If I were single I'd turn into a slut. Good thing I'm not and won't be for a while.

4/28/2007 11:29:29 PM

to go further...those that i'd fuck fall into 2 categories...those i would tell my friends i'm fucking, and those i wouldnt tell my friends

the broads that i would get in a relationship with i'd def. be fucking and would tell my friends

[Edited on April 28, 2007 at 11:32 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2007 11:32:10 PM

I wonder what the courts would say if you sued someone for help taking care of an animal you got together...probably laugh your ass out of court. I'd never try it, but I bet someone has!

4/28/2007 11:32:32 PM

why does anyone like Dimmu Borgir? they really suck.

4/28/2007 11:33:48 PM

ha, I feel married already
(don't mean that negatively)

4/28/2007 11:34:13 PM

I'm tired of having a roommate besides my bf. Its really getting old, annoying, and he's really irritating me!

Why did we have to be nice to one guy and make everyone think its ok!

^ haha, me too!

[Edited on April 28, 2007 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2007 11:35:49 PM

4/28/2007 11:36:18 PM

why wont this file save

4/29/2007 12:17:55 AM

4/29/2007 12:23:12 AM

what the hell is my roommate thinking fucking this girl

4/29/2007 12:37:27 AM

rub it in with his virgin roommate?

4/29/2007 12:38:07 AM

hahahaha.. no

he has a g/f... fucking some girl he brought back from beer fest. personally I think its pretty fucking stupid since he really likes his g/f

4/29/2007 12:39:43 AM

dynamics final is not getting studied for. i'd blame tdub, but if it wasn't here i'd fine another way to waste my time.

4/29/2007 12:41:10 AM

Once again...I made the right choice.

4/29/2007 1:07:17 AM

one of these days i think i'm gonna go crazy

4/29/2007 1:18:37 AM

I need booze...

4/29/2007 1:20:38 AM

fuck it i'm gonna go get some

4/29/2007 1:22:00 AM

8 down.. 4 more to go

4/29/2007 1:22:50 AM

0 down...12 to go

back when i had like 400 posts i use to get drunk a lot and post on tww

4/29/2007 1:30:46 AM

6 down 4 to go

4/29/2007 1:36:52 AM

hahahha... I'm not drunk but I had 3 beers and lost two games of beer pong... so I'm kinda tipsy...woot... first time posting on tww slightly intoxicated...

4/29/2007 1:39:00 AM

so fucking glad this night is over

4/29/2007 1:44:33 AM

4/29/2007 1:47:32 AM

9, 3 to go

4/29/2007 1:47:50 AM

2 down...10 to go

4/29/2007 1:53:26 AM

8 down 2 to go

4/29/2007 2:08:16 AM

why everyone gotta copy me


10 down, 2 to go.. then bed

4/29/2007 2:09:26 AM

i'm starting my 4th...i feel kinda funky

4/29/2007 2:10:12 AM

i dunno

everyone else is doing it?

4/29/2007 2:10:33 AM

rollin out.

4/29/2007 2:11:17 AM

god this woman is driving me crazy!!!

4/29/2007 2:15:46 AM

aawwh

4/29/2007 2:22:29 AM

i really dont want to work at 9am

4/29/2007 2:30:08 AM

hahahaha... god damnit.. my roommate is a dumb fuck

4/29/2007 2:41:53 AM

tell him he should only be a dumbfuck on tww...its much easier that way

4/29/2007 2:44:31 AM

i wish i got paid for my thoughts...then i'd post some REALLY good shit in hur lol

4/29/2007 2:57:05 AM

I have so much stuff on my bed

4/29/2007 4:57:54 AM

maybe you should clean it off

4/29/2007 5:07:13 AM

hahaha, Lucky1 drank WAY too much last night! He's regretting it today! ha-ha!

4/29/2007 9:57:54 AM

What to write for my last Nabokov paper.

4/29/2007 12:27:23 PM

^my friend brittany is in that class. halpern, right?

ugh, all this internship talk is makin me jealous...

4/29/2007 3:57:08 PM

hahahaha, I wish I could start my Halpern paper

4/29/2007 3:57:53 PM

holy mother of god i'm pooped

4/29/2007 4:28:58 PM

Progress Energy can go to hell.

4/29/2007 4:32:07 PM

owie, stop throbbing, stupid cut.

at least that mango was good, it was worth a small slice to the pinky...

4/29/2007 4:37:40 PM

fuck

i forgot green tea at the grocery store

4/29/2007 4:38:22 PM

man


that was a crazy movie

4/29/2007 4:39:00 PM

spend the time to straiten my hair and not have to fuck with it for a few days or let it go curly and have to fuck with it tommorow

4/29/2007 7:17:21 PM

god why can't i be CONCISE?

this study guide is taking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. and i've barely started.

4/29/2007 7:39:17 PM

earlier I met Paul Sedaris (little brother to Amy/David Sedaris) and his daughter, who was very sweet

4/29/2007 7:42:19 PM