ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
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and he's so ridiculously airbrushed in that pic it's like saying Tara Redi is hot in playboy.
[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:48 AM. Reason : asdf] 12/22/2009 9:47:20 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A MARRIED GUY!!!
come on, you have got to be joking...
ive been on both sides of this issue, and i can tell you from 99.9% certainity that you are nothing more than just a sex slave to him...he will get back with her if they have kid(s) together, and you will be thrown to the wolves.
my $.02" |
We haven't even kissed and he has taken me on 3 dates. He's TOTALLY using me for sex.
[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:52 AM. Reason : .]12/22/2009 9:48:38 AM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No kissing on the mouth" |
12/22/2009 9:59:16 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
What do you want? What do you do? Anything. But I don't kiss on the mouth. Neither do I.
] 12/22/2009 10:00:39 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
its comming. 12/22/2009 10:00:40 AM |
Bobby Light All American 2650 Posts user info edit post |
^apparently he's not. 12/22/2009 10:05:50 AM |
chocolatervh All American 22986 Posts user info edit post |
in longbow's defense, just because he isn't having sex with you now doesn't mean that you aren't being used in some sense. being married normally gives a guy patience for things like that. then again thats how most relationships work. lure with patience and then "gotcha bitch" 12/22/2009 11:02:39 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
THANKS. 10:1 says it dont last, and she ends up getting hurt. (thrown to the wolves)
[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 11:18 AM. Reason : s] 12/22/2009 11:18:34 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
LUCY!
What's your ETA for tomorrow??? I gotta clean the house 12/23/2009 10:16:03 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe 3 or 4? I am going to a holiday party tonight and may sleep in slightly tomorrow. I'll call when I'm leaving and give you more reliable ETAs throughout the day.
Want me to bring anything from the Sunshine State? I'm soooo excited! 12/23/2009 10:17:43 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Is that BOGO deal on the half gallon Citrus Vodka still going? Cuz we kinda finished the whole thing at Ian and Rachel's party
I found a new drink! Citrus Vodka, Sugar Free Red Bull, and Diet Cranberry juice. It was nomalicious. 12/23/2009 10:19:18 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
uhhh oranges. duh. and surfers. 12/23/2009 10:22:27 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^ I can bring my bottle of green apple vodka. I bet green apple and sugar free redbull go together. Are you guys out of red bull? Unfortunately, I think Tony is in DC, so I can't get more.
^^ And I'll try to find:
[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 10:28 AM. Reason : .] 12/23/2009 10:27:25 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
yup, we're out of red bull. bad idea to bring a case like that. buck drinks them like water 12/23/2009 10:39:03 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
ahahaha
that's true, but Tony gives it to me by the case, and I don't drink the stuff
perhaps I should ask for 4 cases next time
BTW, I have one last date tonight with the new man. He got me a present! I don't know what to get him. A divorce attorney, perhaps? 12/23/2009 10:41:23 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
he better already have one of those missy 12/23/2009 10:50:24 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
bake him some cookies 12/23/2009 10:52:11 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I find sex to be the gift that fits all occasions. 12/23/2009 10:53:11 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
or you could show him your boobs! 12/23/2009 10:55:27 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Cookies it is! He's a little skinny and could use some fattening up.
Maybe I can also pay for him to have his name legally changed. His name is Jamie, and it's getting confusing.
I may wait to show him my boobs. I'll just sext him pics of my boobs on Christmas morning!
[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 10:57 AM. Reason : .] 12/23/2009 10:57:12 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Oh snap, you didn't tell me that Mr. Married was named Jamie 12/23/2009 10:58:36 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
boobie sext would be a pretty awesome christmas gift! 12/23/2009 10:59:33 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Yah. It's confusing. And I was so drunk when I met him. When he asked for my number, I said, "HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME??!!!! BC MY SIS-IN-LAW IS JAIME AND I CAN'T HAVE TWO JAIMES IN MY FAMILY. I HOPE YOU'RE J-A-M-I-E!!!"
LOL. I may have been looking a little too far to the future. 12/23/2009 11:00:37 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahah i told a guy on a first date once that we'd make pretty babies mainly because he was freaking gorgeous and i couldn't believe i'd managed to snag a guy that was so drop dead sexy.
it didn't last long 12/23/2009 11:01:45 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i had been seeing a guy i wasn't really that into for a couple months and then he told me i'd make a great mom. i was like OH HELL NO 12/23/2009 11:03:04 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
That was just his way of saying he wanted you to start washing his drawers. 12/23/2009 11:04:20 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Tee-hee! That's a scary thing to say. I would run screaming.
^^^ AHAHAHA Thank god you will make pretty babies with my brother.
I have NEVER said anything like that to a guy before. Normally I sound like a total commitment-phobe. But in my head it sounded like a funny joke. Doesn't seem to have scared him off yet though.
Maybe he's holding out for the booby sexting.
[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 11:06 AM. Reason : .] 12/23/2009 11:05:53 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I've been holding out for that since 2003. 12/23/2009 11:08:15 AM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
don't let lucy fool you. she showed me her tits the first night we met. it was awesoooome! 12/23/2009 11:10:35 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
yes, but I was drunk so it doesn't count! 12/23/2009 11:12:23 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
i would allow lucy to have my baby. 12/23/2009 11:14:42 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
We would have gorgeous tan babies. 12/23/2009 11:15:18 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
and hung like a horse 12/23/2009 11:16:14 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
12/23/2009 11:19:01 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
LUCY i'm loving my new puuuurple blackberry 12/23/2009 11:20:51 AM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
I want one now! I def want something light and metallic for my next bb. 12/23/2009 11:23:13 AM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
tofu duck was out of this world!
you're meeting us for lunch one day next week lucy 12/23/2009 1:20:01 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
you'll love it until the next outage. 12/23/2009 1:21:02 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
blackberry outages are a part of life. and i'm OK with that. 12/23/2009 1:21:44 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I might eat my leftovers right now. 12/23/2009 1:24:56 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
that's not a bad idea 12/23/2009 1:29:43 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
So, he really likes holidays and decorations and since he's having his first Christmas since the separation, I decided to get him a Christmas ornament since he probably doesn't have as many ornaments as before. And since he gets no snow in Florida, I'm bringing the snow to him.
http://www.crystalclassics.com/wedgwood/christmas/5883440025.htm 12/23/2009 3:28:40 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Genuwine's "My Pony" is playing now. It made me think of j00, b00.
Btw, Cancun cruise? 1/18/2010 1:50:22 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
aww
yes, Cancun cruise. they're cheaper in August and i know some people who are planning a Caribbean cruise at that time, so how does August work for you?
also, how was your Bahamas cruise????] 1/18/2010 1:53:01 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
I'm down for August. Cruises are great for both couples and singles, so I could go alone.
The Bahamas bachelorette cruise was a drunkfest! Holla! I had an amazing time. I know you'd love a cruise. 1/18/2010 1:57:20 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Well, I think it's a guy/girl couple and some of her friends so it's definitely not gonna be a couples thing in August. He's going through his gf's mom (travel agent) to get good deals so I'll keep you updated when I know something about $$ and destination. 1/18/2010 1:58:17 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
^^ nudes? 1/18/2010 2:00:39 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
Hurray! Who else is in so far? 1/18/2010 2:01:12 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
haha it's actually a teedubber and his girlfriend, plus some of the girlfriend's friends (whom i don't know)
of course, if that doesn't work out for whatever reason, then it's just me, you and buck....unless others want to come??? the more the merrier 1/18/2010 2:02:43 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i totally got ignored 1/18/2010 2:04:26 PM |