I'M SHOCK-G, THE ONE WHO PUT THE SATIN ON YOUR PANTIES

5/17/2007 11:34:53 AM

I want my money! Where is my refund check??? Damn it!

5/17/2007 11:54:19 AM

FUCKING HEADACHE

5/17/2007 11:56:26 AM

Making myself work.

5/17/2007 11:56:53 AM

where the hell is the may weather

5/17/2007 12:59:12 PM

Isn't it kind of not P.C. to ask someone why she went to the doctor?

5/17/2007 1:04:47 PM

not if she brought it up

"i went to the doctor"..."oh really, why?"

5/17/2007 1:06:41 PM

I should have made up something funny instead of telling her the truth.

5/17/2007 1:18:47 PM

Haha. Whats something "funny" you would go to the doctor for?

5/17/2007 1:25:19 PM

"I was having my consultation for my breast implants" or "anal fissures" or something. Not ha ha funny, just something that would make her kind of wish she hadn't asked.

5/17/2007 1:27:50 PM

trust me i understand

one time someone asked me how far away i lived and i said "six point five miles"

they were like i knew you'd say some shit like that

5/17/2007 1:30:29 PM

8:30, 8:30, I need it to be 8:30

5/17/2007 1:34:29 PM

do you really want me to use that power?

DO YOU?

5/17/2007 1:34:59 PM

I've been gone a while but why is the wolf changed?

5/17/2007 1:46:55 PM

i really like this whole working out thing

5/17/2007 2:05:15 PM

godDAMN I'm bored

5/17/2007 3:16:20 PM

I wish we would get busy again at work

5/17/2007 3:18:10 PM

shit, i'm in love

5/17/2007 4:36:52 PM

i really want to chekc the 49 year old bustin' thread by im at work

5/17/2007 4:38:12 PM

^it's not bad Just a picture of the to catch a predator guy

[Edited on May 17, 2007 at 4:48 PM. Reason : ]

5/17/2007 4:46:50 PM

im shocked and saddened...wtf

5/17/2007 5:31:32 PM

why do blackbeans rot so quickly

5/17/2007 5:34:02 PM

running that errand for one of my bosses to briar creek was fun. good thing i know the area.

i cant believe she offered me her car to drive

5/17/2007 6:25:49 PM

i want to kick someone in the head and cleanly KO them

5/17/2007 6:26:59 PM

I hate being called out for being a n00b. I'm just not on TWW all the time like you guys.

5/17/2007 6:46:47 PM

shut up nigger

5/17/2007 6:47:15 PM

I'm black and that offends me, you overweight tub of lard that never leaves the computer to pursue a real life

5/17/2007 6:50:17 PM

i never leave the computer ive sprouted roots and my neck exhibits a form of phototrophitic relationship with the light of my computer screen

meanwhile you freely flit about the outside world attempting to mate with other males both within and outside of your species, go you!

5/17/2007 6:51:58 PM

i have a headache

5/17/2007 7:25:31 PM

i have a headcold

5/17/2007 7:28:52 PM

I have a cold heart

5/17/2007 8:08:43 PM

^4 & 5

hahah, noob fight...

5/17/2007 8:10:53 PM

i miss my brother

and he's nearby...fuck work schedules keeping us apart.

[Edited on May 17, 2007 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ]

5/17/2007 8:55:07 PM

I wish I was in Raleigh tonight

5/17/2007 8:57:27 PM

it sucks here tonight

5/17/2007 9:15:30 PM

^i agree.

5/17/2007 9:15:47 PM

what do u expect on a day like this

5/17/2007 9:22:42 PM

raleigh sucks the sweaty balls of a texan donkey pulling a till in the middle of the mojave in late august
at high noon, after a hard night of drinking/snorting/smoking with the farm hands - after he finished with Linda, of course!



[Edited on May 17, 2007 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .]

5/17/2007 9:26:39 PM

food

5/17/2007 9:27:53 PM

Hicks: "Alright people, let's move like we got a purpose."

5/17/2007 10:01:13 PM

Axelay!

5/17/2007 10:29:32 PM

I need to finish packing but I don't wanna

5/17/2007 10:51:09 PM

i need to go to sleep but i dont want to

5/17/2007 10:55:41 PM

well you could talk in pm or I can get on AIM

5/17/2007 11:01:35 PM

rabbit food is not keepin me full

5/17/2007 11:18:17 PM

My freakin' dishwasher is too fucking loud!

5/17/2007 11:19:41 PM

^HOLY CRAP!

5/17/2007 11:24:43 PM

set em up

5/17/2007 11:26:14 PM

I'm sore as fuck

5/17/2007 11:26:27 PM

im assuming you wanted this edited

[Edited on May 18, 2007 at 9:25 AM. Reason : gunzz]

5/17/2007 11:28:11 PM