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3/23/2012 5:40:42 PM

CHILL OUT EVERYONE

WE GOTT THIS

GO PACK!!!








"You just don't know how magnificent you might be. Think Big. Think Big." -Chancellor John T. Caldwell

3/23/2012 5:41:44 PM

Quote :

"beer number one cracked in order to calm the nerves"

3/23/2012 5:43:29 PM

[user]The Peter[/user] you need to post on every page in this thread. You single handedly won this game for us last time

3/23/2012 5:43:29 PM

Jay Wright picked us to beat Kansas on PTI.

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 5:47 PM. Reason : us]

3/23/2012 5:46:53 PM

^beat me to it

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 5:47 PM. Reason : .]

3/23/2012 5:47:15 PM

i think i might have to watch this one by myself. too much emotion to be around other people.

and i'll definitely avoid tww once the game starts, unless we've got a comfortable lead.

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ]

3/23/2012 5:47:40 PM

Howell just picked up his first foul for getting off of the bus gingerly.

3/23/2012 5:54:51 PM

already sweated thru 3 red shirts.

3/23/2012 5:55:00 PM

Pomeroy has KU at 79% WP

They were at 82% vs. VCU last year and 78% vs. N. Iowa in 2010

We will victor

Now I'm going to go drink myself into a coma and hope I wake up in the Elite Eight

3/23/2012 5:58:09 PM

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"GET FUCKED UP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L5GfRk2SZA I'm going to propose how to watch tomorrow nights game. #1. Buy 750ML of whiskey. I recommend Bulleit, just don't get something expensive and don't get something shitty. You don't want to drink $100 whiskey during a loss and you don't want to drink $8 whiskey during a loss or win. #2 Limited remote control skills are needed for tomorrow if you're watching at home. Do NOT watch alone. Go to a fucking bar if you must. Otherwise, invite friends over or go to someone's house where you can drink and watch. You do NOT want to be alone during a win and you do NOT want to be alone during a loss. #3 Watch some Xavier/Baylor for a half. Don't allow yourself to become emotionally attached. Watch the game while you text on the phone, eat some food, and ready your testes. Sip your drink to slight buzz. #4 Switch to UNC/Ohio when it begins and scream wildly at the refs while drinking. Take this game seriously as fuck. If Ohio pulls ahead early get a little TOO excited and start drinking heavily. Increase the amount of yelling. #5 At halftime of the UNC game go pee your everliving sac off. Bitch and moan about the refs and how if UNC was playing a better team they'd be losing. Text a picture of your nutsac to your UNC friends and tell them "UNC sucks nutsac" #6 Switch briefly to the Baylor/Xavier game so that you don't have to hear the halftime guys slurp UNC's balls red about how well they're playing without Kimberly Marshall. Don't even give a fuck about what is happening. Concentrate more on farting out the living room than you do who is winning. #7 Switch back to the UNC/Ohio game as soon as the 2nd half begins unless UNC is already up by 10+ and the Baylor/Xavier game looks exciting. There is a well known tournament rule that if you don't watch a favorite when they have a big lead they might squander it to try to draw bigger ratings. #8 If the UNC/Ohio game is close, ramp up the drinking. Start being aggressive. Text your UNC friends that you hope they manage to overcome all the adversity to beat University of Phoenix because they will be playing men's basketball teams once they reach the elite 8. #9 At the conclusion of the UNC game if they win let all your anger go. Just let it go. Dont even acknowledge it, turn off your phone now and hand it to your girlfriend. Only bad things can happen from here on out, including texts that could cost you relationships with your girl, her parents, your parents, friends, acquaintances, facebook friends, and people with access to the internet. If they lost then ramp up the drinking to previously unknown levels. Don't be concerned about passing out now. UNC just lost and you have to become a machine. If they won, steady the course. #10 Switch to the Kansas/Indiana game. Pull for Indiana initially. If there's one team we can't fucking beat it's Kentucky. They are made of a metal alloy called adamantium like Wolverine from the Xmen. Do NOT invest yourself. If you invest yourself in another team 30 minutes before we tipoff you will cause yourself to shit blood in the first half of our game. #11 3-5 minutes prior to tipoff switch to our game. I don't care what Indiana is doing, they will probably collapse in the 2nd half anyway or get screwed by the officials. You need to soak in our pre-game nerves. You need to see how Gottfried's hair looks, how red CJW's eyes are, and how often CJL is scouting the crowd to see if the Atlanta Hawks GM is there. #12 At tipoff get fucking excited. Drink like there's no tomorrow. There may not be. Get pissed. The first time the ref blows the whistle get angry. The first time you pee, really smack the fucking back of the porcelain with your stream. Get riled up. Have a fucking attitude. Make other people feel uncomfortable knowing you. #13 Always, always during the game say "If we win, I am going to paint the town Red". Threaten to take a full bottle of Heinz 57 ketchup and open it and spray it in a circular motion while twisting it around your head like a helicopter. This went over really well at Sammy's during the first game against SDSU, trust me. People were enthralled and simultaneously nervous about being painted red. #14 If we win go fucking nuts. If we lose be so drunk you cant remember what year it is. Whatever you do, make the biggest ass of yourself possible. But do NOT have your phone on you. Just drink and stay away from the internet. Don't post on the internet, dont facebook, dont text, dont drive, and for god's sake dont punch a woman just because you thought you saw her make a closed fist first. LETS FUCKING DO THIS"

this needs to be on every page

LETS FUCKING DO THIS

3/23/2012 6:02:07 PM

SERIOUS QUESTION

every game that I've watched at the bar this season we've lost, every single one

I'd planned on staying in for this so as not to bring bad luck. But I really wanna go out. Seriously, would it be bad of me to go out?

3/23/2012 6:03:42 PM

Fuck you saps. if you go to a bar and we lose I'm hunting you down.

3/23/2012 6:05:34 PM

stay the fuck home . go out after the game.

3/23/2012 6:05:44 PM

^^ don't you dare go out. don't you do it.

3/23/2012 6:07:48 PM

Quote :

"beer number one cracked in order to calm the nerves"

at some point going to the Jim Beam

Here is to getting fucked up and the Wolfpack fucking up some mythical bird

We got this shit. GO PACK

3/23/2012 6:08:49 PM

thats because you only go out to the bar to watch us play good teams and we almost always lose to good teams.

Its correlation not causation. Go to the bar

3/23/2012 6:09:53 PM

I'm at 1-0 at bars this year, the 1 being the G'town game. Therefore I should go back to the bar.

3/23/2012 6:13:30 PM

if UNC had a legit #4 seed like Lousville, Indiana, or Wisconsin they'd be fucked.

But NOOOOO they give them Michigan and Temple. It's almost like they wanted to give UNC three warmup games so Henson's wrist could heal.

3/23/2012 6:17:17 PM

Now we get to be the ones who whip them!

3/23/2012 6:18:48 PM

i was in the car around 3-4 this afternoon and was listening to gold and ovies. they were talking about how if state and unc were to meet on sunday it'd be the biggest game between the teams ever, a "once in a generation" type game, and so on...i had to turn that shit off because it was getting me waaaay to excited.

3/23/2012 6:21:54 PM

Yeah, I wasn't really all that nervous about this game initially. Win or lose, it's still a great a season. But a week of listening to triangle sports radio and thinking about the possible elite 8 matchup with UNC has gotten to me. It'll be a disappointment if that doesn't end up happening.

As a totally random side note, nobody gives a fuck about college basketball in Salt Lake City. I haven't heard anyone else even mention the NCAA tournament at work.

[Edited on March 23, 2012 at 6:30 PM. Reason : :]

3/23/2012 6:30:26 PM

If we play UNC my prediction is that the game will be tied with 14 seconds left.

Timeout UNC. Kendall Marshall comes out of the locker room to check in Willis Reed style. He drives left, runs over Alex Johnson, and buries the floater to win the game. No call.

TA was in too.

3/23/2012 6:31:56 PM

I would absolutely throw up and smash my TV if that happened.

3/23/2012 6:43:27 PM

I haven't had a drink in at least three months.

Tonight may ruin my progress.

3/23/2012 6:45:06 PM

dying.

3/23/2012 6:52:06 PM

3/23/2012 7:00:03 PM

My fandom is erect

3/23/2012 7:01:05 PM

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"WE GOTT THIS"

Here is my humble prediction, FWIW.

NC State wins 188-32. On the opening tip, CJ Leslie slams the ball from half-court, exploding the basketball, which is discovered to be filled with red and white confetti, a decidedly good omen for NC State fans.

At the conclusion of the game, James Naismith appears on a white steed and decapitates Bill Self on the spot with a golden sabre, simply saying, "We weren't proud of you."

Thomas Robinson's head explodes in a deadly fit of 'roid rage.

The president is so upset about his bracket being busted, that he calls in an air strike from the Blue Angels on Allen Fieldhouse, reducing it to a pile of ashes.

All remaining KU fans are rounded up and put in internment camps ran by clones of Norm Stewart.

3/23/2012 7:02:23 PM

gotta rub one out to relieve some pressure

3/23/2012 7:09:12 PM

texas sized boner commencing

3/23/2012 7:11:32 PM

My pants are getting tight with anticipation.

If we meet UNC in the Elite 8, it might rustle my jimmies.

3/23/2012 7:14:21 PM

Where can u watch this game live online streaming?

3/23/2012 7:37:03 PM

omg negative vibes, I just got thsi weird feeling that we're gonna get blown out, hurry up game time

3/23/2012 7:40:03 PM

If you use protection (highly, highly recommended) you can go to firstrowsports.eu, or you can pay $3.99 and watch every march madness game at http://www.ncaa.com/mml/player/console.html

3/23/2012 7:43:50 PM

3/23/2012 7:46:58 PM

I swear you guys are the biggest heebs in the fucking free world. It's FOUR GODDAMN DOLLARS.

3/23/2012 7:53:21 PM

I shouldn't be watching this unc-ch game. It's just going to make me mad and ruin my mojo.

3/23/2012 8:06:50 PM

My friend will be watching the game in Colorado with KU fans. She wants some KU insults to throw out. Help me TWW.

3/23/2012 8:06:56 PM

PRE GAME NAP COMMENCING

3/23/2012 8:07:14 PM

This is gonna be a tough game. A lot of my coworkers, texans, are gonna watch and are rooting for nc state, but I told them not to trash talk if we get blown out.

3/23/2012 8:10:22 PM

^^^

Rockchalk Jayhawk, f*** you!!

3/23/2012 8:15:03 PM

^^^^

Quote :

"I mean. You're from Kansas. lol"

3/23/2012 8:16:19 PM

rock chalk jayhawk is the most over rated "chant" of all time, shit sucks

3/23/2012 8:18:27 PM

it's infinitely better than LET'S GO DUKE. fuck that is annoying. mainly because its the only cheer duke knows.

3/23/2012 8:20:47 PM

"Rock chalk" is such a meaningless saying. And the way they say it is like a cult.

http://graphics.fansonly.com/schools/kan/multimedia/rock-chalk-chant.mp3

3/23/2012 8:21:04 PM

oh also, HOYA SAXA.

3/23/2012 8:27:21 PM

its creepy and weird

3/23/2012 8:27:25 PM

Fuck it!!


WOOOOLF!

3/23/2012 8:27:58 PM

PACK

3/23/2012 8:30:25 PM