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12/9/2010 10:19:55 AM

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"If I was khcadwal 's math homework I'd be really hard and she'd be doing me on her desk."

12/9/2010 10:24:16 AM

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"A friend wants some socks for Christmas. I'm tempted to get them, but only if she'll model them for me "

12/9/2010 11:56:48 AM

12/9/2010 11:57:35 AM

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"Engineering majors having to take BS CHASS classes is BS. I understand if people want to volunteer to muddle through BS, maybe to the point of making a college career of it, only to find out that it's useless, where they end up getting married and preggers, or doing something non-related because they got dat 4 year degree, or they go to grad school to do something useful and non-related to their degree (although, most will say that it is related because they happened to take a class sophomore year in a subject that could be applicable to their major in grad school). Ugh, a semester and a half of credit hours for this dumb shit. "

12/9/2010 11:58:12 AM

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"This is seriously gut-wrenching for me. I just got a call from my Doctor. A week ago, I had my normal yearly exam and some extra blood work done. I opted for the extra because I've suddenly become incredibly paranoid since health-wise, my family is falling apart. I've been anxiously awaiting the lab results and when I got them I was brought to tears. I'm so scared. There are abnormal cells all over my cervix and while this happens to plenty of people without it being a serious issue, my luck has been far too good lately to have this be anything but bad news. I'm going in for a few biopsies next week and I dunno how I can focus on anything else when I have this floating/screaming/stomping in the back of my brain. /word vomit. "

I'm very sorry to hear this. Hopefully it's not a serious issue. Wishing the best for you.

12/9/2010 1:29:16 PM

why is the dog stuff a confession

12/9/2010 3:22:24 PM

^^^ If you can't manage to find a single interesting class in CHASS, you're an idiot.

12/9/2010 3:24:47 PM

^^^ HPV

12/9/2010 3:27:47 PM

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"If I was khcadwal 's math homework I'd be really hard and she'd be doing me on her desk. "

lolol

12/9/2010 3:30:37 PM

"The janitor comes in every night, and sits down in one of the empty seats near my desk and talks about shit I don't fucking care about. I really wish he would just shut up and re-fill the toilet paper."

The poor guy is a janitor and thinks you're a friend. Fucking take a few minutes and talk to him and make his day a little better.

12/9/2010 5:40:44 PM

Confess to me.

12/9/2010 9:40:35 PM

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"my significant other seems to think that I'm cheating on them, which is totally unfounded and untrue, yet they keep telling everyone they run into about how I'm somehow cheating on them but just haven't been caught yet. I told them that they are perfectly free to higher a private eye to 3rd party confirm everything i tell them, but it's going to be very boring. it's the one thing i ask for, just a little bit of loyalty. this relating to the telling of others, just about anyone it seems, about our personal shit. mostly because they seem to delight in making me out to be some huge fool to everyone. while I don't bring up shit about them. very recently they pocket called me and I overheard about 20 minutes of them explaining to someone they have never met before nor really know all about the bad things I do and am, with just about all of them being unfounded, baseless, and overly exaggerated. perhaps they just feel that by somehow making me out to be the villain will give them some sort of communal sympathy. and yes i've talked to them about it and about how much it bothers me that they do this often yet they keep doing it. "

12/9/2010 9:45:09 PM

^ and you are still with this person because ... ?

12/9/2010 9:48:00 PM

seriously, dont be a retard

12/9/2010 9:50:13 PM

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"The first time I ever gave head I had my head tilted the wrong way and the cum went up into my nose instead of down my throat. I tried playing it off and was just going to keep it there until I could excuse myself to the bathroom. However, the guy wanted to cuddle and then he started trying to tickle me. Some how I managed to blow the cum out of my nose and onto his face. He thought that I spit it on him and kept asking me why I did it. I never confessed what happened and just changed the subject."

This is freakin' amazing. Sucks to be the guy though.

12/9/2010 9:50:26 PM

aaahahahahahahahaha

12/9/2010 9:51:32 PM

^^^ Me? Or them?

I mean I get the whole "but I love them" thing and have definitely been there. But you always realize afterward you were being an idiot.

12/9/2010 9:52:05 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJA

12/9/2010 9:52:32 PM

^^haha really?

I thought it was obvious I was agreeing with you

12/9/2010 9:53:56 PM

well I didn't know if you were like "duh, it's the poontang"

12/9/2010 9:54:22 PM

shnaw, putting up with someone publicly degrading you is NOT worth sex

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 9:56 PM. Reason : I mean unless you're wretchedly hideous of course]

12/9/2010 9:55:34 PM

of course

12/9/2010 9:59:54 PM

Yeah, wtf... You have to have some serious self-loathing tendencies to put up with that...

12/9/2010 10:02:37 PM

confess to me people

or just talk to me

12/9/2010 10:03:24 PM

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"Truth be told, I think wolfpackgrrr is wrong. I mean, she's right in saying that I can find an interesting class in CHASS. No doubt. But to force Engineering majors to take those departmental classes is stupid. I don't want to take a literature class, and no, I couldn't find an interesting one in the "list" of approved literature classes. All I could do was find a class that I could tolerate. It's nothing more than a waste of 1.5 semesters, which is a waste of my fucking money. "

12/9/2010 10:03:50 PM

then go to a fucking tech school

12/9/2010 10:06:56 PM

lol, ^^ they don't get what a 'university' education is supposed to be...

12/9/2010 10:12:10 PM

the curriculum has been posted since that poster was sucking on his mom's teet.

if you dont like it, gtfo

12/9/2010 10:14:28 PM

exactly, thats like ordering a pizza and complaining that there's cheese on it

DERP DERP

12/9/2010 10:19:27 PM

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"Really, I think this saps852 is a fucking idiot. He thinks you can get an engineering degree worth a damn at a tech school. Naw. I would rather take the BS CHASS classes and take more engineering degrees. Knowing Aristotle isn't going to help me worth a damn when analyzing a turbine. And Arab13. He's a fucking tool if he thinks a university education consists of useless material that is extraneous to what you want to study. I understand if he wants to get 5 degrees. More power to him. But he made that choice. I have no interest in taking a semester of history in college. Not to put down the people who want to, but I shouldn't be forced to do it. It's asinine. But I know NCSU just makes us do it to justify keeping the CHASS department. "

12/9/2010 10:20:09 PM

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"I wonder if divababy likes to takes facials. My white cum on her black skin would be so hot"

12/9/2010 10:20:57 PM

People thinking they're too good to have to take classes from any other college are nothing new.

When am I ever going to need to know WWII history?
I already SPEAK English!
Philosophy is for stoners.

12/9/2010 10:21:08 PM

^^BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 10:21 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2010 10:21:24 PM

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAH I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But on the real....A facial every now and again is fine with me.

12/9/2010 10:23:02 PM

PM Sent

12/9/2010 10:26:48 PM

^you're doing it wrong.

12/9/2010 10:27:23 PM

thats what you think

12/9/2010 10:28:05 PM

PM sent

12/9/2010 10:28:11 PM

PM received times 2

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 10:28 PM. Reason : e]

12/9/2010 10:28:42 PM

PM received

12/9/2010 10:28:51 PM

If anyone ever gave me a facial, I would kick them in the shins. Hard.

12/9/2010 10:29:35 PM

Shin guards acquired
PM sent

12/9/2010 10:30:16 PM

sometimes it just happens

12/9/2010 10:30:52 PM

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"Really, I think this saps852 is a fucking idiot. He thinks you can get an engineering degree worth a damn at a tech school."

lol, clearly you need some more chass classes you non-reading comprehension having baby, I never said that

12/9/2010 10:31:00 PM

well, there goes samwise off my list

[Edited on December 9, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : d]

12/9/2010 10:32:15 PM

I don't like stuff flying in my face


ya heard

12/9/2010 10:32:51 PM

pffft samwise will always be on my list

#1 twwer 4 lyfe

12/9/2010 10:33:39 PM

y'all only like me because I'm not chubby anymore

12/9/2010 10:34:20 PM

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"Who does this Skwinkle think she/he is? Oh, an English major. She knows a little of everything, but a master of nothing. I love how CHASS majors think that people should take History/Philosophy/Literature/ect classes. I know those topics can come up in conversation, which I suppose that's why they feel they're justified in thinking their classes are useful to engineers. What I don't understand is why don't their departments make them take Engineering classes? The Nuke department could use some more people to add to the 20 people who take their entry level engineering class. We can always add some more seats in our Statics and Dynamics classes in the MAE and CE departments. Is this information useless to an English major? I don't see how so, as the basic concepts are found in many of our mechanical systems, which they will inevitably encounter in their everyday life. But no. The CHASS majors who started out in Engineer or some other science change because they either didn't "like" the material or they couldn't "do" the material. So why is it that when engineers or people outside of CHASS who don't want to take their classes because they aren't interested in the areas we're forced to take classes called "snobs," or they somehow think we don't "get" why we should take their classes. It's a double standard to be honest. But I personally feel that if a CHASS student doesn't want to take an engineering class, they shouldn't be forced to to do it. So why do you scoff at someone who doesn't want to take a CHASS class if they're in engineering. What makes your classes any more valuable over our own? Again. It's a double standard. "

12/9/2010 10:34:23 PM