lol

maybe

4/11/2010 7:15:06 PM

just lemme know if you're single, drunk and need a place to warm your hand

i've got loose fitting jeans

4/11/2010 7:18:32 PM

hahahaha

i will keep that in mind

4/11/2010 7:19:13 PM

oh my...

4/11/2010 7:19:33 PM

you are all right, girl

4/11/2010 7:20:34 PM

i'm cold right now!

but not my hands. my whole body

i'm also taken and sober so...ya know!

4/11/2010 7:21:56 PM

what is your favorite color m&m

4/11/2010 7:29:23 PM

how flexible are you

4/11/2010 7:30:48 PM

^^ brown. is that weird? lol.

^ um. not as flexible as i used to be.

4/11/2010 7:34:15 PM

how was your weekend?

4/11/2010 9:27:41 PM

what would you do if CassTheSass walked up and punched you in the neck?

4/11/2010 9:29:24 PM

^^ was ok, how was yours?

^ i'd probably be like "wtf??"

4/11/2010 9:32:13 PM

she's pretty mean, she had her bf pull over so she could punch me in the neck today, in fact.

4/11/2010 9:33:04 PM

yes its weird

at least you didnt say green lol

4/11/2010 9:33:20 PM

it was good. drank a fair amount which i hadn't done in quite some time.

4/11/2010 9:41:37 PM

hey, how's it going? what are you doing after graduation?

4/13/2010 9:45:48 PM

oh you know. moving home and stuff

what every over educated unemployed 20something does these days.

4/13/2010 9:46:30 PM

and if i make it through several months of that without committing suicide

hopefully i will find a job where i can sustain myself OUTSIDE of my parents house.

4/13/2010 9:51:40 PM

yeah, it happens. let me know if I can help in any way....


besides offering you money to let me put that thang in yo guts.

4/13/2010 9:52:32 PM

haha

prostitution HAS always been my back up plan

i applied to 3 jobs today that i would die to get (except not really cause then i wouldn't get them)

with google.

if people need jobs google has a lots of jobs. esp if you will move overseas and can speak a foreign language. yep yeppp.

4/13/2010 9:54:29 PM

Is your favorite "Land Before Time" character Duckie?

4/13/2010 9:56:47 PM

no. but she was pretty cute haha

i was always partial to petri and cera the bitch triceratops.

4/13/2010 9:57:18 PM

lolololol... don't even bother with Google. You aren't getting a job there unless you have nearly flawless grades as an undergrad and in grad school. Or have AMAZING job experience and great recommendations. Hardest place I've ever seen to get a job at. Awesome location though in the main headquarters...

Should I bother watching the Mets anymore this season?

4/13/2010 9:58:31 PM

Is your next move med school?

4/13/2010 9:58:32 PM

^^ i know. i was hoping maybe they'd hire me as a legal assistant in hong kong since all you need is a BA. hahaha. and no, probably should just give up on the mets. but i mean its early so you probably should stay optimistic until like june.

^ yes. actually if i didn't have to go back to school for like 2 more credits i would have applied directly to NURSING school (not med school).

4/13/2010 10:00:44 PM

I was totally kidding. That's awesome!

I'm not sure where you went to law school, but in your experience, did you meet a lot of Ivy League rejects?

4/13/2010 10:02:41 PM

haha well i mean. i want to be a nurse now. kinda late for that i guess. maybe someday

and no. i mean ivy league rejects from law school or undergrad?

i go to school with a lot of UNC grads that did not make it into Duke/Wake or Unc law

4/13/2010 10:08:18 PM

I took a girl to an expensive Italian restruant tonight

She's in the bathroom right now

What are my odds of getting laid

4/13/2010 10:19:05 PM

well how long has she been in the bathroom?

4/13/2010 10:20:16 PM

like 3 minutes? i dont know, as soon as she went I picked up the laptop and was like hmmm, I wonder what that kdawachele lady has to say on the matter, she seems like a wise old sage of sorts

oh shit the toilet just flushed here she comes! wish me luck!

4/13/2010 10:21:54 PM

ok good luck

i just thought she might have been trying to get out a window but BEST OF LUCK

4/13/2010 10:23:37 PM

You took her out to dinner? Like on a date? lol.

4/13/2010 10:28:59 PM

slave....naked man?

4/13/2010 10:32:16 PM

are these questions for me? i'm so confused

4/13/2010 10:33:24 PM

have you ever used Mucinex before?

did it work?

will I be better soon?

4/13/2010 11:13:14 PM

ummm i have used it

i do not know if it actually worked as i was really sick and ende dup vomiting it back up

soo the answer is

MAYBE?!

4/13/2010 11:16:22 PM

haha mine wasnt a question to you but merely a suggestion to slave on getting laid

4/13/2010 11:17:24 PM

oh no

I hope I don't vomit

I just want my head to clear up

4/13/2010 11:18:02 PM

i think mucinex is for your chest yo

chest and throat

what you need is sudafed!

[Edited on April 13, 2010 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

4/13/2010 11:18:34 PM

a good vomit will clear up your sinuses

4/13/2010 11:19:18 PM

ewwww vomit

4/13/2010 11:20:31 PM

I got the maximum strength kind and one of the uses is for temporarily relieving sinus congestion and pressure/promoting nasal AND/OR sinus drainage

this better work

[Edited on April 13, 2010 at 11:21 PM. Reason : and I've had a nasty cough ]

4/13/2010 11:21:09 PM

NOOOOOOOOOO!

I just read a horrible horrible non-specific spoiler about a show we both watch. And I'm sad.


Wanna know what I'm talking about?

4/14/2010 2:31:39 PM

have you gained weight lately?

4/14/2010 3:09:27 PM

what's your max bench press?

4/14/2010 3:47:36 PM

^^^^ i have a cough today too. barf

^^^ is it grey's anatomy?? i haven't watched the last like 3 episodes so i need to catch up. or private practice? i haven't watched the last 3 - 4 of those either! maybe i will do that now since i am sick in bed

^^ yes

^ ummm i dunno i haven't bench pressed anything in a lonngggg ass time.

4/14/2010 5:06:55 PM

it's private practice. do you wanna know? huh huh do ya?

it's a spoiler about the season finale, but not an actual REAL spoiler cuz it's sorta blind (you don't know the characters, just what's gonna happen) if that makes sense.

4/14/2010 5:09:13 PM

noooo. well maybe. now i'm curious but i'm not. ahhhhh damn you!

4/14/2010 5:09:47 PM

IT AINT BAD

it just makes me


CAN I TELL YA HUH HUH

4/14/2010 5:10:24 PM

BLARGH

(edit post to see spoiler)

4/14/2010 5:13:07 PM