<3 amy and david sedaris.

1542 and all that jazz...

4/29/2007 7:43:49 PM

I've had a good day! This is 2 of three weekends down, got to come home and get to stay here tonight, study at MY leisure at MY (parents) house on MY own accord, sleep in MY bed, washed the Blazer, Armor All-ed the interior, cleaned the windows...and get to have a nice, home cooked dinner with my parents (the most important people in the world). SO glad its almost the end of the semester!!!

4/29/2007 7:46:06 PM

i think i got like top 5 most fucked up last night

4/29/2007 7:51:49 PM

goddamnit

4/29/2007 7:52:49 PM

my legs ache

4/29/2007 7:58:52 PM

I'm so fucked if I can't come up with a paper topic.

Please let me make at least a C on my French final so I can pass the course.

4/29/2007 8:08:07 PM

i am really fucking dumb sometimes

4/29/2007 8:09:23 PM

i do believe i got a touch of sun today at the beach

4/29/2007 8:49:46 PM

4/29/2007 8:50:42 PM

i want some

4/29/2007 9:17:22 PM

i'm thinking about death and distruction

4/29/2007 9:24:49 PM

$

4/29/2007 9:29:45 PM

I think I might break the diet tonight. get some ice cream. or cheesecake. or chocolate. or...nevermind you get the picture

4/29/2007 9:31:17 PM

I just rubbed one out.

4/29/2007 9:32:05 PM

Me too.

4/29/2007 9:32:22 PM

I'm super sleepy for some reason and it's only 9:32...

4/29/2007 9:34:04 PM

I dated Palmela Handerson for a while. She never turned me down.

4/29/2007 9:34:55 PM

i bet this tuna helper is gonna be the shit...i even used a measuring cup

4/29/2007 9:37:09 PM

hahahaha - you know you're poor if you actually measure out ingredients!

4/29/2007 9:42:16 PM

haha nah i can make tuna helper in my sleep...i just wanted to see how it'd come out if i measured

i havent made it in a while so i want it to be really good

4/29/2007 9:45:09 PM

I'm not poor (well I am right now), but I always measure because I am a terrible measurer and I am not much of a cook.

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4/29/2007 9:46:30 PM

my girl could try boiling water and burn it somehow lol

4/29/2007 9:48:00 PM

haha

i'm a pretty decent measurer...like koolaid hasnt been measured in forever

4/29/2007 9:49:10 PM

My boyfriend makes fun of me for it all the time!

4/29/2007 9:49:59 PM

I just rubbed one out

4/29/2007 9:51:23 PM

fedor vs cro cop

sick fight

4/29/2007 9:54:31 PM

4/29/2007 10:23:34 PM

wooooo for not studying

4/29/2007 10:46:12 PM

signed

4/29/2007 10:46:42 PM

Sprint Upstage looks retarded.

4/29/2007 10:48:59 PM

I think I should go to bed!

4/29/2007 11:12:08 PM

i will do anything to not study. this is ridiculous.

4/30/2007 12:18:49 AM

i just spilled beer all over my bed. im smooth.

4/30/2007 12:35:49 AM

take home final complete!!! woot!

4/30/2007 12:38:10 AM

I feel lame for asking my professor to let me take my exam later with her other class. Hopefully it won't make her think I'm lazy (... lazier than she already does, considering).

4/30/2007 1:04:39 AM

4/30/2007 1:05:40 AM

4/30/2007 1:11:48 AM

4/30/2007 1:21:30 AM

break the wax or no??

4/30/2007 3:00:12 AM

11 done with only a minimal amount of fuzz.

Sleep, proof, conclude. Done.

Bourbon, I wanted to like you. I'm surprised I tried you again, but you still suck. You aren't even mediocre, and I'm not even going to hurt your feelings by telling you where you stand in relation to Irish whiskey.





























































































Yes I am. You fucking suck, and I'm not even sure I'd drink you if you were free all the time. I probably would when I was broke, but I wouldn't be happy about it.



You're done Bourbon. That's it.

4/30/2007 3:02:28 AM

you said whiskey

that means yes!

4/30/2007 3:02:58 AM

I want to be in Charlotte.

4/30/2007 3:52:02 AM

i want to be in sleep

4/30/2007 3:53:33 AM

I'm going to hate myself tomorrow with all these pages left unwritten.

Oh well. Time for a nap.

4/30/2007 4:07:15 AM

oh noes!

4/30/2007 4:08:17 AM

its late or early. which is it?

4/30/2007 4:43:27 AM

laearly

4/30/2007 4:44:28 AM

maybe, damn flood control

4/30/2007 4:45:04 AM

I'm going to kill you if you drank all the Whiskey last night!!!!

4/30/2007 8:38:30 AM

set em up

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4/30/2007 8:47:35 AM