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6/12/2009 8:19:03 AM

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6/12/2009 11:24:55 AM

i'm not sad anymore



GAME OVER!

6/12/2009 1:30:03 PM

I had a dream last night where I was in this battle in a war, and there was this young woman hanging around on the battlefield for some reason, so I figured she was fair game and threw her down and stomped on her head until her skull was smashed into little pieces, while she screamed "Please, someone save me from this lunatic!"

probably the most fucked-up dream I can ever remember having...I've never actually killed anyone in a dream before

6/12/2009 1:44:32 PM

i'd rather stay in raleigh and fish and sleep this weekend than go home and see my family

6/12/2009 2:38:02 PM

i'm too old

6/12/2009 10:13:05 PM

^too old for what? no such thing as simply too old.

6/12/2009 10:15:44 PM

today during the adhs graduation, i was super bored. so my bf, his dad and i invented a game where we looked at the names in the program and picked out the ones that we thought would get a lot of loud screams when they were called. we were probably 98% accurate.

i am a bad person.

6/12/2009 10:20:16 PM

I have stayed on this couch pretty much all day

I can't stand my little sister's dog, she doesn't pay attention to it so it doesn't listen to anyone

6/12/2009 10:23:13 PM

reminder to self: do not drink when you only have an almond croissant for dinner.
i am so drunk after like 9 oz of hard cider. damn i'm a lightweight. but it'll fade quickly.

6/12/2009 10:32:51 PM

i broke down and went to the store to get ice cream

6/12/2009 11:00:00 PM

bmel is stalking dominos via the internet as they make our order...

6/12/2009 11:59:59 PM

it takes them a long time to box it up apparently

6/13/2009 12:01:26 AM

lolz

6/13/2009 12:02:30 AM

bmel

Quote :

"uh oh, timothy is on his way, he'll be here in 10 minutes"

roommate=sketchy pizza guy stalker

6/13/2009 12:07:03 AM

i'm too nice in some situations and too mean in others

6/13/2009 12:10:05 AM

tonight was all around an interesting night.

YAY BOWLING TOURNAMENT!!

6/13/2009 4:01:16 AM

So I'm moving in a few days and my roommate's gf learned about it today. She said "I'm going to miss seeing you" and I laughed. I've talked to her maybe 4 times the whole time they've been dating, so it just struck me as funny, but I might've sounded like a prick. Oh well.

6/13/2009 10:25:25 PM

i am very glad to be leaving raleigh tonight.

6/13/2009 10:26:47 PM

One of my favorite parts of eating beef jerky is getting to floss all the tidbits out afterwards

6/13/2009 11:29:08 PM

I'm watching John Q

though I've seen it many times before, I still think it's so fucked up

6/13/2009 11:37:44 PM

6/13/2009 11:39:38 PM

6/13/2009 11:40:38 PM

my nose is running faster than Flo Jo

6/13/2009 11:40:56 PM

pussy

6/13/2009 11:44:46 PM

I'll be that

6/13/2009 11:45:49 PM

6/13/2009 11:48:35 PM

there are these two Hispanic friends of my roommate's sleeping on the couches in the main room of my apartment

in about half an hour I will be waking them up while I prepare my dinner, and they will have to endure the agony of trying to sleep while somebody makes endless kitchen noises

also, I mention that they are Hispanic because I am racist and everybody who is not a non-Hispanic generic white person gets labeled by me according to their ethnicity

6/14/2009 12:35:18 AM

my saturday night consisted of handling all my laundry and straightening up a bit

6/14/2009 12:59:58 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that is the most shocking thing i have ever heard

6/14/2009 1:01:38 AM

I have memories of all of these various "wtf was I thinking" situations and for some reason I can't let them go. Pretty much all of it's little or inconsequential stuff, but I still feel embarrassed when I think back on how I acted.

6/14/2009 2:13:39 AM

just for reference, amac's post is ^45

and the post is

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^^slip her some roofies, she might get pretty fun (not in the rape way either)

6/14/2009 2:17:00 AM

so like a cat crawled into my car tonight and scared the shit out of me...then ran into the woods

6/14/2009 4:23:24 AM

I'm at the mall and for the first time in a long time I have no interest in shopping

6/14/2009 12:52:33 PM

if i had it to do all over again, i'd become a full fledge dyke

6/14/2009 3:05:26 PM

i just threw up a little in my mouth

6/14/2009 3:06:15 PM

never too late

6/14/2009 3:07:06 PM

first impressions indicate my new neighbor is HOTTT

6/14/2009 3:07:48 PM

6/14/2009 3:08:32 PM

i plan to meet him while out with my dog sometime since it looks like he has a dog too.

or else just stumble over when i come home drunk one night. that's how i met most of the other neighbors

6/14/2009 3:10:56 PM

you could always tell him that you know me

then he'll either think that you're super cool, or a super skank

6/14/2009 3:15:00 PM

super skank = super cool?

6/14/2009 3:15:45 PM

whatever gets me laid the fastest!!!

6/14/2009 3:17:19 PM

i shouldn't, but I'm very close to being talked into drinking this evening/tonight...

6/14/2009 3:30:29 PM

6/14/2009 3:31:18 PM

oh god dammit... you can't kissy face me- that's not fair play

6/14/2009 3:32:31 PM

kissy faces and free beer, life doesnt get much better than that

6/14/2009 3:33:31 PM

if there were aloe in this house, it would...

6/14/2009 3:33:57 PM

i have some ocean potion

6/14/2009 3:37:06 PM

i think porn and masturbation just might win out over target.

6/14/2009 3:38:35 PM