well next time you masturbate aim for your left eye instead!

4/24/2007 5:05:10 PM

at first i was thinking about how i wish i could like be a male jiggalo and make a bunch of money but then i read sawahash's post and i was like i wonder what shes refering too...i'm too lazy to click back and read right now

4/24/2007 7:49:57 PM

man, I'd like to see you soon. I hope you miss me please just be straightforward

4/24/2007 8:35:38 PM

Isn't there an American Idol thread?

4/24/2007 8:36:30 PM

I thought I was going to get to go home early

4/24/2007 8:37:18 PM

Wendy's never gets my order right.

I never check it before I pull away.

Sometimes I get extra, sometimes I get less.

I'm angry either way.

McDonald's never does this to me.

I guess McDonald's is better.....

4/24/2007 8:38:29 PM

There's just something about Lakisha that I don't like. Melinda, yes. Jordin, yes. Blake, Chris and Phil, yes. Lakisha- no.

4/24/2007 8:40:26 PM

Quote :

"I wonder if Halpern can be bribed into cancelling our last paper."

Nope.

I have another paper due that day, too... And one due the following day.

4/24/2007 10:13:51 PM

DOWNTOWN. Salon. Hurry. Visa.

4/24/2007 10:26:07 PM

that kelly rowland and Eve song is stuck in my head

4/24/2007 10:27:14 PM

Why are women so damn confusing?

4/24/2007 10:27:47 PM

if they dont know what they want, how can we men know what they want

4/24/2007 10:28:20 PM

I don't know....I confuse my self all the fucking time!

4/24/2007 10:28:40 PM

Exactly. Open yo damn eyes.

4/24/2007 10:28:42 PM

^^^^ We're not. Men just aren't smart enough to figure it out!

[Edited on April 24, 2007 at 10:29 PM. Reason : ]

4/24/2007 10:28:59 PM

i think my betta hates me now

4/24/2007 10:38:02 PM

I have two....they love me!

4/24/2007 10:38:40 PM

mines probably like "why the fuck am i in this coffee mug right now"

4/24/2007 10:39:39 PM

dude if there is a trace of caffeine in that mug theyll die

becareful man

4/24/2007 10:40:22 PM

i only drink koolaid

4/24/2007 10:42:00 PM

when ever I go home I put mine in a mason jar...they get so mad at me! but they forgive me cause they love me!

4/24/2007 10:42:47 PM

MAYBE I'll start on that soils design homework now.

maybe

4/24/2007 10:43:38 PM

whiskey bent and hellbound

4/24/2007 10:44:52 PM

If I ever meet a guy I like as much as House I'm gonna marry him

4/24/2007 11:47:13 PM

note to self...dont meet vix

4/24/2007 11:49:38 PM

you realize he is an actor right?

you love a writer

4/24/2007 11:50:34 PM

Quote :

"you realize he is an actor right? you love a writer"

I know. I like to think I'm more in love with an idea.

4/24/2007 11:52:27 PM

I'm digging this Cosby show marathon!

4/24/2007 11:53:54 PM

BBQ chicken and bacon sandwich ftw.

4/25/2007 12:05:06 AM

ok i'm gonna clean up hardcore for 15 minutes to see how much i can accomplish in 15 minutes when i dont have distractions

4/25/2007 12:29:51 AM

man whered all the cool wolfwebbers go...i want them to post more...its getting boring to be on tww again

4/25/2007 12:49:46 AM

take-home finals are the best!!!

4/25/2007 12:57:51 AM

^^fuck you dude

a TWW without Saddamizer is like a golf tournament without Tiger woods

no one gives a FUCK about it

4/25/2007 1:03:49 AM

BABYISM

4/25/2007 2:32:47 AM

^ hahahaha

[Edited on April 25, 2007 at 2:51 AM. Reason : fuck, I should study and then hit the sack]

4/25/2007 2:36:34 AM

oh no how is it 3:15

fuck

okay, time for bed

4/25/2007 3:15:45 AM

women is diabolical

4/25/2007 3:16:45 AM

babyism

why do we only have one more class

4/25/2007 3:17:23 AM

we only have one more class?

since when?

oh, right, you people are graduating

I'm still taking Modernism, I guess... and I'm going to heavily petition for a Pynchon class next Spring

4/25/2007 3:21:37 AM

you people

4/25/2007 3:22:56 AM

i told myself i was going to stop spending money

and i just found out they released moral orel dvds yesterday

4/25/2007 3:52:43 AM

damn

4/25/2007 3:53:36 AM

I want it in my life

4/25/2007 3:54:07 AM

and WtchyWmn stopped PMing me

i am left friendless since StillFuchsia went to bed



maybe ActionPants will wake up soon

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4/25/2007 3:55:19 AM

what time does starbucks open?

4/25/2007 3:55:25 AM

probably like 6

4/25/2007 3:55:43 AM

gonna watch a movie

4/25/2007 3:57:15 AM

did you watch sweet sweetback's badaaasssssss song?

4/25/2007 5:16:33 AM

damn i bet i'm gonna feel shitty when i wake up tomorrow and realize all the dumb shit i posted tonight

NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

4/25/2007 5:18:28 AM

I'm way too fucking important to be posting on this site

4/25/2007 5:20:05 AM