having sex with her was a bad bad bad idea...that i would do again again and again

4/30/2007 2:53:50 PM

Red Hot Chili Peppers make my day

4/30/2007 3:04:19 PM

nothing

4/30/2007 3:05:06 PM

i just got two of the most awesomely explicit pms ever.

ever.

if i posted them

this place would explode

4/30/2007 3:11:17 PM

thinking about how long its gonna take for me to get motivated enough to finally go to dh hill

4/30/2007 3:14:25 PM

i feel like our friendship is fading...

and just what the HELL was that supposed to mean?!

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 4:25 PM. Reason : ]

4/30/2007 4:07:44 PM

what i want to download next

4/30/2007 4:37:18 PM

who the unlucky bastard is who is helping that chick in classifieds move

4/30/2007 4:38:16 PM

I'm gonna be here forever

4/30/2007 4:38:35 PM

what, what exam tomorrow? pshaaa

4/30/2007 4:39:55 PM

shoudl i take the pup to the offleash park, then go out for dinner

or just go for a walk around the neighborhood, go home and make the vegan penne putanesca i had planned on

4/30/2007 4:49:30 PM

option B. ^

4/30/2007 4:49:56 PM

you've been on a cooking roll, pilgrim. what you made last night looked great.

4/30/2007 4:50:57 PM

rediscovering an old flame

putanesca it is!

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 4:53 PM. Reason : e]

4/30/2007 4:53:28 PM

i wish they would put one of the midgets in the pumpkin chucker on little people big world

4/30/2007 5:19:35 PM

the stuff in the Journal of Popular Culture = lol omg so cute

4/30/2007 5:29:09 PM

off to get the something to drink at work then to a softball game...oh no!

4/30/2007 6:15:57 PM

all these cops

and their handcuffs and nightsticks

4/30/2007 6:16:12 PM

$

4/30/2007 6:25:23 PM

what should I have for dinner?

Spaghetti even though I may have no sauce

or go out and eat? perhaps wendy's or brueggers?

4/30/2007 6:29:45 PM

no boobiez

4/30/2007 6:30:10 PM

wendys

4/30/2007 6:30:31 PM

i may go to cookout for dinner.

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 6:40 PM. Reason : fresh banana shake, mm]

4/30/2007 6:40:28 PM

fuck it, this paragraph is going to be about Animorphs

because this paper is not nearly nerdy enough

4/30/2007 7:21:43 PM

I'm thinking about farting and let out some gas ......... oooooooooooooooooooh yaaaaaaah boyeeeeeeee!!!!

4/30/2007 7:22:38 PM

leaving work...going home...changing...going drinking. same thing i do most week days.

4/30/2007 7:29:43 PM

That was a nice workout and shower. Now I can relax.

4/30/2007 8:04:11 PM

I need somebody to come take all this crap off my hands!

4/30/2007 8:06:43 PM

use soap!

4/30/2007 8:07:15 PM

haha yeah def

4/30/2007 8:07:58 PM

Quote :

"shoudl i take the pup to the offleash park, then go out for dinner or just go for a walk around the neighborhood, go home and make the vegan penne putanesca i had planned on "

ok so i got lazy and just made a roasted eggplant pesto paglia with yellow and green squash with the rest of the eggplant pesto i made yesterday

4/30/2007 8:08:24 PM

Quote :

"use soap!"

no really

anybody want a cordless phone? fan? bookshelf?

plz come get this crap. i dont' want to move it all!

[Edited on April 30, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : f]

4/30/2007 8:08:29 PM

nah I'm good

I'm gonna have a pretty big yard sale/ twwers come get stuff for dirt cheap day soon

4/30/2007 8:12:08 PM

thats what i should do

4/30/2007 8:13:36 PM

i'll be there if i got some green

4/30/2007 8:13:49 PM

<3 fans.

4/30/2007 8:24:11 PM

man this exam is gonna blow

4/30/2007 9:20:03 PM

allergies or cold?

i cant tell

4/30/2007 9:24:55 PM

the moon is full

4/30/2007 10:22:05 PM

man...i'm gonna be WORE out by the end of tonight...

4/30/2007 10:22:55 PM

oh my goodness


I'd like to make a quick buck.

4/30/2007 10:30:12 PM

about to wing the fuck outta my fluids exam tomorrow.

4/30/2007 10:47:14 PM

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=445180&cache=1
someone should embed since Twwers seem to like PBJT, Green Monster, etc...

4/30/2007 11:09:20 PM

catch o' the day!

4/30/2007 11:11:31 PM

stalking

5/1/2007 12:26:15 AM

stalking is a good idea....time to get on facebook

~E

5/1/2007 12:26:45 AM

built-in structure and raison d'être my ass...

5/1/2007 12:31:58 AM

I'm thinking about rubbing one out.

5/1/2007 12:34:03 AM

I was finally ready to sleep, and then a bunch of sirens went off... grrr

And that's so selfish of me! Someone apparently is hurt and/or in trouble...

5/1/2007 12:35:04 AM

haha i'm loling so hard

5/1/2007 12:49:06 AM