i thougth we were talking about some sonali hymen destruction in here....what happened?

6/10/2005 1:26:29 AM

I started thinking about corn pops

[Edited on June 10, 2005 at 1:27 AM. Reason : and frosted mini-wheats]

6/10/2005 1:26:52 AM

corn poops

6/10/2005 1:27:10 AM

Isnt it fucking scary when you take a corn poop and cant remember the last time you ate corn?

6/10/2005 1:29:38 AM

summer o' 97

6/10/2005 1:30:07 AM

Quote :

"my mom got married when she was my age..she told me i had till the age 25 to get married if not i get an arranged one"

wow, if i got married before 25 my mom would probably kick my ass

6/10/2005 1:30:13 AM

ugh, more data entry tomorrow, so i better got o bed soon

6/10/2005 1:30:47 AM

Yeah, but shes Indian, and women only exist to get married.

or something

6/10/2005 1:30:57 AM

eek even now my moms like "so met anybody yet? you know you dont have to go to college"

6/10/2005 1:31:26 AM

that's just wrong.

6/10/2005 1:33:37 AM

keep the parents at bay until you're out of college and can support yourself.

then tell them you're a lesbian

6/10/2005 1:36:42 AM

they would rather have her unmarried than be lesbian

6/10/2005 1:37:43 AM

fuck your parents.. literally...


see i told you i was crazy

6/10/2005 1:37:59 AM

after all the shit i've had to deal with since november this is one of the best days i've had since then

6/10/2005 1:38:57 AM

Quote :

"they would rather have her unmarried than be lesbian"

basically lol

6/10/2005 1:39:12 AM

but you probably are a muff diver if you would just admit it

6/10/2005 1:39:53 AM

I got outfished by a girl

6/10/2005 1:40:02 AM

haha awesome night bum hunting, and there are some ugly ass niggas on this website

6/10/2005 1:40:02 AM

Quote :

""so met anybody yet? you know you dont have to go to college""

Say yes mom, im going to college because i really aspire to sit at home and be a housewife, and slave to my husband, rather than live my own life with my own career.

6/10/2005 1:40:10 AM

patels dont have any say

6/10/2005 1:40:47 AM

Quote :

"I got outfished by a girl"

beginners luck greg

6/10/2005 1:40:58 AM

hey thats what my mom is now...went to college for one semester got married and moved here...never worked in her life

6/10/2005 1:41:20 AM

Sucks to be one, then

^This is where our cultures differ, but i would call that a wasted life. I think its pretty pathetic that so many women truely only really want to get hitched and be a housewife for the rest of their lives. Like thats the pinnacle of adulthood and accomplish.

[Edited on June 10, 2005 at 1:42 AM. Reason : ]

6/10/2005 1:41:26 AM

omg you people aren't thinking this.

6/10/2005 1:41:45 AM

o yes i am

6/10/2005 1:42:02 AM

hey sonali can i come meet your mom?

no joke i wouldnt be a dumbass or nothing

6/10/2005 1:42:21 AM

wow...

6/10/2005 1:42:57 AM

what?

6/10/2005 1:44:48 AM

i know but in india thats how they were brought up...i've always thought since my mom moved here in the late 70's she still keeps the mentality of how India was and thats how she wants to bring me up even though India isn't like that anymore

and uh josh why do you wanna meet her/ lol

6/10/2005 1:46:09 AM

tell her i am your bf and see what she says

6/10/2005 1:46:32 AM

indian weddings are fun

6/10/2005 1:46:52 AM

haha she would die josh no offense

and indian weddings are fun but long as hell..im going to one in 2 weeks

6/10/2005 1:49:26 AM

i chased a girl around the room trying to cum on her one time, that was funny

too bad i missed

6/10/2005 1:50:37 AM

you should aim lower.

6/10/2005 1:51:54 AM

i tried to trick her into taking a shot in the face but my leg slipped off her (i was gonna kick her forward with my leg while she sat over top me) and she ran, so i chased her while still beatin off, missed her by like a foot (she juked)


[Edited on June 10, 2005 at 1:54 AM. Reason : f]

6/10/2005 1:53:43 AM

that's why i always tie my bitches down.

6/10/2005 1:54:33 AM

bed time.

6/10/2005 2:37:44 AM

fun night at the bar, saw lori and amber (the tiki girl) out there

now i just wish my girlfriend would come home

6/10/2005 2:41:42 AM

how my gf says libarry instead of library too




(just watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind again)

6/10/2005 3:27:18 AM

thank god it is almost the weekend

6/10/2005 8:36:29 AM

sure do hope its not going to be a long day

6/10/2005 9:05:18 AM

can't wait to get out of this shithole and get to the beach tommorrow!

6/10/2005 9:07:29 AM

you in a bathing suit is one hell of a nasty thought fattie

6/10/2005 9:24:44 AM

Is it possible to be bored within 30 minutes of waking up?

6/10/2005 9:28:03 AM

lots to buy this weekend

6/10/2005 10:33:25 AM

sex, drugs and rock'n'roll

6/10/2005 10:34:28 AM

fsar afsdgd hfhrtshys gfhsfghs sgfjhfshesrhtrjfgnx

6/10/2005 10:35:02 AM

excited about the golf tourny today

6/10/2005 10:50:17 AM

this day is dragging on

6/10/2005 10:52:08 AM

Quote :

"lots to buy this weekend"

going to Bed, Bath and Beyond you faggot!!!

6/10/2005 10:52:56 AM