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and he's so ridiculously airbrushed in that pic it's like saying Tara Redi is hot in playboy.

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:48 AM. Reason : asdf]

12/22/2009 9:47:20 AM

Quote :

"A MARRIED GUY!!! come on, you have got to be joking... ive been on both sides of this issue, and i can tell you from 99.9% certainity that you are nothing more than just a sex slave to him...he will get back with her if they have kid(s) together, and you will be thrown to the wolves. my $.02"

We haven't even kissed and he has taken me on 3 dates. He's TOTALLY using me for sex.


[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:52 AM. Reason : .]

12/22/2009 9:48:38 AM

Quote :

"No kissing on the mouth"

12/22/2009 9:59:16 AM

What do you want?
What do you do?
Anything. But I don't kiss on the mouth.
Neither do I.

12/22/2009 10:00:39 AM

its comming.

12/22/2009 10:00:40 AM

^apparently he's not.

12/22/2009 10:05:50 AM

in longbow's defense, just because he isn't having sex with you now doesn't mean that you aren't being used in some sense. being married normally gives a guy patience for things like that. then again thats how most relationships work. lure with patience and then "gotcha bitch"

12/22/2009 11:02:39 AM

THANKS. 10:1 says it dont last, and she ends up getting hurt. (thrown to the wolves)

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 11:18 AM. Reason : s]

12/22/2009 11:18:34 AM

LUCY!

What's your ETA for tomorrow??? I gotta clean the house

12/23/2009 10:16:03 AM

Maybe 3 or 4? I am going to a holiday party tonight and may sleep in slightly tomorrow. I'll call when I'm leaving and give you more reliable ETAs throughout the day.

Want me to bring anything from the Sunshine State? I'm soooo excited!

12/23/2009 10:17:43 AM

Is that BOGO deal on the half gallon Citrus Vodka still going? Cuz we kinda finished the whole thing at Ian and Rachel's party

I found a new drink! Citrus Vodka, Sugar Free Red Bull, and Diet Cranberry juice. It was nomalicious.

12/23/2009 10:19:18 AM

uhhh oranges. duh.
and surfers.

12/23/2009 10:22:27 AM

^ I can bring my bottle of green apple vodka. I bet green apple and sugar free redbull go together. Are you guys out of red bull? Unfortunately, I think Tony is in DC, so I can't get more.

^^ And I'll try to find:



[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 10:27:25 AM

yup, we're out of red bull. bad idea to bring a case like that. buck drinks them like water

12/23/2009 10:39:03 AM

ahahaha

that's true, but Tony gives it to me by the case, and I don't drink the stuff

perhaps I should ask for 4 cases next time

BTW, I have one last date tonight with the new man. He got me a present! I don't know what to get him. A divorce attorney, perhaps?

12/23/2009 10:41:23 AM

he better already have one of those missy

12/23/2009 10:50:24 AM

bake him some cookies

12/23/2009 10:52:11 AM

I find sex to be the gift that fits all occasions.

12/23/2009 10:53:11 AM

or you could show him your boobs!

12/23/2009 10:55:27 AM

Cookies it is! He's a little skinny and could use some fattening up.

Maybe I can also pay for him to have his name legally changed. His name is Jamie, and it's getting confusing.

I may wait to show him my boobs. I'll just sext him pics of my boobs on Christmas morning!

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 10:57:12 AM

Oh snap, you didn't tell me that Mr. Married was named Jamie

12/23/2009 10:58:36 AM

boobie sext would be a pretty awesome christmas gift!

12/23/2009 10:59:33 AM

Yah. It's confusing. And I was so drunk when I met him. When he asked for my number, I said, "HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME??!!!! BC MY SIS-IN-LAW IS JAIME AND I CAN'T HAVE TWO JAIMES IN MY FAMILY. I HOPE YOU'RE J-A-M-I-E!!!"


LOL. I may have been looking a little too far to the future.

12/23/2009 11:00:37 AM

hahahahah i told a guy on a first date once that we'd make pretty babies mainly because he was freaking gorgeous and i couldn't believe i'd managed to snag a guy that was so drop dead sexy.

it didn't last long

12/23/2009 11:01:45 AM

i had been seeing a guy i wasn't really that into for a couple months and then he told me i'd make a great mom. i was like OH HELL NO

12/23/2009 11:03:04 AM

That was just his way of saying he wanted you to start washing his drawers.

12/23/2009 11:04:20 AM

^^ Tee-hee! That's a scary thing to say. I would run screaming.

^^^ AHAHAHA Thank god you will make pretty babies with my brother.

I have NEVER said anything like that to a guy before. Normally I sound like a total commitment-phobe. But in my head it sounded like a funny joke. Doesn't seem to have scared him off yet though.

Maybe he's holding out for the booby sexting.

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 11:05:53 AM

I've been holding out for that since 2003.

12/23/2009 11:08:15 AM

don't let lucy fool you. she showed me her tits the first night we met. it was awesoooome!

12/23/2009 11:10:35 AM

yes, but I was drunk so it doesn't count!

12/23/2009 11:12:23 AM

i would allow lucy to have my baby.

12/23/2009 11:14:42 AM

We would have gorgeous tan babies.

12/23/2009 11:15:18 AM

and hung like a horse

12/23/2009 11:16:14 AM

12/23/2009 11:19:01 AM

LUCY i'm loving my new puuuurple blackberry

12/23/2009 11:20:51 AM

I want one now! I def want something light and metallic for my next bb.

12/23/2009 11:23:13 AM

tofu duck was out of this world!

you're meeting us for lunch one day next week lucy

12/23/2009 1:20:01 PM

you'll love it until the next outage.

12/23/2009 1:21:02 PM

blackberry outages are a part of life. and i'm OK with that.

12/23/2009 1:21:44 PM

I might eat my leftovers right now.

12/23/2009 1:24:56 PM

that's not a bad idea

12/23/2009 1:29:43 PM

So, he really likes holidays and decorations and since he's having his first Christmas since the separation, I decided to get him a Christmas ornament since he probably doesn't have as many ornaments as before. And since he gets no snow in Florida, I'm bringing the snow to him.



http://www.crystalclassics.com/wedgwood/christmas/5883440025.htm

12/23/2009 3:28:40 PM

Genuwine's "My Pony" is playing now. It made me think of j00, b00.

Btw, Cancun cruise?

1/18/2010 1:50:22 PM

aww

yes, Cancun cruise. they're cheaper in August and i know some people who are planning a Caribbean cruise at that time, so how does August work for you?

also, how was your Bahamas cruise????

1/18/2010 1:53:01 PM

I'm down for August. Cruises are great for both couples and singles, so I could go alone.

The Bahamas bachelorette cruise was a drunkfest! Holla! I had an amazing time. I know you'd love a cruise.

1/18/2010 1:57:20 PM

Well, I think it's a guy/girl couple and some of her friends so it's definitely not gonna be a couples thing in August. He's going through his gf's mom (travel agent) to get good deals so I'll keep you updated when I know something about $$ and destination.

1/18/2010 1:58:17 PM

^^ nudes?

1/18/2010 2:00:39 PM

Hurray! Who else is in so far?

1/18/2010 2:01:12 PM

haha it's actually a teedubber and his girlfriend, plus some of the girlfriend's friends (whom i don't know)



of course, if that doesn't work out for whatever reason, then it's just me, you and buck....unless others want to come??? the more the merrier

1/18/2010 2:02:43 PM

i totally got ignored

1/18/2010 2:04:26 PM