how it tastes...for mac and cheese, its just that its noddles and cheese...thats so unsatisfying for me...hotdogs i just dont really care for unless its like 4th of july or i'm at a cookout or something

5/20/2009 10:50:01 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I did eat cut up hot dogs when I was little though.
I'd use ketchup as glue and make little cut up hot dog structures.

5/20/2009 10:50:13 PM

i also like hotdogs in baked beans!!!

i bet baked beans, hot dogs, and mac n cheese would either be really gross mixed together or the best thing ever made.

5/20/2009 10:53:30 PM

omg

mac 'n cheese w/ cut up hot dogs!!!!!!

5/21/2009 8:35:48 AM

^ zomg WANT

5/21/2009 9:22:14 AM

i haven't had that in so long

i'd say that i'll have it for dinner, but it's Game 2 and that means it's beer for dinner

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 9:24 AM. Reason : 22222]

5/21/2009 9:24:30 AM

mmmmm beer!

5/21/2009 9:58:43 AM

i really do not want to be awake...i am so tired...i think i'm going to drink a beer before noon

5/21/2009 10:15:15 AM

I am ready for something new

5/21/2009 10:59:03 AM

I am completely clothed from the waist up and completely nakie from the waist down

I will likely wake up this way due to laziness

5/22/2009 12:38:42 AM

my hair is more fun when its longer

5/22/2009 12:53:55 AM

I feel an insanely disproportionate amount of guilt every time I whine about something that may actually be unfair. So when I do it on here I post, edit, delete, and put a period. You may have seen this, you may have even seen the original post. Someday I'll learn the confidence to be able to judge fairness and get some self respect. In the meantime, I'll continue to be miserable.

I need him in my face. I can't hand my soul over a phone line, not with Sonic the Hedgehog beeping and booping in the background, not with my sister's cat winding around my ankles, not with 300 miles of static and bad cell phone quality. Talking for me is hard enough as it is. The best conversations I've had were in parking lots during the rain, watching the streak shadows on my dashboard. In person.

Lord, help me to find a way through this summer.

5/22/2009 6:30:07 AM

double post!

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 6:30 AM. Reason : wtf is it today]

5/22/2009 6:30:07 AM

I am still drinking.

5/22/2009 6:36:15 AM

I really wish he didn't live with a bunch of people who can't clean up after themselves.

5/22/2009 6:36:40 AM

I would give up 10 years of my life if I could just be hot.

5/22/2009 4:08:23 PM

i wish i had something to do with this machine that trades years of one's life for better looks.

5/22/2009 4:11:16 PM

^^ You are hot.

5/22/2009 4:13:18 PM

I feel selfish but I really dislike people who are not my parents bossing me around and having to put up with it because they're elders....

5/22/2009 9:34:35 PM

I am delaying the use of antibiotics to allow drinking this weekend. I can get well next week.

5/22/2009 9:35:35 PM

probably will not be smoking tonight

5/22/2009 9:46:18 PM

found a doable bitch

5/23/2009 3:28:43 AM

pics or it didn't happen

5/23/2009 4:13:33 AM

shes clingy like me

[Edited on May 23, 2009 at 4:17 AM. Reason : goes to meredith]

[Edited on May 23, 2009 at 4:17 AM. Reason : said she doesnt want to be with a dude thats fucked over 5 chicks]

5/23/2009 4:16:27 AM

congrats d00d

5/23/2009 4:39:39 AM

The last time I ordered pizza from PizzAmerica I was very drunk and passed out before they came...they called several times and the next day I felt like an ass...I felt like, and still feel like such a douche

5/24/2009 3:32:27 AM

I can't wait to get to Charlotte

5/24/2009 9:37:16 AM

i can't believe how much i drank last night, and the canes still lost. i feel like shit today and i don't even have a good reason

5/24/2009 9:48:12 AM

^ but fuck the good reason thing

5/24/2009 10:19:50 AM