"aahhhhh he misses casual sex"

8/28/2002 12:19:22 AM

"What are you doing in my corpse hatch?! I mean, my innocence tube!

8/28/2002 5:18:51 PM

"Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

8/28/2002 11:31:36 PM

"there is something so un-wholesome about flying a kite at night"

"hello mother dear"



what is that spoofing?

8/29/2002 12:43:43 AM

"go bananna!" -Ralph W.

8/29/2002 1:56:54 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA......ZING!

8/29/2002 4:05:29 PM

Students: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Teacher(Shaking finger): "En France!"

Students: "Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho ."

8/31/2002 3:31:35 PM

"Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog."

"Hello, Lisa, help me bite crime!"

8/31/2002 10:47:47 PM

"I'm an insignifigant speck on a has-been planet next to a cold indifferent sun"

-Homer

8/31/2002 11:19:06 PM

Remember when he ate my goldfish and you tried to lie to me by saying I never had a goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart, why did I have the bowl?

8/31/2002 11:22:29 PM

yaa, he was a great dog

9/1/2002 2:44:29 AM

old lady: "ohh you are as strong as you are handsom!"
homer: "and i can ride my bike real fast!"

9/1/2002 8:12:54 PM

Ah, the "Screamapillar" episode. Funny, but it wasn't on all that long ago..

9/1/2002 8:40:46 PM

i wrote that quote as i watched it, it was on tonight

9/1/2002 8:52:56 PM

Yeah, me too....I mean, it was on like, 6-8 weeks ago, too...

9/1/2002 8:58:24 PM

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/index.htm

Let me get this straight. You want me, a blind man, to give up his one and only companion?

Yes please.



[Edited on September 2, 2002 at 12:35 AM. Reason : I'm not sure if it's been posted or not, forgive me.]

[Edited on September 2, 2002 at 12:36 AM. Reason : I'm Dr. Hibbert by the way.]

9/2/2002 12:35:15 AM

Anything is possible....except skiing through revolving doors.

9/2/2002 1:30:02 AM

i know i used this already on like page 1 of this thread but fuckit i like it.....


"he thinks hes so great cause hes rich, i know something he cant buy"

"whats that homer"

"......................a dinosaur"

9/2/2002 2:35:36 AM

Hehehe, God bless those pagans.

9/2/2002 2:17:58 PM

Krusty: What's with the different colored phone book pages?
Lisa: One's residential and one's commercial
Krusty: Oh. What's next?! Blue pages?!
Marge: They have those; they're government listings.
Krusty: Very well. Moving on.

Not verbatim. Close enough, though.

9/2/2002 4:19:41 PM

I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.
I can't program my VCR.
I'm a freaking moron!!!

9/4/2002 11:16:14 PM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/homer.html

If you call me, prepare to talk to Homer. hehehe...

9/4/2002 11:19:03 PM

Homer: Viomalin? Tubabuba? Oboemabo?

Lisa: That one

Homer: Oh saxamaphone.





[Edited on September 4, 2002 at 11:24 PM. Reason : foo]

9/4/2002 11:23:04 PM

Oh, look at me, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man who lives in a gingerbread house on lollipop laaaaaaannnnnnnneeeeee!!!


Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

9/4/2002 11:43:27 PM

Homer- "Blow this up your fife and smoke it"

9/5/2002 1:10:56 AM

Don't do it Ms. Krabappel, Sideshow bob is evil!

Well! That's the last time I announce my dinner plans in class!

That was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel.

9/5/2002 3:15:34 PM

Quote :

"Homer- "Blow this up your fife and smoke it""

As the Town Crier, I have a few questions for you. One, where's the fife? Two, gimme the fife!

9/5/2002 6:20:57 PM

Skinner: Oh Edna you and I both know these children have no future!

*cafeteria goes silent; shock on childrens' faces*

Skinner: Prove me wrong children! Prove me wrong!

9/5/2002 6:27:30 PM

"No solid foods? Those are his favorite kind!"

9/5/2002 6:33:36 PM

See you in Hell!!!!

*SLAM*

From heaven.

*SLAM*

9/5/2002 6:42:09 PM

Which simpsons season or episode is when home takes over smithers's job?

[Edited on September 5, 2002 at 7:40 PM. Reason : S]

9/5/2002 7:40:32 PM

http://thesimpsons.com/episode_guide/index.htm

9/5/2002 8:31:23 PM

Anybody know what that great song is when Homer gets stoned off medical marijuana and shaves and drives to work? It sounds like its from the 60's....

9/6/2002 10:20:36 AM

best quote I've read lately.

Quote :

"Bonjour, you cheese eatin' surrender-monkeys!"

- Willy teaching French

9/6/2002 3:30:33 PM

I call the big one Bitey.

9/14/2002 12:10:16 AM

Principal Skinner saw him there with his own eyes!

Yeah, but I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there!

9/14/2002 12:13:33 AM

Dog, no leash.

Horse, no diaper.

Car parked across 3 handicapped spaces!!!

[Edited on September 17, 2002 at 11:59 AM. Reason : foo]

9/17/2002 11:59:30 AM

He didn't give you gay, did he?

9/18/2002 7:47:45 PM

"I know he had a slip excusing him from class Mrs. Brown, but it sounded so fake . . . Yon - Ki - poor . . ."

-Skinner

Or something along those lines.

9/19/2002 12:10:58 AM

"YAAAARRRR....not a looker amongst the bunch"

--Sailor (cant remember his name)

9/19/2002 1:16:34 AM

"A superhero with glasses..... AWESOME" -Millhouse

9/19/2002 1:34:44 PM

That's some good (insert action here) boys ----Chief Wiggum

9/19/2002 10:51:46 PM

Cap'n: It's Yom Kippur, I believe.

9/19/2002 10:55:24 PM

shut up brain or i'll stab you with a q-tip!

9/20/2002 3:38:22 PM

Homer: Thanks Brain!
Brain: Just don't hit me on the roof of the car when you get out.

THUD!

Brain: That's it. I'm outta here. (running footsteps)

9/20/2002 3:47:51 PM

Who wants gingersnaps?!

9/20/2002 5:23:45 PM

Homer: My ears are burning.
Lisa: We weren't talking about you dad.
Homer: No my ears are really burning...i wanted to see inside so i lit a q-tip.

9/20/2002 5:36:36 PM

9/20/2002 5:41:58 PM

9/20/2002 5:43:38 PM

the sea captains name is captain MacCalister, dumbasses

[Edited on September 21, 2002 at 2:20 AM. Reason : .]

9/21/2002 2:20:02 AM