woo im moving on monday! I'm so glad I finally found a place in charlotte!!

5/31/2007 9:39:45 PM

my kitten has realized that the computer screen starts moving when she climbs on the keyboard, so now I'm struggling to get her to stay off of the keyboard. She keeps trying to stealth attack it when I'm not looking to see if anything types out.

5/31/2007 9:57:46 PM

My parents have been married for 32 years as of today.

5/31/2007 9:59:55 PM

Wow, that's awesome.

5/31/2007 10:00:42 PM

i need someone to entertain me plz kthx

5/31/2007 10:04:45 PM

WORRY WORRY WORRY

5/31/2007 10:05:49 PM

bwn?^^

[Edited on May 31, 2007 at 10:06 PM. Reason : ^]

5/31/2007 10:05:53 PM

ive eaten like 25 bags of M&M's with peanuts in the last couple of days

5/31/2007 10:06:40 PM

^^^^^^damn, my stepdad is only 38 years old in june!

[Edited on May 31, 2007 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

5/31/2007 10:06:53 PM

premie lol

5/31/2007 10:08:25 PM

i need a new status name

5/31/2007 11:45:14 PM

I really need some lotion on my back - no roomie to help though

5/31/2007 11:46:36 PM

5/31/2007 11:57:23 PM

I really need a big ol' cock in my mouth, no man to help me though...

haha...jk...

^ahem, I know where you live

5/31/2007 11:59:39 PM

man i'm glad cleveland won

6/1/2007 12:00:24 AM

WOW, my students give fantastic end-of-year gifts!

6/1/2007 8:20:37 AM

It's the time of the year when someone gets married and I need a new dress!!

And I would totally wear the one I wore in my brother's wedding, but I really don't want to wear a black strapless dress; although, it is perfect for a summer evening wedding. I suppose if I can't find anything I'll wear it anyway.

6/1/2007 9:09:49 AM

i drank too much coffee on an empty stomach and a hangover

and now instead of just being stressed, bummed, and busting my ass to get this done

im now stressed, bummed, and busting my ass to get this done while jittery and feeling pukey

6/1/2007 9:11:17 AM

I guess some friends are only friends when you can do something for them


but I'll remember it

6/1/2007 9:16:02 AM

I'd appreciate it if you actually READ the email before you came down here and yelled at me.

6/1/2007 9:19:09 AM

any of you fruitbats know how to set the default of which shapes groups open with a blank visio document?

like, setting a set of custom shapes groups to be the default open?

6/1/2007 10:53:30 AM

crawls like a Worm from a Bird!

6/1/2007 11:41:38 AM

Wings from Playmaker's.

6/1/2007 11:53:40 AM

I find it a little weird when someone calls me from the office across the hall

6/1/2007 12:21:26 PM

I cant take it anymore, I gotta get the F outta here

6/1/2007 12:24:07 PM

I think I'm gonna get in my truck and quit driving once I hit salty water


the longer I'm here the more I hate this place and the more I want to move the hell away

6/1/2007 12:27:41 PM

that's fucking bullshit

6/1/2007 2:03:54 PM

LOL

Quote :

"XXXX (2:15:36 PM): I think I am going to give Bulemia a whirl MY WORK AIM(2:15:42 PM): ahhaha XXXX (2:15:54 PM): that way I can keep drinking"

6/1/2007 2:16:24 PM

i'm affraid to go into witherspoon now

6/1/2007 2:17:52 PM

fucking HR bastards . . you OWE ME MORE MONEY!

6/1/2007 2:20:16 PM

I am tired!

6/1/2007 2:41:30 PM

25th

6/1/2007 2:49:35 PM

I'm working a whole fucking lot the next seven days

6/1/2007 3:58:15 PM

The merging of my school and Mitchell's in Cary...

6/1/2007 5:24:54 PM

I miss you!!

6/1/2007 5:25:05 PM

sooo...tiiiiiiiired.

6/1/2007 5:26:25 PM

i finally finished my project from last semester

6/1/2007 5:36:33 PM

i'm gonna buy 4 american flags + poles and display them today

6/1/2007 5:36:41 PM

omg this bitches deposition is so fucking in accurate

6/1/2007 6:20:55 PM

6/1/2007 6:21:13 PM

HARRIS TEETER JUST RICKROLLED ME!

motherfucker

6/1/2007 6:53:18 PM

Now nimble fingers that dance on numbers
will eat your children and steal your thunder
while heavy torsos that heave and hurl
will crush like nuts in the mouths of squirrels

6/1/2007 6:55:23 PM

none of these topics are jumping out at me today

6/1/2007 7:41:04 PM

why is my family so damn dysfunctional?

6/1/2007 9:35:45 PM

Yay tomorrow!!!!!!

6/1/2007 9:38:28 PM

fruit salad
and I wish i could get on a plane go to cali and lay in his arms.

6/1/2007 9:39:49 PM

god damn needing to go in on saturday morning, cutting my friday night short.

6/1/2007 11:21:06 PM

heard^

6/1/2007 11:33:16 PM

so tired

6/2/2007 12:01:10 AM

thinkthinkthink

6/2/2007 12:50:42 AM